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Author Time for Blig Merk to hire Chick Publishing to do some anti-Microsoft tracts.
richardhutnik@hotmail.com

2005-07-18, 8:31 pm

Blig Merk, maybe you can hire Chick Publishing to do some "evils of
XFlop" tracts to warn videogamers everywhere, how Redmond is actually
the home of the anti-Christ, and Sony is the rider of the White Horse
referred to in the book of Revelations.

- Richard Hutnik

And my hatred of EA at this moment is an entirely seperate issue.

Jordan

2005-07-19, 12:30 am

Bliggie and Chick Tracts are cut from the same cloth...

Some hilarious examples:

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0037/0037_01.asp

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0001/0001_01.asp

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5025/5025_01.asp

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0076/0076_01.asp

richardhutnik@hotmail.com

2005-07-19, 12:30 am

Hey Jordan, do you or anyone else want to do some modified Chick tracks
to help Blig Merk warn people of the evils of Microsoft and how Sony is
the savior?

Yep, these recent tyrades against the X-Box deserves them, and did
remind me of Chick's stuff.

- Richard Hutnik

And yes, I do have a hatred of EA now. Sue me :-P

Jordan

2005-07-19, 3:31 am

I was thinking about it, but I just don't have the time these days. I'm
behind enough on my gaming as it is. :^)

- Jordan

richardhutnik@hotmail.com

2005-07-19, 8:35 pm

Grinder, and Blig Merk can go about spewing it. Will someone help Blig
get a more convincing case together? :-)

Look at it this way the SONy of God will save the day!

- Richard Hutnik

Blig Merk

2005-07-19, 8:35 pm

You twirps are real losers to have that much free time to waste on crap
like this. Plus to constantly be wading through all this fecal matter
with me on your minds at the time is just fruity. Remember, it is YOU
wading through this shit to make some twisted logic association with
me. That reflects the state of YOUR sorry mental condition, not mine.
Jackass Jordan claims to be an educator and the jackass only proves
from where the decline of American education is originating.

richardhutnik@hotmail.com

2005-07-19, 8:36 pm

Blig Merk, exactly how much time do you spend spewing what you do on
the video game newsgroups, and reading them? I will tell you that I
spent a net total of about 5-10 minutes total on this bit on you. And
maybe 15 minutes total in all of July reading the videogame newsgroups.
My main return here was to bash EA over Madden. So, in regards to
"free time to waste on crap", who is the one spending more time on it?

Connecting you to Chick tracts was very easy, done off the cusp, and a
throw away. Too bad you had such an allergic reaction to it. Maybe
you do need medical treatment Merk, for your thin skin.

And as for my "free time", I am between IT contracts at the moment, so
I have time to read usenet.

- Richard Hutnik

By the way, don't worry, someone will come up with some Chick tracts
for you to help you promote your message that Microsoft is evil, the
X-Flop is an abomination (albeit it that it does have a harddrive and
better graphics), and we need to bow to the SONy of God.

Antoine Bugleboy

2005-07-20, 12:33 am

richardhutnik@hotmail.com wrote:
quote:

> Connecting you to Chick tracts was very easy,
> done off the cusp, and a throw away.


See, Bilge has never written or uttered a throwaway comment or joke in
his life. His anti-Xbox diatribes probably go through at least two
drafts, none of which make it through his spelling/grammar checker
("dribble" instead of "drivel"). So desperate is his need to be thought
of as some kind of console-programming genius can he ill afford to dash
off quips.
Blig Merk

2005-07-20, 12:33 am

Antoine Bugleboy wrote:
quote:

> richardhutnik@hotmail.com wrote:
>
>
> See, Bilge has never written or uttered a throwaway comment or joke in
> his life. His anti-Xbox diatribes probably go through at least two
> drafts, none of which make it through his spelling/grammar checker
> ("dribble" instead of "drivel"). So desperate is his need to be thought
> of as some kind of console-programming genius can he ill afford to dash
> off quips.


You should know, you are the authority on deperation (good copy monkey
aping there). Dribble as in drool, Duncephuk. You might want to try to
complete the third grade where you dropped out of school. Yeah, here is
little Hillbilly J. Duncephuk back with another identity along with
Billy J. Dancefloor, Kenny the Gardener, Billy J. Pantomaine, plus
numerous others and now Antoine Bugleboy. There is a trend with these
identities that make them sound gay, no, not gay, just queer. Let's
just go back to Hillbilly J Duncequeer, that was the most descriptive
of you, dipshit.

Blig Merk

2005-07-20, 12:33 am

Look, shit for brains. I have never made any religious association with
Sony, the Playstation 2, the xflop or Micro$haft. YOU are the stupid
phukwad doing that. I have said that Micro$haft and the xflop
fanfairies have resorted to dirty, low down, below the belt, chicken
shit, hyena like tactics and methods, never associating that with any
sort of good or evil. The fact is the xflop has never been able to
stand on its own merits and is like a weak coward in that way. There is
no innovation or originality that comes from it and it is reflected by
the copy monkey aping attitude that characterizes the xflop fanfairies
and the xflop in general. There has never been a single original
concept, idea or thought come from anything associated with the xflop.
To bring this totally unrelated subject up as somehow being relevant to
console is only another example of the total lack of originality and
inability to make cognitive associations with the subject matter topic.


richardhutnik@hotmail.com wrote:
quote:

> Blig Merk, exactly how much time do you spend spewing what you do on
> the video game newsgroups, and reading them? I will tell you that I
> spent a net total of about 5-10 minutes total on this bit on you. And
> maybe 15 minutes total in all of July reading the videogame newsgroups.
> My main return here was to bash EA over Madden. So, in regards to
> "free time to waste on crap", who is the one spending more time on it?
>
> Connecting you to Chick tracts was very easy, done off the cusp, and a
> throw away. Too bad you had such an allergic reaction to it. Maybe
> you do need medical treatment Merk, for your thin skin.
>
> And as for my "free time", I am between IT contracts at the moment, so
> I have time to read usenet.
>
> - Richard Hutnik
>
> By the way, don't worry, someone will come up with some Chick tracts
> for you to help you promote your message that Microsoft is evil, the
> X-Flop is an abomination (albeit it that it does have a harddrive and
> better graphics), and we need to bow to the SONy of God.


Hank the Rapper

2005-07-20, 12:33 am

Blig Merk wrote:
quote:

> Look, shit for brains.


Bligmerk's getting upset.



Zackman

2005-07-20, 3:32 am

Hank the Rapper wrote:
quote:

> Bligmerk's getting upset.


He's truly flipping out now. Holy shit. I've never seen the poor little gal
this hysterical. Everyone should just back off and leave him alone. Nobody
wants an old man's suicide on their conscience.

-Z-


richardhutnik@hotmail.com

2005-07-20, 3:32 am

Blig Merk, your fanaticism regarding Sony and Microsoft borders on
religious fanaticism, which is why Chick Tracks are an absolutely
perfect fit for your obsession, and your crusade to save the world from
the evils of the XFlop.

Anyhow, you do seriously need to get your thin skin condition treated.

- Richard Hutnik

Anyhow, I don't care there is nothing original. It is my system of
choice for running games on when a game comes out on all systems, due
to the fact of the superior graphics, and harddrive so I don't need a
memory card.

Donald Richter

2005-07-20, 6:32 am


"Hank the Rapper" <xflopgoon@REMOVEyahoo.com> wrote in message
news:XMKdnZ6zOvqYV0DfRVn-tQ@comcast.com...
quote:

> Bilge Merk wrote:
>
>
> Bligmerk's getting upset.


And talking to itself.


Hillybilly J. Duncequeer

2005-07-20, 8:39 pm

Bilgecunt wrote:
quote:

> You should know, you are the authority on deperation...


No dictionary entry for "deper." (Alternatives) doper, duper, dapper,
diaper, dipper, dopier, dupery, dabber, dauber, dopers, dupers, dipolar
quote:

> Dribble as in drool, Duncephuk.


I cite: "You dumb dorks are right back to where you were 5 years ago
with this fear and panic dribble."

Fear and panic *drool*? I think not.
quote:

> [H]ere is little Hillbilly J. Duncephuk back with another
> identity along with Billy J. Dancefloor, Kenny the Gardener,
> Billy J. Pantomaine, plus numerous others and now Antoine
> Bugleboy.


You don't mean identity, Bilge, you mean username. I change usernames
for fun -- my phony e-mail addy stays the same, so if, heaven forbid,
someone put li'l ol' me in their killfile I stay there.
quote:

> There is a trend with these identities that make them sound
> gay, no, not gay, just queer.


Gay?! You think Antoine Bugleboy sounds gay?!
quote:

> Let's just go back to Hillbilly J Duncequeer, that was the
> most descriptive of you, dipshit.


You got it!
Blig Merk

2005-07-20, 8:39 pm

Grinder wrote:
quote:

> You seem to be putting in your share of time. Is it true that you're an
> adult?


No, I am a thirteen year old living in the basement of a trailer in a
trailer park in Kennewick. It must be so, since Zackcrybabybitch and
Dumb Bald Fat Skank Hank have been INSISTING on that for several years
now. Interesting how they figure I stay thirteen years old although it
has been at least 3 years since they ABSOLUTELY determined that. They
are quite the odd couple, always coming out together, clutching each
other tightly for comfort and support. They don't come much dumber.

JoblessDave

2005-07-21, 8:31 pm

"Blig Merk" <blig_murk@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1121794766.380112.318370@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
quote:

> You twirps are real losers to have that much free time to waste on crap
> like this.


It's good to have time to "waste." When people work too hard they grow old
and bitter; like you.


richardhutnik@hotmail.com

2005-07-21, 8:31 pm

Grinder, maybe Merk needs to do some "deperation". It would be able to
help him manage his thin skin condition, and give him time to more
calmly pass out the Chick Tracts he would be getting soon.

- Richard Hutnik

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