| Frank van Schie 2005-04-17, 8:34 pm |
| Smeghead wrote:
quote:
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> I plead the 5th on the grounds that I may inseminate myself.
I am reminded of an awesome court scene which, apparently, actually
happened, in which a married lady, Mrs. X, was accused in a divorce case
of adultery with Mr. Y (no, not Mr. K)
Court: Did you and Mr. Y have sex on $date1 in $city1?
Mrs. X: No.
Court: Did you and Mr. Y have sex on $date2 in $city2?
Mrs. X: No.
Court: Did you and Mr. Y have sex on $date3 in $city3?
Mrs. X: I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it might
incriminate me.
Brilliant. I'm sure her lawyer must've had any number of colorful
insults to share with the lady.
--
Frank
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