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> A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He
> sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offered at
> this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about
> the cost of these brains.
>
> "How much does it cost for engineer brain?"
>
> "Three dollars an ounce."
>
> "How much does it cost for programmer brain?"
>
> "Four dollars an ounce."
>
> "How much for lawyer brain?"
>
> "$1,000 an ounce."
>
> "Why is lawyer brain so much more?"
>
> "Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of
> brain?"