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Author Re: Miracle's wish list
Randy Graham

2005-07-26, 8:38 pm

On 26 Jul 2005 08:19:56 GMT, I heard the following crap spew forth
from "Miracle Smith" <miracle@spamcop.net>:
quote:

>Smeghead wrote:
>
>Randy Graham wrote:
>
>Hellmark wrote:
>
>
> Oh, stop it! I'd bet you're just normal dudes, with average looks.
>Same as everyone here, no ogres and no movie stars.


But Ogres have layers. I heard Shrek himself say it. I, on the other
hand, am sans layers, and very shallow.
quote:

> Oh, and don't forget- all of us are either overweight or
>underweight. No one here is perfect.


But I'm reallllllllly close. I promise.
quote:

>If they were, I'd have run
>them off by now- I can't *stand* perfection in a human being,
>simply because it only exists in their own mind.


Fortunately, I have little mind in which to exist perfectly. So to
maintain the illusion, I have to convince all of you of my perfection.
quote:

> Which means we're all just folks. Thank bob. If you guys
>wanted a sexy chick as a sidekick, boy did y'all lose out when
>I joined in!!


Ahhh, but you are sexy. I mean, hell, I'd do ya! And you all know
how picky I am.



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