quote:

---

> I'll admit, I was intially sceptical that the free XBox-on-a-PC
> would even run a game, let alone run it at native speeds and
> beyond, but when I downloaded and installed it and saw Black
> and Halo 2 running as smooth as smooth could hope to be, I
> had to say that I was finally impressed with Microsoft - after
> all these years. But how long did it remain available before
> they pulled it? Let's see...
>

quote:

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> In article <deagh.97447$bz5.29843@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> Bill_Merde@freewareworld.com says...
> Would love to have seen this & I must admit I wasn't even aware it was
> about. If MS had given this away for 360 owners with their purchase it
> could have got around a lot of the BC grumbles.

quote:

---

>
> Gray One wrote:
>
> *snif* *snif*.... I smell shite...

quote:

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> "Alan" <shawad@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1166094934.719072.118230@l12g2000cwl.googlegroups.com...
>
> Then pull your head out of your arse and download it.
>
> Incidentally, I'm using it fullscreen TV-out on my 6800GT (latest nVidia
> drivers), but whenever I move the mouse to the far right of the desktop
> it moves over onto the TV screen. Sure, it looks funny seeing a mouse
> pointer on an XBox, but is there a freeware program (of driver setting)
> to restrict the mouse to a particular screen?
>
> Thanks.

quote:

---

>
> Bill Merde wrote:
>
> Merde by name...

quote:

---

> "Alan" <shawad@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1166095613.247181.153090@l12g2000cwl.googlegroups.com...
>
> Do you have a problem with me pal? That's an old joke, mate. Don't
> you have anything smarter to say? The kids at my son's school can do
> better than that without even trying. I asked a simple question and you
> are obviously too immature to bother attempting to answer. Not got
> anything better to do? Grow up Alan. You're just a pathetic little man.
> (Or is it Alanis, with just a little too much X chromosome?)

quote:

---

>
> Bill Merde wrote:
>
> If the jokes old maybe you should consider changing your name, and not
> posting shite. Funny that you're the only one that's picked up on this
> 'free' MS xbox emulator, that now doesn't exist on MS site, and we've
> got to email you to get a copy of something that no-one else on the net
> seems to know about, install it on our PCs and then what?
>
> Crawl back in your hole.

quote:

---

> It had to happen, hey? In typical India-giver fashion, the lord
> William Gates III giveth and he taketh away. It leaves me to
> wonder if his true lineage stems from Raj-hood.
>
> I'll admit, I was intially sceptical that the free XBox-on-a-PC
> would even run a game, let alone run it at native speeds and
> beyond, but when I downloaded and installed it and saw Black
> and Halo 2 running as smooth as smooth could hope to be, I
> had to say that I was finally impressed with Microsoft - after
> all these years. But how long did it remain available before
> they pulled it? Let's see...
>
> ...It was first trumpeted on http://www.xbox.com/ on the 1st
> of this month, and downloadable from:
>
> http://support.microsoft.com/kb/90750912
>
> Then it was remove on the 12th, with absolutely no reason
> what-so-ever. And to pour salt on the wound, Microsoft are
> no offering free XBox development tools for the 360 instead!
> That's a complete shift of perspective!
>
> http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/...CreatorsPR.mspx
>
> They originally released the XBox "simulator" because it
> worked with ALL XBox games, unlike the 360. Now, sure,
> Microsoft don't have to give us anything for free, but at this
> time of year - in the festive period of good will to all men - did
> they have to taunt us so?
>
> Anyway, if anyone wants a copy I've put it in my XDrive
> storage space. E-mail me for the link and let's spread it far
> and wide!
>
> Merry bloody Christmas!
>
>
>

quote:

---

> Suit yourself Alanis, I can't be bothered arguing with you. It's utter
> pricks
> like you that make decent fellows like me wonder why we even bother.

quote:

---

> It had to happen, hey? In typical India-giver fashion, the lord
> William Gates III giveth and he taketh away. It leaves me to
> wonder if his true lineage stems from Raj-hood.
>
> I'll admit, I was intially sceptical that the free XBox-on-a-PC
> would even run a game, let alone run it at native speeds and
> beyond, but when I downloaded and installed it and saw Black
> and Halo 2 running as smooth as smooth could hope to be, I
> had to say that I was finally impressed with Microsoft - after
> all these years. But how long did it remain available before
> they pulled it? Let's see...
>
> ...It was first trumpeted on http://www.xbox.com/ on the 1st
> of this month, and downloadable from:
>
> http://support.microsoft.com/kb/90750912
>
> Then it was remove on the 12th, with absolutely no reason
> what-so-ever. And to pour salt on the wound, Microsoft are
> no offering free XBox development tools for the 360 instead!
> That's a complete shift of perspective!
>
> http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/...CreatorsPR.mspx
>
> They originally released the XBox "simulator" because it
> worked with ALL XBox games, unlike the 360. Now, sure,
> Microsoft don't have to give us anything for free, but at this
> time of year - in the festive period of good will to all men - did
> they have to taunt us so?
>
> Anyway, if anyone wants a copy I've put it in my XDrive
> storage space. E-mail me for the link and let's spread it far
> and wide!
>
> Merry bloody Christmas!

quote:

---

>
> "Bill Merde" <Bill_Merde@freewareworld.com> wrote in message
> news:deagh.97447$bz5.29843@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
>
> It's a bit flakey on some of the games I tried, so maybe that's why they
> removed it?
> My advice: don't get so worked up. I'm sure they'll release another more
> stable
> version. (Prince of Persia The Two Thrones crashed straight off the bat.)
> The video
> also looks stretched on anything other than native TV resolutions (though
> 640x480
> is fine), but audio is perfect. Nice find all the same.
>
> All I need to do now is find a way to copy my XBox saves onto the PC. ;-)
> Anyone?
>
>
>

quote:

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-)[vbcol=seagreen]
> Tag team.

quote:

---

> In article <qebgh.75120$Pk.40286@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> email_what_no_email@me.com says...
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> Tag team.

quote:

---

>
> Bill Merde wrote:
>
> Awww, please Bill, come back, I'm enjoying it and it's relieving the
> boredom at work...
>
> You couldn't write it, someone called Bill Shit posting this.
>
> I tell you what, I believe you, give me the link to your XDrive and
> I'll blindly install what is more than likely a trojan on my PC, just
> to prove that you really are a decent fellow.

quote:

---

> Bikini Whacks wrote:
>
>
> And both posting for the first time today from Blueyonder using the exact
> same version of OE.
>
> What are the odds ?
>
> (Bill really isn't very good at this is he ?)

quote:

---

> It is apparent to me that you have trust issues. Perhaps your father (or
> could it be your grandfather) molested you as a child? It's common
> for victims of child molestation to go on to abuse children themselves.
> Is that what you do? Hang around school playground waiting for your
> next hapless victim? People like you should be shot.

quote:

---

>
> If you want a copy, Puffmeat, ask someone else in the group. I *know*
> it has already been downloaded from my XDrive today, so someone
> here has it. As far as I'm concerned, you can eat my shit.

quote:

---

> Yep, or what is commonly known in the con-trade as a stooge. "What,
> gold jewelery, with real diamonds for £5 mr streetseller? Why, I'll
> take two!"
>
> Unless it really is the real Paul Scholes, then I'm going to look
> stupid!

quote:

---

>
> "Resident Drunk" <askmeforit@spam.com> wrote in message
> news:4ucu1kF17fb19U1@mid.individual.net...
>
> Hey, just leave me outta this! :-)
>
>
>

quote:

---

> "Alan" <shawad@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1166098215.983107.31140@n67g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...
>
> It is apparent to me that you have trust issues. Perhaps your father (or
> could it be your grandfather) molested you as a child? It's common
> for victims of child molestation to go on to abuse children themselves.
> Is that what you do? Hang around school playground waiting for your
> next hapless victim? People like you should be shot.
>
> If you want a copy, Puffmeat, ask someone else in the group. I *know*
> it has already been downloaded from my XDrive today, so someone
> here has it. As far as I'm concerned, you can eat my shit.
>
>
>

quote:

---

> "Resident Drunk" <askmeforit@spam.com> wrote in message
> news:4ucu1kF17fb19U1@mid.individual.net...
>
> Hey, just leave me outta this! :-)
>
>

quote:

---

> aul Scholes wrote:
>
> See the problem is when you are quickly changing names in OE that you
> can mis-type one if you are not careful.
>
> ROTFLMAO

quote:

---

> Resident Drunk wrote:
>
> Well I've downloaded it and it works

quote:

---

> aul Scholes wrote:
>
> See the problem is when you are quickly changing names in OE that you
> can mis-type one if you are not careful.
>
> ROTFLMAO
>

quote:

---

> Ryan Giggs wrote:
>
> No you haven't

quote:

---

> Resident Drunk wrote:
>
> Well I've downloaded it and it works

quote:

---

> Resident Drunk wrote:
>
> Yes I have.
>
> OOOooopppss

quote:

---

> I'm looking forward to Paul Merde making an appearance.

quote:

---

>
>
> Shut up the lot of you.
> I'm off to molest some kids!
>
>
>

quote:

---

> If you want a copy, Puffmeat, ask someone else in the group. I *know*

quote:

---

> Bikini Whacks wrote:
>
>
> And both posting for the first time today from Blueyonder using the exact
> same version of OE.
>
> What are the odds ?
>
> (Bill really isn't very good at this is he ?)

quote:

---

> It had to happen, hey? In typical India-giver fashion, the lord
> William Gates III giveth and he taketh away. It leaves me to
> wonder if his true lineage stems from Raj-hood.
>
> I'll admit, I was intially sceptical that the free XBox-on-a-PC
> would even run a game, let alone run it at native speeds and
> beyond, but when I downloaded and installed it and saw Black
> and Halo 2 running as smooth as smooth could hope to be, I
> had to say that I was finally impressed with Microsoft - after
> all these years. But how long did it remain available before
> they pulled it? Let's see...
>
> ...It was first trumpeted on http://www.xbox.com/ on the 1st
> of this month, and downloadable from:
>
> http://support.microsoft.com/kb/90750912
>
> Then it was remove on the 12th, with absolutely no reason
> what-so-ever. And to pour salt on the wound, Microsoft are
> no offering free XBox development tools for the 360 instead!
> That's a complete shift of perspective!
>
> http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/...CreatorsPR.mspx
>
> They originally released the XBox "simulator" because it
> worked with ALL XBox games, unlike the 360. Now, sure,
> Microsoft don't have to give us anything for free, but at this
> time of year - in the festive period of good will to all men - did
> they have to taunt us so?
>
> Anyway, if anyone wants a copy I've put it in my XDrive
> storage space. E-mail me for the link and let's spread it far
> and wide!
>
> Merry bloody Christmas!

quote:

---

> "Resident Drunk" <askmeforit@spam.com> wrote in message
> news:4ucu1kF17fb19U1@mid.individual.net...
>
> I must be awful at it too, 'cos I'm using the exact same version of OE
> (quite common under Windows for reading/posting news, among other
> things) AND I'm a Blueyonder customer.
>
> But anyway, tag - you're it.
>

quote:

---

> Just Some Guy wrote:
>
> Indeed you are, and the same posting host and the same version of the
> same anti-virus software......

quote:

---

> Resident Drunk wrote:
>
> In fact aren't we luck to have 3 new people with no posting history all
> using exactly the same setup on Blueyonder posting here today ?.

quote:

---

> Son - You're too stupid, give it up.

quote:

---

> I can see that I've caused quite a fuss, when all I really
> wanted to do was inform the subscribers of these groups
> of a wonderful opportunity. But now it is obvious that
> I have made a mistake.
>
> Sometimes, people like me - with the best intentions in the
> world - go out of their way to inform others of the free
> software out there on the 'net that nobody else has brought
> to light. And sometimes, people like me - with the best
> intentions in the word - are abused by the very same people
> they set out to enlighten. It saddens me.
>
> I've been playing with MS Extreme all day, and enjoying
> the experience - for the most part. Yes, there are bugs,
> and yes, it is only an alpha, but so what? Apparently there
> are two people in this group other than myself who have
> tried it out. Good for them!
>
> Everyone else who'd rather drag my name through the mud
> can do what they please, for all I care. But leave my children
> out of it. Alanis's contant e-mail bombardment has meant
> I've had to disable that address. Thank you Alanis! Grow
> up, stop bombarding that address and let me keep the
> freeware mailing list running. You're spoiling it for over 700
> subscribers.
>
> As for whether it was naive of me to request people's e-mail
> addresses, like several of you have mentioned, perhaps you
> are right. I'll certainly know not to do it again.
>
> So accept this posting as a pubic appology.
>
> But it pains me to think that so many people in the world are
> just *so* eager to drag someone down. Sure, you may not
> believe something I tell you unless you see it with your own
> eyes, but that doesn't give you the right to abuse me, my
> family and the services I offer. Some of the personal attacks
> against me were very hurtful and completely unnecessary.
> And even Alanis would appreciate that if he stopped and
> thought about the amount of damage his ping flooding against
> my address is doing.
>
> What has happened with the world today? Why are so many
> people so malicious? Alanis's actions just go to prove that
> the internet is more like the wild west.
>
> I didn't intend to burden anyone, anywhere, with my discovery,
> but it is apparent that I have. And therefore I take it back. I
> have removed it from my XDrive. If someone really does care
> to check it out then I'm sure they'll track it down. There are
> some smart people in this group. But I really wish the idiots
> wouldn't ruin it for the rest of us.
>
> Some of the personal attacks against me we quite damaging,
> and have stretched my relationship with my family to the limit.
> My partner and I are nolonger speaking, my child has now
> seen the internet for what it really is - and refuses to do his
> homework for fear of saying something wrong to somebody
> of Yahoo! Answers - and I am considering completely
> abandoning my freeware mailing list. People, have a heart!
> It's so near to Christmas but you treat your fellow man with
> such contempt!
>
> You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
>
> Good bye.
>
>
>

quote:

---

>
> "Resident Drunk" <askmeforit@spam.com> wrote in message
> news:4ud6brF17o8c4U1@mid.individual.net...
>
> This is a freeware newsgroup. Avast! is a freeware virus scanner, so I'm
> sure it's quite common. Further more, I'm running XP SP2 with the latest
> patches, as so many other people will be, therefore the version of OE I
> use is also quite common. Blueyonder is also a popular choice of ISP
> in the UK. And, finally, I lurk - like so many others. If I've got nothing
> to
> say then I'll keep my gob shut. Is that a crime? Today I had something to
> say.
>
> Now do the math and a little research, and I'm sure you'll find far more
> than three people (or just two, considering that Mr Merde looks to have a
> multiple personality disorder) who use OE to peruse newsgroups sourced
> through Blueyonder with Avast! as their virus scanner.
>
>
> Stop being so cynical and presumptuous, you may learn something. (Such
> as not following a question mark with a period, not putting a space before a
> question mark, or using only three periods in an ellipses.)
>
>
>

quote:

---

> But it pains me to think that so many people in the world are
> just *so* eager to drag someone down. Sure, you may not
> believe something I tell you unless you see it with your own
> eyes, but that doesn't give you the right to abuse me, my
> family and the services I offer. Some of the personal attacks
> against me were very hurtful and completely unnecessary.
> And even Alanis would appreciate that if he stopped and
> thought about the amount of damage his ping flooding against
> my address is doing.

quote:

---

> In article <aTdgh.76767$Pk.67559@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> nospamta@blah.net says...

quote:

---

> You seem to know a helluva lot about periods.

quote:

---

> OK Badass Scotsman, you can reveal yourself now

quote:

---

> "Resident Drunk" <askmeforit@spam.com> wrote in message
> news:4ud6brF17o8c4U1@mid.individual.net...
>
> This is a freeware newsgroup. Avast! is a freeware virus scanner, so I'm
> sure it's quite common. Further more, I'm running XP SP2 with the latest
> patches, as so many other people will be, therefore the version of OE I
> use is also quite common. Blueyonder is also a popular choice of ISP
> in the UK. And, finally, I lurk - like so many others. If I've got nothing
> to
> say then I'll keep my gob shut. Is that a crime? Today I had something to
> say.
>
> Now do the math and a little research, and I'm sure you'll find far more
> than three people (or just two, considering that Mr Merde looks to have a
> multiple personality disorder) who use OE to peruse newsgroups sourced
> through Blueyonder with Avast! as their virus scanner.
>
>
> Stop being so cynical and presumptuous, you may learn something. (Such
> as not following a question mark with a period, not putting a space before a
> question mark, or using only three periods in an ellipses.)

quote:

---

> Just Some Guy wrote:
>
> And not putting whole sentences in brackets... (3)

quote:

---

> Just pointing out some odd coincidences - 3 (5?) people who have never
> posted before all turning up on the same day with all those things the
> same including the posting host ip address.

quote:

---

> On 2006-12-14 12:39:08 +0000, Ryan Giggs <askmeforit@spam.com> said:
>
>
> LOL!!
>

quote:

---

> "Resident Drunk" <askmeforit@spam.com> wrote in message
> news:4ud9qgF17mlktU1@mid.individual.net...
>
> Nah, that's perfectly acceptable grammar. Put an entire paragraph in
> brackets
> if you wish, but Strunk and White wouldn't be too impressed if you
> did the same
> with an entire chapter.
>
>
> Yup, but I'm more interested in the grammar at this particular moment
> in time.
> Anyway, and suffice it to say, you might not want to single out
> Blueyonder or it just may draw more of their customers out of the
> woodwork. ;-)

quote:

---

> In article <aTdgh.76767$Pk.67559@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> nospamta@blah.net says...
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> You seem to know a helluva lot about periods.

quote:

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> "Bill Merde" <Bill_Merde@freewareworld.com> wrote in message
> news:deagh.97447$bz5.29843@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
>
> Okay, I'll bite. If you care to put it back up, email me the link at:
>
> mikey007@mailinator.com
>
> I'll pick it up there.
>
> I've searched for about 20 minutes now and, personally, can't find any
> reference to such a beast.
>
> I'll give you the benefit of the doubt though. I can install it to my back
> up PC. If it works as our man says, I'll post back to this ng.
>
> M
>
>
>
>

quote:

---

> "Alan" <shawad@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1166109121.240695.225970@80g2000cwy.googlegroups.com...
>
> Don't ever accuse me of being a Scotsman. There's
> absolutely no need for it. I already e-mailed you an
> appology, so can we please leave it at that Alanis?
>
> (Yes, people, as I'm sure Alanis has already told you,
> the spamming of my mailing list - not ping flooding,
> sorry - was caused by a faulty auto-reply script that
> my mother wrote.)

quote:

---

>
> Bill Merde wrote:
>
> Shite boy you can go XXXX yersel and shove yer apology up yer mother's
> rectum for all I care.
>
>

quote:

---

> In article <1166125069.121100.127360@79g2000cws.googlegroups.com>,
> shawad@yahoo.com says...
> This is why we don't drink Special Brew at 7pm.

quote:

---

>
> Bill Merde wrote:
>
> Shite boy you can go XXXX yersel and shove yer apology up yer mother's
> rectum for all I care.

quote:

---

> "Bill Merde" <Bill_Merde@freewareworld.com> wrote in message
> news:deagh.97447$bz5.29843@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
>
> Okay, I'll bite. If you care to put it back up, email me the link at:
>
> mikey007@mailinator.com
>
> I'll pick it up there.
>
> I've searched for about 20 minutes now and, personally, can't find any
> reference to such a beast.
>
> I'll give you the benefit of the doubt though. I can install it to my back
> up PC. If it works as our man says, I'll post back to this ng.
>
> M

quote:

---

> In article <pyhgh.74860$hn.56669@edtnps82>, nowhereman@twilightzone.net
> says...
> Good luck, but I think you've more chance of plaiting fog.

quote:

---

> In article <pyhgh.74860$hn.56669@edtnps82>, nowhereman@twilightzone.net
> says...
> Good luck, but I think you've more chance of plaiting fog.

quote:

---

>
> "Michael Laplante" <nowhereman@twilightzone.net> wrote in message
> news:pyhgh.74860$hn.56669@edtnps82...
>
> Hi. Thanks Michael. Unfortunately I've had to pull the download
> because one or two people thought it dubious. To that end, I'll be
> happy to post an official download site in this group if/when it
> becomes available again.
>
> If that's alright with Alan.
>
> Take care and Merry Christmas!

quote:

---

> It had to happen, hey? In typical India-giver fashion, the lord
> William Gates III giveth and he taketh away. It leaves me to
> wonder if his true lineage stems from Raj-hood.
>
> I'll admit, I was intially sceptical that the free XBox-on-a-PC
> would even run a game, let alone run it at native speeds and
> beyond, but when I downloaded and installed it and saw Black
> and Halo 2 running as smooth as smooth could hope to be, I
> had to say that I was finally impressed with Microsoft - after
> all these years. But how long did it remain available before
> they pulled it? Let's see...
>
> ...It was first trumpeted on http://www.xbox.com/ on the 1st
> of this month, and downloadable from:
>
> http://support.microsoft.com/kb/90750912
>
> Then it was remove on the 12th, with absolutely no reason
> what-so-ever. And to pour salt on the wound, Microsoft are
> no offering free XBox development tools for the 360 instead!
> That's a complete shift of perspective!
>
> http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/...CreatorsPR.mspx
>
> They originally released the XBox "simulator" because it
> worked with ALL XBox games, unlike the 360. Now, sure,
> Microsoft don't have to give us anything for free, but at this
> time of year - in the festive period of good will to all men - did
> they have to taunt us so?
>
> Anyway, if anyone wants a copy I've put it in my XDrive
> storage space. E-mail me for the link and let's spread it far
> and wide!
>
> Merry bloody Christmas!

quote:

---

>
> "Bill Merde" <Bill_Merde@freewareworld.com> wrote in message
> news:deagh.97447$bz5.29843@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
>
> This post is a trap! Do not open it! This newsgroup post is infect with
> a trojan horse and will infect your PC and spread around the numptynet
> like wildfire! You have been warned! Even just reading his BS will infect
> your computer! I know! Mine was infected earlier today because I read
> this idiot's posting!

quote:

---

>Bugger The Drummer wrote:
>
>good grief! thanks for that! Do you think we should all chuck a bucket
>of soapy water over our computers just in case???

quote:

---

>
> "Bill Merde" <Bill_Merde@freewareworld.com> wrote in message
> news:deagh.97447$bz5.29843@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
>
> This post is a trap! Do not open it! This newsgroup post is infect with
> a trojan horse and will infect your PC and spread around the numptynet
> like wildfire! You have been warned! Even just reading his BS will infect
> your computer! I know! Mine was infected earlier today because I read
> this idiot's posting!
>
>
>

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> On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 23:26:55 GMT, Paul Heslop
> <paul.heslop@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>
>
> no, draw a bath, then dunk your still plugged in pc in it whilst
> standing in it yourself
>
> it's the only way to be safe.
>

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> In article <nkn3o21datb1f3qad1nimis5j1js63lvtg@4ax.com>,
> chris@asifimtellingyoulot.com says...
> TinTin lad,that's the second time you've made me lol this month.

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> Bikini Whacks wrote:
>
> hed kandi classics 3cds
>
> ;)
>

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> In article <51lgh.79505$Pk.16236@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> not@here.co.uk says...
> I sincerely hope you're not dissing the Little Drummer Boy, especially
> at this time of the year.

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> In article <Mhlgh.6$cd2.5@fe04.buzzardnews.com>, scoopex@scoopex.co.uk
> says...
>
>
> Jesus H, I've still not got to grips with the last 8gig.
>
> Btw, that Gyldenhaal (sp, can't be arsed) chick has funny nostrils, but
> nonetheless has inspired me to tackle pgr with me hands strapped to a
> broom-handle.

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> Bikini Whacks wrote:
>
> fish go deep
>
> TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE
>

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> In article <rxlgh.10$cd2.7@fe04.buzzardnews.com>, scoopex@scoopex.co.uk
> says...
> Dammit, you're making me do things when I can't be arsed.

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>
> "Bikini Whacks" <throwoldvegetables@me.com> wrote in message
> news:MPG.1febf017722068c59898e5@news.individual.net...
>
> Fa-la-la-la-lahh
>
>
>

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> Bikini Whacks wrote:
>
> STOP THAT DIRTY TALK
>
> *grins*
>

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> In article <dBlgh.11$cd2.8@fe04.buzzardnews.com>, scoopex@scoopex.co.uk
> says...
> Frenchman, stairs, headshot.
>
> That is all.

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> Hi. Thanks Michael. Unfortunately I've had to pull the download
> because one or two people thought it dubious. To that end, I'll be
> happy to post an official download site in this group if/when it
> becomes available again.

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>
> no, draw a bath, then dunk your still plugged in pc in it whilst
> standing in it yourself
>
> it's the only way to be safe.

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>
> In article <%vlgh.527749$eS1.232985@fe05.news.easynews.com>, bob@bob.com
> says...
> Whoooaa there, big fella. I'm afraid you've just humiliated yourself,
> sorry.
>
> It's,
>
> "pa rum pum pum pum "
>
> Your version sounds Indian or summat.

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> Bill Merde wrote:
>
> I'm curious as to why you don't seem to exist except to post this
> thing and why you have changed your freeware bit in your address a
> couple of times during this thread.

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> "Bill Merde" <Bill_Merde@freewareworld.com> wrote in message
> news:deagh.97447$bz5.29843@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
>
> This post is a trap! Do not open it! This newsgroup post is infect with
> a trojan horse and will infect your PC and spread around the numptynet
> like wildfire! You have been warned! Even just reading his BS will infect
> your computer! I know! Mine was infected earlier today because I read
> this idiot's posting!
>

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>
> Because he is a stupid lying troll either trying to harvest email
> addresses or send out a virus. The multiple personalities really didn't
> sell it either.

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> Bugger The Drummer wrote:
>
> Perfect punctuation there, you are going to disappear up your own arsehole
> if you're not careful.

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>
> "Resident Drunk" <askmeforit@spam.com> wrote in message
> news:4uf3blF17jrleU3@mid.individual.net...
>
> y is this chatroom so full of people like u!!!! lad tells u the email is a
> trojan hoss an u slam him!!! u r just mean spirited!!!!! u r scrouge!!!
>
>
>

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> In article <DeBgh.81808$Pk.56632@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> Andrew_Burke@burkesgarden.org says...
http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/...CreatorsPR.mspx[vbcol=seagreen]
> u r shizophrenic. Again.

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> On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 23:26:55 GMT, Paul Heslop
> <paul.heslop@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>
>
> no, draw a bath,

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> Chris F wrote:
>
> draw a bath? What XXXXing century are you in Chris?
>

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>Chris F wrote:
>
>draw a bath? What XXXXing century are you in Chris?

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>
> draw a bath? What XXXXing century are you in Chris?

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>
> one where we don't speak a bastardised version of English?

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> Chris F wrote:
>
>
>
> Well said, wonder what 'text speak' is for draw a bath?

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>Paul Heslop wrote:
>
>rn d bth
>

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> Paul Heslop wrote:
>
> rn d bth
>
>

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> Resident Drunk wrote:
>
> you chilled out now m8 ?
>
>
>

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> In article <OgWgh.36$st1.9@fe03.buzzardnews.com>, scoopex@scoopex.co.uk
> says...
> I'll give you chilled. Two hours in a dimly lit room with a hot-chick,
> who forced me to endure a full-body exfoliation and massage, a head
> massage and a *cough* facial.
>
> I'm now into a twenty-quid bottle of wine and an authentic imported
> salami which, though it tastes like angels shagging on my tongue, looks
> unfortunately like a mould-encrusted turd.
>
> You're all having a worse time than me tonight, I just wanted you to
> know.

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> Bikini Whacks wrote:
>
> been drinking this premier pils beer all afternoon.
>
> http://img85.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pic0020pp3.jpg
>
> lol.
>

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>
> Paul Heslop wrote:
>
> rn d bth

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>
> On Sat, 16 Dec 2006 16:52:44 -0000, "Resident Drunk"
> <eldrunk@notformail.com> wrote:
>
> it'd more likely be 'baf' as the 'th' combination is one lost on the
> little retards called children these days.
> --
>
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> http://live.xbox.com/member/Chrisflynnuk
> Current eBay auctions: http://tinyurl.com/hutcb
> 360, DS, PS2 and Saturn Games For Auction.

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>
> one where we don't speak a bastardised version of English?