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> Ordinarily, a hammer combined with a hand is a good thing.
>A useful combination to get work done. However, adding the
>other hand to the combo may result in personal injury.
>
> In my case it's a given.
>
> Typing will be slower than normal for a couple of days........

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> Ordinarily, a hammer combined with a hand is a good thing.
> A useful combination to get work done. However, adding the
> other hand to the combo may result in personal injury.
>
> In my case it's a given.

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> Ordinarily, a hammer combined with a hand is a good thing.
> A useful combination to get work done. However, adding the
> other hand to the combo may result in personal injury.
>
> In my case it's a given.
>
> Typing will be slower than normal for a couple of days........
>
>
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> Ordinarily, a hammer combined with a hand is a good thing.
>A useful combination to get work done. However, adding the
>other hand to the combo may result in personal injury.
>
> In my case it's a given.
>
> Typing will be slower than normal for a couple of days........

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> Ordinarily, a hammer combined with a hand is a good thing.
> A useful combination to get work done. However, adding the
> other hand to the combo may result in personal injury.
> In my case it's a given.
> Typing will be slower than normal for a couple of days........

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>Miracle Smith's last words before the Sword of Azrial plunged through his
>body were:
>
>Atleast its only for a few days. I XXXXed up my right arm last november
>and its still screwed up

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> On 15 Sep 2005 06:24:14 GMT, I heard the following crap spew forth
> from "Miracle Smith" <GetLost@yourexpense.com>:
>
>
> Ouch! Sympathies extended. That bites.

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>^,,^< Miracle

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> "Miracle Smith" <GetLost@yourexpense.com> wrote in news:4329138e$1_2
> @news6.uncensored-news.com:
>
>
> I can't do anything mechanical without hurting myself somehow. So
> naturally I sympathize.

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>^,,^< Miracle

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> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>^,,^< Miracle

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> On 15 Sep 2005 06:24:14 GMT, "Miracle Smith" <GetLost@yourexpense.com>
> wrote:
>
>
> OUCH! I hate that. Ever step on your own head? Man alive! Talk about
> embarrassing AND painful!

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>^,,^< Miracle

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>
> Atleast its only for a few days. I XXXXed up my right arm last
> november and its still screwed up

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>^,,^< Miracle

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> Randy Graham wrote:
>
>
> Thanks Randy. Man, I do good work! I think I cracked
> a hand bone. (I hammered my hand right behind that joint that is the
> first one before your finger begins. My index finger, in this case, and
> sheetboyhowdee is it tender.)

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> ScratchMonkey wrote:
>
>
> I have a natural talent for "oopsies". My lifetime achievement is
> the number of times I've found the bottom of an open door or cupboard
> with my head. I once rocked a Toyota Corolla by finding the top of the
> door frame with my noggin.
>
> I've lost count of how many times I left the freezer door open, then
> opened the fridge, only to rise up and nail the bottom of the freezer
> door.
> And Ross wonders why I'm so hell-bent on keeping my side-by-side.
> :oD

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> "Miracle Smith" <GetLost@yourexpense.com> wrote...
>
> That would be the metacarpophalangeal joint.
>
> Quixote

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> standing a wall up on a house. He must have felt the need to become
> useful all of a sudden, because he screeched to halt and came running
> up. He demanded a hammer and nails, and was determined to nail the
> wall in place for us after helping us raise it. He then proceeded to
> hit his finger and then the back of his head with the hammer, twice. He dropped the hammer and
> screeched off as fast as he came.
>
> Quixote

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> WTF? What happened, man? I recall no reports here of such a thing
> happening.

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> Hellmark wrote:
> Then there's the nerve damage in my left index finger due to a
> totally irresponsible act with a toy pocket knife back in 1993.........
> That which does not kill us only serves to make us stronger!
>

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> I make all my skirts, and I add side pockets. Since I'm so short,
> my
> hipline is below the kitchen countertop level. I'll be walking through
> the kitchen and a pocket will catch one of the drawer pulls (which are
> round ceramic knobs), and I'll end up trying not to land on my face as
> I'm brought up real short, real quick.

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>ScratchMonkey wrote:
>
>
> I have a natural talent for "oopsies". My lifetime achievement is
>the number of times I've found the bottom of an open door or cupboard
>with my head. I once rocked a Toyota Corolla by finding the top of the
>door frame with my noggin.

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> I've lost count of how many times I left the freezer door open, then
>opened the fridge, only to rise up and nail the bottom of the freezer door.
>And Ross wonders why I'm so hell-bent on keeping my side-by-side.
> :oD

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>Smeghead wrote:
>
>
> Wow. No, I've not managed that. *Yet*. I do have a peculiar way
>to trip myself up, though.
> I make all my skirts, and I add side pockets. Since I'm so short, my
>hipline is below the kitchen countertop level. I'll be walking through the
>kitchen and a pocket will catch one of the drawer pulls (which are round
>ceramic knobs), and I'll end up trying not to land on my face as I'm
>brought up real short, real quick.
>
> That's just got to look spastic. Thank goodness Ross isn't into hidden
>video cameras........

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>Miracle Smith's last words before the Sword of Azrial plunged through his
>body were:
>
>If you want to discuss old war wounds...
>
>Right knee got XXXXed when two years ago I dumped a bike on a rock road
>after cops went flying down it at code 3. Rode for 6 feet on my knee. Had
>1" rock in my knee, floating around for like a week till I got the last
>bits out. Still have a groove on my knee cap.
>
>have one finger get fubared around '97 or so from a hammer. Was trying to
>flatten out some bits of steel, and slipped. smashed it pretty good.
>
>'94 had my left shoulder ripped out of the socket. Stretched all the
>ligaments and tendons permanently. Still is sloppier than the pussy of a
>$20 whore, and pops in and out.
>
>Plus my other shoulder and back aint too good of shape either from years
>of abuse. Hell, some of the shit I've had happen, I'm surprised I'm still
>walking (Ever been picked up and used as a battering ram against a brick
>wall, end up with bricks getting knocked out? Choked with a chain till you
>pass out for several minutes, twitching?)

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> "Miracle Smith" <GetLost@yourexpense.com> wrote in
> news:432a5fb4_1@news6.uncensored-news.com:
>
>
> I do that when I wear my robe at the computer. It's got folded-back
> sleeves, and they catch the arms of the office chair just when I'm
> trying to kill something. I slide my arm back and the chair arm
> sockets right into the cuff.

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> If you want to discuss old war wounds...
>
> Right knee got XXXXed when two years ago I dumped a bike on a rock
> road after cops went flying down it at code 3. Rode for 6 feet on my
> knee. Had 1" rock in my knee, floating around for like a week till I
> got the last bits out. Still have a groove on my knee cap.
>
> have one finger get fubared around '97 or so from a hammer. Was
> trying to flatten out some bits of steel, and slipped. smashed it
> pretty good.
>
> '94 had my left shoulder ripped out of the socket. Stretched all the
> ligaments and tendons permanently. Still is sloppier than the pussy
> of a $20 whore, and pops in and out.
>
> Plus my other shoulder and back aint too good of shape either from
> years of abuse. Hell, some of the shit I've had happen, I'm surprised
> I'm still walking (Ever been picked up and used as a battering ram
> against a brick wall, end up with bricks getting knocked out? Choked
> with a chain till you pass out for several minutes, twitching?)

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> Hellmark wrote:
> Uh, no. But then, I've either been too quick, had a gun, or got away.
> :oD

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> Miracle Smith's last words before the Sword of Azrial plunged through
> his body were:
>
> My brother likes to hide behind doors and jump out behind me,
> sometimes with a chain in hand.

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> I'd beat him silly with it and stop that shit right *now*. Unless he's
> a wee tot. In that case I'd scare him so badly he'd wet himself. And be
> too afraid to even contemplate evenge.