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Zappa

2005-04-27, 8:33 pm

I’ve haven’t gotten my tribes to run.



All your suggestions have been for naught.



Reading your OT is like watching a dog cleaning himself.



f


>^,,^

2005-04-28, 12:33 am

Zappa wrote:
quote:

> I've haven't gotten my tribes to run.


Like thats a surprise.
quote:

> All your suggestions have been for naught.


You didn't READ them properly, you flaming idiot.
quote:

> Reading your OT is like watching a dog cleaning himself.


Well, you'd be the expert on doggie dick.

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[PSY-W]\(B^B\)ThrasherK [LD][HVSucks]

2005-04-28, 12:33 am

"Zappa" <Zappa@nospam.net> wrote in message news:2uVbe.57$FE3.9@fe12.lga...
quote:

> I've haven't gotten my tribes to run.


interesting, it ain't that hard to do.... what's the issue? your 486 not
up to snuff?
quote:

> All your suggestions have been for naught.


Probably naught. But possibly. I've yet to see bad advice here, especially
since some of these people know more about the game than some of the
designers do...
quote:

> Reading your OT is like watching a dog cleaning himself.


quite possibly. could you descirbe it a bit better? I'd need a slightly
more descriptive paragraph to go off of....
quote:

> f


TK

P.S. Please keep it up. I need a target.


Mr K

2005-04-28, 3:32 am

On Wed, 27 Apr 2005 19:45:00 -0400, Zappa wrote:
quote:

> I’ve haven’t gotten my tribes to run.


Like we give a shit?
quote:

> All your suggestions have been for naught.


Ok, here's another suggestion... give us your current IP address, and one
of us will "remote admin" in and do the work for you.
quote:

> Reading your OT is like watching a dog cleaning himself.


That's because you're boring, so we have to amuse ourselves.

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Quixote

2005-04-28, 6:39 am


"Zappa" <Zappa@nospam.net> wrote in message news:2uVbe.57$FE3.9@fe12.lga...
quote:

> Reading your OT is like watching a dog cleaning himself.
>


So what else do you do in your spare time, besides not playing Tribes 2 and
watching dogs?


Zappa

2005-05-01, 8:40 pm

<<That's because you're boring, so we have to amuse ourselves.>>

I suggest you switch to your left hand for amusement.

f


ScratchMonkey

2005-05-01, 8:40 pm

"Zappa" <Zappa@nospam.net> wrote in news:2uVbe.57$FE3.9@fe12.lga:
quote:

> Reading your OT is like watching a dog cleaning himself.


Well at least now we know what distracted him from the clear instructions
that were posted multiple times.
Mr K

2005-05-01, 8:40 pm

On Thu, 28 Apr 2005 07:11:44 -0400, Zappa wrote:
quote:

> I suggest you switch to your left hand for amusement.
>
> f


But that still doesn't solve *your* problem, does it? Give us your IP and
one of us will "remote admin" in to solve your problem for you.

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Randy Graham

2005-05-01, 8:40 pm

On Thu, 28 Apr 2005 07:11:44 -0400, I heard the following crap spew
forth from "Zappa" <Zappa@nospam.net>:
quote:

><<That's because you're boring, so we have to amuse ourselves.>>
>
>I suggest you switch to your left hand for amusement.
>
>f


And for those of us already doing it left-handed? I need some
guidance on how to make things better.

RagManX
http://www.gamepatches.info/ - Are you up to date?
Hellmark

2005-05-01, 8:40 pm

Adrian Ng's last words before the Sword of Azrial plunged through his body
were:
quote:

> "Zappa" <Zappa@nospam.net> wrote in message news:2uVbe.57$FE3.9@fe12.lga...
> Ok, little weak whiney XXX, mother-XXXXing, XXX-licking, cock-sucking,
> pole-smoking, yellow-bellied, dick-munching, cumguzzling, stupid, asinine,
> gutless, pansy, shitty XXX excuse for a pile of crap expelled from a
> flaming bitchy cuntrag known as the pole driving love child of Bill Gates
> and Al "I invented the Internet" Gore, and the lesbian lover of Janet
> Reno!!! You eat shit and think its XXXXing gourmet food. Someone told you
> to beat off, so you started pummeling your groin. Your life has had an
> empty space since Goatse.cx was taken down. You use a damn firehose for
> enemas.


I thought that looked familiar! What I do is I try to string together as
many profane things as I can think of at any given time. More you have
(while still making sense) the better.
>^,,^

2005-05-01, 8:40 pm

Adrian Ng wrote:
quote:

> "Zappa" <Zappa@nospam.net> wrote in message
> news:2uVbe.57$FE3.9@fe12.lga...
>
> Ok, little weak whiney XXX, mother-XXXXing, XXX-licking, cock-sucking,
> pole-smoking, yellow-bellied, dick-munching, cumguzzling, stupid,
> asinine, gutless, pansy, shitty XXX excuse for a pile of crap
> expelled from a flaming bitchy cuntrag known as the pole driving love
> child of Bill Gates and Al "I invented the Internet" Gore, and the
> lesbian lover of Janet Reno!!! You eat shit and think its XXXXing
> gourmet food. Someone told you to beat off, so you started pummeling
> your groin. Your life has had an empty space since Goatse.cx was
> taken down. You use a damn firehose for enemas.



Damn. I didn't think you were capable of using such language!

Way to go! /me high fives Adrian

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Andy Smith

2005-05-01, 8:40 pm


"Mr K" <duffstuff@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:42708540$0$313$cc9e4d1f@news.dial.pipex.com...
quote:

> On Wed, 27 Apr 2005 19:45:00 -0400, Zappa wrote:
>
>
> Like we give a shit?
>
>
> Ok, here's another suggestion... give us your current IP address, and one
> of us will "remote admin" in and do the work for you.
>
>
> That's because you're boring, so we have to amuse ourselves.
>
> --
> "There's violence to be done."
> R.L.U. #300033, running WM 0.80.1 under MDK9.1(and a half)


Mr. K, I heartily apoliogize. Zappa is apparently clueless.


Mr K

2005-05-01, 8:40 pm

On Thu, 28 Apr 2005 16:50:35 +0000 (UTC), Adrian Ng wrote:
quote:

> Ok, little weak whiney XXX, mother-XXXXing, XXX-licking, cock-sucking,
> pole-smoking, yellow-bellied, dick-munching, cumguzzling, stupid, asinine,
> gutless, pansy, shitty XXX excuse for a pile of crap expelled from a
> flaming bitchy cuntrag known as the pole driving love child of Bill Gates
> and Al "I invented the Internet" Gore, and the lesbian lover of Janet
> Reno!!! You eat shit and think its XXXXing gourmet food. Someone told you
> to beat off, so you started pummeling your groin. Your life has had an
> empty space since Goatse.cx was taken down. You use a damn firehose for
> enemas.


Had connection problems?

--
"There's violence to be done."
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Adrian Ng

2005-05-01, 8:40 pm


"Zappa" <Zappa@nospam.net> wrote in message news:2uVbe.57$FE3.9@fe12.lga...
quote:

> I've haven't gotten my tribes to run.
>
>
>
> All your suggestions have been for naught.
>
>
>
> Reading your OT is like watching a dog cleaning himself.
>
>
>
> f
>
>


Ok, little weak whiney XXX, mother-XXXXing, XXX-licking, cock-sucking,
pole-smoking, yellow-bellied, dick-munching, cumguzzling, stupid, asinine,
gutless, pansy, shitty XXX excuse for a pile of crap expelled from a
flaming bitchy cuntrag known as the pole driving love child of Bill Gates
and Al "I invented the Internet" Gore, and the lesbian lover of Janet
Reno!!! You eat shit and think its XXXXing gourmet food. Someone told you
to beat off, so you started pummeling your groin. Your life has had an
empty space since Goatse.cx was taken down. You use a damn firehose for
enemas.


Quixote

2005-05-01, 8:40 pm


">^,,^< Miracle" <miracle@spamcop.net> wrote in message
news:42715cf5_6@galaxy.uncensored-news.com...
quote:

> Adrian Ng wrote:
>
>
> Damn. I didn't think you were capable of using such language!
>
> Way to go! /me high fives Adrian
>


Ummmm, he stole that from Hellmark.....

Quixote


>^,,^

2005-05-01, 8:40 pm

Quixote wrote:
quote:

> ">^,,^< Miracle" <miracle@spamcop.net> wrote in message
> news:42715cf5_6@galaxy.uncensored-news.com...
>
> Ummmm, he stole that from Hellmark.....
>
> Quixote



Yeah, but he *used* it, which is a MAJOR step for Adrian!!

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Hellmark

2005-05-01, 8:40 pm

Quixote's last words before the Sword of Azrial plunged through his body
were:
quote:

> ">^,,^< Miracle" <miracle@spamcop.net> wrote in message
> news:42715cf5_6@galaxy.uncensored-news.com...
> Ummmm, he stole that from Hellmark.....


Meh, its ok, least someone's getting some attention. Atleast its someone
I like, rather than a prick, so no big deal.
Schrodinger

2005-05-01, 8:40 pm


"Zappa" <Zappa@nospam.net> wrote in message news:2uVbe.57$FE3.9@fe12.lga...
quote:

> I've haven't gotten my tribes to run.
>
>
>
> All your suggestions have been for naught.
>
>
>
> Reading your OT is like watching a dog cleaning himself.
>
>
>
> f


my cat's breath smells of cat food.


Polarhound

2005-05-01, 8:40 pm

Most people drink from the fountain of knowledge...

... You barely gargled.
Hellmark

2005-05-01, 8:40 pm

Polarhound's last words before the Sword of Azrial plunged through his
body were:
quote:

> Most people drink from the fountain of knowledge...
> .. You barely gargled.


Not his fault he thought it was a toilet. Least they stopped him before he
took a leak in it.
Mr K

2005-05-01, 8:40 pm

On Fri, 29 Apr 2005 14:56:36 GMT, Hellmark wrote:
quote:

> Not his fault he thought it was a toilet. Least they stopped him before he
> took a leak in it.


Shame they didn't flush his head in the toilet too.

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Hellmark

2005-05-01, 8:40 pm

Mr K's last words before the Sword of Azrial plunged through his body
were:
quote:

> On Fri, 29 Apr 2005 14:56:36 GMT, Hellmark wrote:
> Shame they didn't flush his head in the toilet too.


Would you want to touch someone that stupid? Probably covered in crap from
shitting themselves.
Troy

2005-05-01, 8:40 pm

Zappa wrote:
quote:

> I’ve haven’t gotten my tribes to run.


What kind of tribes do you have, and why do you want them to run?
quote:

> All your suggestions have been for naught.


Nobody in here is paid to offer tech support. You should be happy you
even got a response.
quote:

> Reading your OT is like watching a dog cleaning himself.


Dogs don't clean themselves; you're thinking of cats.

XXXXtard.

--
Troy
Mr K

2005-05-01, 8:40 pm

On Sat, 30 Apr 2005 07:53:15 GMT, Troy wrote:

[Snip]
quote:

> Nobody in here is paid to offer tech support. You should be happy you
> even got a response.


I thought Frank did tech helpdesk support stuff?

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Troy

2005-05-01, 8:40 pm

Mr K wrote:
quote:

> I thought Frank did tech helpdesk support stuff?


Damn. You're right. Frank, what's wrong with you. Make Zappa's tribes
run. Make his tribes run away, very far.
Frank van Schie

2005-05-01, 8:40 pm

Mr K wrote:
quote:

> On Sat, 30 Apr 2005 07:53:15 GMT, Troy wrote:
>
> [Snip]
>
>
>
> I thought Frank did tech helpdesk support stuff?


"I'm sorry, sir, we do not support this "tree-bess too" product. Goodbye."

*miss hangup button*

"XXXXtard. Oh shit!"

*hit hangup button*
--
Frank
Mr K

2005-05-01, 8:40 pm

On Sat, 30 Apr 2005 16:02:43 GMT, Troy wrote:
quote:

> Damn. You're right. Frank, what's wrong with you. Make Zappa's tribes
> run. Make his tribes run away, very far.


That's why I told the idiot to give his ip address out. Frank would be
able to resolve his problem in seconds, via the internet marvel that is
"remote administration".

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Miracle Smith

2005-05-01, 8:40 pm

Mr K wrote:
quote:

> On Sat, 30 Apr 2005 16:02:43 GMT, Troy wrote:
>
>
> That's why I told the idiot to give his ip address out. Frank would be
> able to resolve his problem in seconds, via the internet marvel that
> is "remote administration".



I hope "resolve his problem" was code for malicious damage.......

Nah, Frank wouldn't do that. *I* would, Frank wouldn't.

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quote:

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Mr K

2005-05-01, 8:40 pm

On 1 May 2005 08:00:27 GMT, Miracle Smith wrote:
quote:

> I hope "resolve his problem" was code for malicious damage.......


Nothing that "cmd", "cd /" and "echo y | deltree *.*" can't fix for
'Zappa'.
quote:

> Nah, Frank wouldn't do that.


Perhaps not during working hours.
quote:

> *I* would, Frank wouldn't.


Given enough incentive, I'd happily run those comands on someone elses
system.

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ScratchMonkey

2005-05-01, 8:40 pm

Mr K <duffstuff@hotmail.com> wrote in news:4274b201$0$289
$cc9e4d1f@news.dial.pipex.com:
quote:

> Nothing that "cmd", "cd /" and "echo y | deltree *.*" can't fix for
> 'Zappa'.


Too obvious. He'd just reload and be back in a few hours to pester us. And
probably faster than someone clueful enough to load all the service packs,
guaranteeing that he'd also be contributing to the army of Internet
zombies.

Better would be to delete all the network connection info from the
registry, and his NIC drivers. That'd leave him confusingly crippled but
still able to do things locally, and it might be some time before he worked
up the will to reload or find someone willing to help offline to restore
connectivity.

Think of it as putting the kiddy gate back up.
Frank van Schie

2005-05-01, 8:40 pm

Mr K wrote:
quote:

> On 1 May 2005 08:00:27 GMT, Miracle Smith wrote:
>
>
> Nothing that "cmd", "cd /" and "echo y | deltree *.*" can't fix for
> 'Zappa'.


For those of you playing at home, this series of commands will unlock a
magical fantasy world where your every dream will come true. Rainbows
will pour from your monitor, bliss and joy will be yours to behold, the
entire Swedish nude female volleyball team will come by your house for
an exhibitionistic match, and peace and happiness will befall all mankind.

And womankind, of course.

Excepting those horrid creatures who call themselves 'womyn' out of
sheer bloodymindedness.
quote:

>
> Perhaps not during working hours.


Not even outside of it. I'm a nice guy. I don't enjoy ruining perfectly
good PC's.

--
Frank
Miracle Smith

2005-05-02, 3:32 am

Mr K wrote:
quote:

> On 1 May 2005 08:00:27 GMT, Miracle Smith wrote:
>
>
> Nothing that "cmd", "cd /" and "echo y | deltree *.*" can't fix for
> 'Zappa'.


I understand the "cmd" and "deltree", which is enough info
to make me grin like a fox, and hope you never glean my IP
if I piss you off *that* bad. LOL
quote:

>
> Given enough incentive, I'd happily run those comands on someone elses
> system.


Oh, I've got the incentive, so it's a damn good thing that
I don't know how to do it.

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ScratchMonkey

2005-05-02, 8:34 pm

Frank van Schie <frankNOSPAM@email.it> wrote in news:EuCdnbzwCbyfr-
jfRVnygQ@casema.nl:
quote:

> Not even outside of it. I'm a nice guy. I don't enjoy ruining perfectly
> good PC's.


That's not ruining. That's step one in fixing them. Step two is inserting a
good BSD or Linux installation CD. ;)

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