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What I'm Doing For Trick Or Treat
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| Perkoff.com 2005-10-28, 11:31 pm |
| I'm going to put an empty bowl outside with a sign that says "Please
Take 1 Treat, We're Watching You"
All the kids will think that someone took all the candy, I don't really
mind buying candy, but I don't feel like getting up every 3 seconds to
give some kids some candy.
I'm so happy that some kid is knocking on my door every five seconds,
and I have to get up and give him candy and act like I enjoy the fact
that he's there asking "Trick Or Treat?"
The "Bowl With A Sign" trick is good because it prevents punk kids from
egging your house. They'll search the whole day for the kid that stole
the bowl full of candy instead of walking to the store to buy eggs to
throw at my house.
http://stevenperkoff.blogspot.com/2...fe-spitter.html
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| Alan Smithee 2005-10-29, 2:30 am |
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Perkoff.com wrote:
quote:
> I'm going to put an empty bowl outside with a sign that says "Please
> Take 1 Treat, We're Watching You"
>
> All the kids will think that someone took all the candy, I don't really
> mind buying candy, but I don't feel like getting up every 3 seconds to
> give some kids some candy.
Or you could just turn your lights off and pretend not to be home, you
stupid bastard.
quote:
>
> I'm so happy that some kid is knocking on my door every five seconds,
> and I have to get up and give him candy and act like I enjoy the fact
> that he's there asking "Trick Or Treat?"
>
> The "Bowl With A Sign" trick is good because it prevents punk kids from
> egging your house.
Are you kidding? As stupid as you are, you'll be lucky if they don't
burn it to the ground.
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| Steven Perkoff 2005-10-29, 2:30 am |
| Alan Smithee wrote:
quote:
> Perkoff.com wrote:
>
>
>
> Or you could just turn your lights off and pretend not to be home, you
> stupid bastard.
>
>
First of all you dumbass, trick or treating is done during the daytime,
you idiot. Second of all, why do I have to hide from kids? I'm not
some loser like you.
quote:
>
>
>
>
> Are you kidding? As stupid as you are, you'll be lucky if they don't
> burn it to the ground.
Yeah, we all know that kids are known for burning down houses on
Halloween.
Do you really have no common sense or is this an act?
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| Alan Smithee 2005-10-29, 2:30 am |
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Steven Perkoff wrote:
quote:
> Alan Smithee wrote:
>
>
> First of all you dumbass, trick or treating is done during the daytime,
> you idiot.
First of all you dumbass, the sun sets around 6:45 - 7:00 p.m. Eastern
Standard Time on October 31, you idiot. Unless you live in Alaska,
which I really doubt you do.
quote:
> Second of all, why do I have to hide from kids?
Well, I gotta kinda sorta agree with this. I would imagine you DO
scare your share of neighborhood children -- and not in any of the GOOD
ways, either.
quote:
> I'm not
> some loser like you.
So let me guess...for Halloween you're going as a person in denial?
Wow. Tough costume!
quote:
>
>
>
> Yeah, we all know that kids are known for burning down houses on
> Halloween.
Today's kids are not satisfied with TP. By the way...thanks for
acknowledging my "as stupid as you are" comments. You know, with
responses like this one, you could easily grab a bag of oranges and go
as Tehawk for Halloween...
quote:
>
> Do you really have no common sense or is this an act?
I'm not sure. Do you really have no common sense or is this all an act?
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| Perkoff.com 2005-10-29, 2:30 am |
| Alan Smithee wrote:
quote:
> Steven Perkoff wrote:
>
>
> a) It's a Monday, so most kids won't even be able to go home and get
> costumes on until 3 p.m. at the earliest...then there's mom and dad
> getting home from work, or doing housework chores, or on the phone,
> or...etc. etc. etc.
>
>
Trick Or Treating is done on SUNDAY, you XXXXING MORON!
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| Perkoff.com 2005-10-29, 2:30 am |
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Alan Smithee wrote:
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>
> XXXXING MORON!
I know you are but what am I?
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| Alan Smithee 2005-10-29, 2:30 am |
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Perkoff.com wrote:
quote:
> Alan Smithee wrote:
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> Trick Or Treating is done on SUNDAY, you XXXXING MORON!
I suggest you check a CALENDAR, you XXXXING MORON!
Now this is my final response to you: Stop being such a little XXXXX
about the whole thing, admit you are wrong, and SHUT THE EVER LOVING
XXXX UP!!!
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| Scruff 2005-10-29, 7:31 pm |
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"Perkoff.com" <perkoff@perkoff.com> wrote in message
news:1130551151.985893.133690@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
quote:
> I'm going to put an empty bowl outside with a sign that says "Please
> Take 1 Treat, We're Watching You"
>
> All the kids will think that someone took all the candy, I don't really
> mind buying candy, but I don't feel like getting up every 3 seconds to
> give some kids some candy.
>
> I'm so happy that some kid is knocking on my door every five seconds,
> and I have to get up and give him candy and act like I enjoy the fact
> that he's there asking "Trick Or Treat?"
>
> The "Bowl With A Sign" trick is good because it prevents punk kids from
> egging your house. They'll search the whole day for the kid that stole
> the bowl full of candy instead of walking to the store to buy eggs to
> throw at my house.
We all know you'll be dressing up as yourself and stealing kids candy.
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| "Perkoff.com" wrote:
quote:
>
> I'm going to put an empty bowl outside with a sign that says "Please
> Take 1 Treat, We're Watching You"
>
> All the kids will think that someone took all the candy, I don't really
> mind buying candy, but I don't feel like getting up every 3 seconds to
> give some kids some candy.
>
> I'm so happy that some kid is knocking on my door every five seconds,
> and I have to get up and give him candy and act like I enjoy the fact
> that he's there asking "Trick Or Treat?"
>
> The "Bowl With A Sign" trick is good because it prevents punk kids from
> egging your house. They'll search the whole day for the kid that stole
> the bowl full of candy instead of walking to the store to buy eggs to
> throw at my house.
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| Wavy G 2005-10-29, 7:31 pm |
| Of all the Alan Smithees I've known, "Alan Smithee" is the Alan
Smitheeiest.
quote:
>
>Perkoff.com wrote:
>
>
>I suggest you check a CALENDAR, you XXXXING MORON!
>
>
>Now this is my final response to you: Stop being such a little XXXXX
>about the whole thing, admit you are wrong, and SHUT THE EVER LOVING
>XXXX UP!!!
In defense of Perkoff, (partly because he's a friend of mine, but
mostly because I think you're a complete XXX), he has revealed in the
past that he lives in Milwaukee. In Milwaukee, "Tricks or Treats" is
on Oct. 30, from 1-4:00 PM this year. You owe him, (and the rest of
us) an apology.
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| Chad Bryant 2005-10-29, 7:31 pm |
| "Wavy G" wrote:
quote:
> Of all the Alan Smithees I've known, "Alan Smithee" is the Alan
> Smitheeiest.
>
>
> In defense of Perkoff, (partly because he's a friend of mine, but
> mostly because I think you're a complete XXX), he has revealed in the
> past that he lives in Milwaukee. In Milwaukee, "Tricks or Treats" is
> on Oct. 30, from 1-4:00 PM this year. You owe him, (and the rest of
> us) an apology.
Dink's just pissed that all of the Oompa Loompa costumes in Milledgeville
were sold before he could get one.
--
Chad Bryant
RSPW Hall Of Fame (Class Of 2005)
www.chadbryant.net
"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has
never learned to walk forward."
-Franklin D. Roosevelt
"Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who
need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses
in other people's business." - Jesse Ventura
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| Wavy G 2005-10-29, 7:31 pm |
| Of all the Chad Bryants I've known, "Chad Bryant" is the Chad
Bryantiest.
quote:
>"Wavy G" wrote:
>
>
>Dink's just pissed that all of the Oompa Loompa costumes in Milledgeville
>were sold before he could get one.
Perhaps. Though I was not talking about anybody named "Dink," or the
source of his depression. I was defending Steven Perkoff because a
bunch of idiots from wrestling newsgroups were wrongfully attacking
him.
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| Chad Bryant 2005-10-29, 7:31 pm |
| "Wavy G" wrote:
quote:
>
> Perhaps. Though I was not talking about anybody named "Dink," or the
> source of his depression. I was defending Steven Perkoff because a
> bunch of idiots from wrestling newsgroups were wrongfully attacking
> him.
Dink = "Alam Smithee".
And nobody would be attacking loser Perkoff if he didn't post under
fourteen thousand lameass gimmicks and socks using the same cable IP.
--
Chad Bryant
RSPW Hall Of Fame (Class Of 2005)
www.chadbryant.net
"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has
never learned to walk forward."
-Franklin D. Roosevelt
"Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who
need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses
in other people's business." - Jesse Ventura
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| Perkoff.com 2005-10-29, 7:31 pm |
| Wavy G wrote:
quote:
>
> Perhaps. Though I was not talking about anybody named "Dink," or the
> source of his depression. I was defending Steven Perkoff because a
> bunch of idiots from wrestling newsgroups were wrongfully attacking
> him.
You responded to someone with real emotional problems, he has some sort
of strange obsession with me, in the future can you not treat him like
a person with rational thoughts? You're just confusing him, and making
his problem worse by making him think his thoughts are those of a sane
person.
Thanks.
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| H.I.V. Dwight Perkoff 2005-10-30, 2:31 am |
| On Sat, 29 Oct 2005 16:58:06 -0400, Wavy G <prettiestboy@wavyg.gov>
wrote:
quote:
>Of all the Alan Smithees I've known, "Alan Smithee" is the Alan
>Smitheeiest.
>
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>
>In defense of Perkoff, (partly because he's a friend of mine, but
>mostly because I think you're a complete XXX), he has revealed in the
>past that he lives in Milwaukee. In Milwaukee, "Tricks or Treats" is
>on Oct. 30, from 1-4:00 PM this year. You owe him, (and the rest of
>us) an apology.
An apology?
How about I just say XXXX YOU while ramming your face in a fresh pile of
horse shit and we call it even?
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| H.I.V. Dwight Perkoff 2005-10-30, 2:31 am |
| On Sat, 29 Oct 2005 17:17:42 -0400, Wavy G <prettiestboy@wavyg.gov>
wrote:
quote:
>Of all the Chad Bryants I've known, "Chad Bryant" is the Chad
>Bryantiest.
>
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>
>Perhaps. Though I was not talking about anybody named "Dink," or the
>source of his depression. I was defending Steven Perkoff because a
>bunch of idiots from wrestling newsgroups were wrongfully attacking
>him.
Perhaps if shitweed would choose one posting name and stick with it so
those that do not want to read his posts can killfile him you wouldn't
have to defend him. Also his stalking of Incubus, Chad Bryant, And
Mottola is why you're seeing posters from RSPW. Perkoff's trolling them
and cross posting his kooking to multiple newsgroups. Nobody is to blame
except that cock breath tard Perkoff.
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| Citizen_Cain 2005-10-30, 2:31 am |
|
"Wavy G" <prettiestboy@wavyg.gov> wrote in message
news:8ep7m1he2g3dc1r66kafq2levsebdipd2s@4ax.com...
quote:
> Of all the Chad Bryants I've known, "Chad Bryant" is the Chad
> Bryantiest.
>
>
> Perhaps. Though I was not talking about anybody named "Dink," or the
> source of his depression. I was defending Steven Perkoff because a
> bunch of idiots from wrestling newsgroups were wrongfully attacking
> him.
Chad's just pissed that all of the Jabba the Hut & Stay-Puff Marshmellow Men
costumes in Salt Lake City were sold before he could get one. Instead,
he'll have to go as a ghost with too many holes cut in the sheet.
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| Alan Smithee 2005-10-30, 2:31 am |
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Wavy G wrote:
quote:
> Of all the Alan Smithees I've known, "Alan Smithee" is the Alan
> Smitheeiest.
>
>
> In defense of Perkoff, (partly because he's a friend of mine, but
> mostly because I think you're a complete XXX), he has revealed in the
> past that he lives in Milwaukee. In Milwaukee, "Tricks or Treats" is
> on Oct. 30, from 1-4:00 PM this year. You owe him, (and the rest of
> us) an apology.
No, I don't. First of all, the world (and the United States) does not
evolve around Milwaukee. There are many, MANY other locations where
"Tricks or Treats" does not occur on October 30th from 1-4:00 PM.
Second of all, he's a douchebag for being so ignorant, stupid, and
closed-minded for not even considering this.
Thirdly, I'm in Georgia, which borders the East Coast, and thus has a
sundown that tends to show up earlier than most.
Fourth, I would *still* wager that there will be kids in Milwaukee
"Tricks or Treatsing" on October 31st, the traditional date for
Halloween.
Fifth, October 31st fell on a Sunday last year. There *were* kids who
went Trick-or-Treating on Saturday, October 30th, but there were a far
greater number who still did so on October 31st, despite the crushing
Bible Belt we have here.
And finally, XXXX no. Perkoff is a Jerkoff and I refuse to apologize
to him for the reasons stated above and simply because he sucks.
Here's hoping he swallows an apple filled with razor blades and has a
long, slow, painful bleed out.
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| Alan Smithee 2005-10-30, 2:31 am |
|
Perkoff.com wrote:
quote:
> Wavy G wrote:
>
>
> You responded to someone with real emotional problems, he has some sort
> of strange obsession with me, in the future can you not treat him like
> a person with rational thoughts? You're just confusing him, and making
> his problem worse by making him think his thoughts are those of a sane
> person.
>
Chad couldn't get his sanity back if he bought it used on ebay.
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| Perkoff.com 2005-10-30, 7:31 pm |
|
Alan Smithee wrote:
quote:
> Fourth, I would *still* wager that there will be kids in Milwaukee
> "Tricks or Treatsing" on October 31st, the traditional date for
> Halloween.
>
>
How much do you want to wager? You XXXXING MORON!
I could use some quick easy cash.
Too bad you're stupid XXX won't pay out.
XXXX off XXXXX.
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| Wavy G 2005-10-31, 2:35 am |
| Of all the Alan Smithees I've known, "Alan Smithee" is the Alan
Smitheeiest.
quote:
>
>Wavy G wrote:
>
>
>No, I don't. First of all, the world (and the United States) does not
>evolve around Milwaukee. There are many, MANY other locations where
>"Tricks or Treats" does not occur on October 30th from 1-4:00 PM.
>
>Second of all, he's a douchebag for being so ignorant, stupid, and
>closed-minded for not even considering this.
>
>Thirdly, I'm in Georgia, which borders the East Coast, and thus has a
>sundown that tends to show up earlier than most.
>
>Fourth, I would *still* wager that there will be kids in Milwaukee
>"Tricks or Treatsing" on October 31st, the traditional date for
>Halloween.
>
>Fifth, October 31st fell on a Sunday last year. There *were* kids who
>went Trick-or-Treating on Saturday, October 30th, but there were a far
>greater number who still did so on October 31st, despite the crushing
>Bible Belt we have here.
>
>And finally, XXXX no. Perkoff is a Jerkoff and I refuse to apologize
>to him for the reasons stated above and simply because he sucks.
>Here's hoping he swallows an apple filled with razor blades and has a
>long, slow, painful bleed out.
First of all, I think I should let you know the United States is part
of the world. Secondly, Steven was talking about the holiday events
in his own hometown, not on a global scale. Many different regions
have different schedules for "Tricks or Treatsing," as you call it.
The fact that you can't understand or accept this makes you an
egocentric and an idiot.
Your post was completely contemptible and unwarranted, and you should
be embarrassed to be associated with it. No wonder you post under the
pseudonym "Alan Smithee."
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| Alan Smithee 2005-10-31, 2:35 am |
|
Wavy G wrote:
quote:
> Of all the Alan Smithees I've known, "Alan Smithee" is the Alan
> Smitheeiest.
>
>
> First of all, I think I should let you know the United States is part
> of the world.
I know that, shithead. But most of the world doesn't celebrate
Halloween.
quote:
> Secondly, Steven was talking about the holiday events
> in his own hometown, not on a global scale.
So the hell what? He never mentioned that he was talking about his
hometown. His hometown also sounds like a bunch of morons for adopting
such a stance in the first place.
quote:
> Many different regions
> have different schedules for "Tricks or Treatsing," as you call it.
I called it that because YOU called it that, meatball.
quote:
> The fact that you can't understand or accept this makes you an
> egocentric and an idiot.
Go XXXX yourself, Peter Pan. Jerkoff is an idiot, and so are you for
supporting him in his quest to prove he IS an idiot. The two of you
are like Tweedle Dumb & Tweedle Dumbass. I'll leave it up to you to
interpret who is whom.
quote:
>
> Your post was completely contemptible and unwarranted,
Cry me a river, Goldilocks. I don't care what you think.
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| Wavy G 2005-10-31, 2:35 am |
| Of all the Alan Smithees I've known, "Alan Smithee" is the Alan
Smitheeiest.
quote:
>
>Wavy G wrote:
>
>
>I know that, shithead. But most of the world doesn't celebrate
>Halloween.
And that has *what* to do with what we've been discussing here, up to
this point, exactly?
quote:
>
>
>So the hell what? He never mentioned that he was talking about his
>hometown.
Well, here is he supposed to go for Halloween, you moron? Don't most
people who celebrate Halloween give out candy from their own homes, to
the kids in their own neighbourhood? What the hell is he supposed to
do, travel the entire globe on "Hallow's Eve" and pass out candy to
every boy and girl in the world?
quote:
>His hometown also sounds like a bunch of morons for adopting
>such a stance in the first place.
Well, I hate to alienate you further, but like I explained earlier,
everywon has their own way of celebrating certain events, depending on
different factors, such as their region of origin and/or belief
structure. Perkoff celebrates Halloween on October 30, whereas you or
I may celebrate it on October 31, or others, even still on October 32,
perhaps.
quote:
>
>
>I called it that because YOU called it that, meatball.
Hmm? Please provide proof. Thanks in advance.
quote:
>
>
>
>Go XXXX yourself, Peter Pan. Jerkoff is an idiot, and so are you for
>supporting him in his quest to prove he IS an idiot. The two of you
>are like Tweedle Dumb & Tweedle Dumbass. I'll leave it up to you to
>interpret who is whom.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>Cry me a river, Goldilocks. I don't care what you think.
Ahahahaha!!! He snipped the "Alan Smithee" comment, because it rang a
little too true, AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH!!!!!@!@!@!@! I got'im boys! Bag
him and tag him, AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAAHA!!!@!!!@#!
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| Alan Smithee 2005-10-31, 5:32 am |
|
Wavy G wrote:
quote:
> Of all the Alan Smithees I've known, "Alan Smithee" is the Alan
> Smitheeiest.
>
>
> And that has *what* to do with what we've been discussing here, up to
> this point, exactly?
Well, YOU were the one who just said, and I quote, "the United States
is part of the world." YOU tell ME what it has to do with it.
quote:
>
>
>
>
> Well, here is he supposed to go for Halloween, you moron?
I assume you meant "where" is he supposed to go? My point is, you
blubbering buffoon, was that he COULD have SAID "Hey, I'm from
so-and-so town, and here's how we celebrate Halloween because our city
council is a bunch of numbskulls, and oh yea the reason why I'm
continuing to state what I'm stating and looking like a doofus about
the whole thing is not because I'm mentally challenged but because I'm
basing my observations on the town I am currently living in, where, you
know, I just said I was from, and, well, that's why I'm saying what I'm
saying."
Of course he would probably have phrased it differently...the word
"DUHHHHH" comes to mind...but you see my point. In no way could I have
been able to tell that he was basing his arguement on LOCAL
observations -- but that STILL doesn't negate the fact that he was
being extremely ignorant and closed-minded in assumming that the rest
of the world^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H United States practices exactly the way
that his local population does.
quote:
> Don't most
> people who celebrate Halloween give out candy from their own homes, to
> the kids in their own neighbourhood? What the hell is he supposed to
> do, travel the entire globe on "Hallow's Eve" and pass out candy to
> every boy and girl in the world?
What the hell has that got to do with anything, you Cheese-Whiz of an
aerosol can?
quote:
>
>
>
> Well, I hate to alienate you further,
Don't worry -- that's simply impossible. I find you to be too stupid
and ignorant for that to happen. You have to be on my level first to
be alienated, and, well, I'm sorry to say that you simply aren't and
probably never shall be.
quote:
> but like I explained earlier,
> everywon has their own way of celebrating certain events, depending on
> different factors, such as their region of origin and/or belief
> structure. Perkoff celebrates Halloween on October 30, whereas you or
> I may celebrate it on October 31, or others, even still on October 32,
> perhaps.
Jerkoff doesn't celebrate Halloween, remember? Instead he leaves his
mother's best bowl outside to be stolen by the kids he's pissing off
that year.
quote:
>
>
>
> Hmm? Please provide proof. Thanks in advance.
I'm not going to get into an arguement of semantics or grammar with
you, since I see noticable spelling errors and stupid remarks in this
thread from you. Go back and read previous remarks if you want
substantiation, you Lizzie Borden of the North.
quote:
>
>
>
>
> Ahahahaha!!! He snipped the "Alan Smithee" comment, because it rang a
> little too true,
No, it didn't ring at all. I post as "Alan Smithee" because I am
extremely interested in the world of film and television, and plan to
enter it myself very, very soon.
I didn't snip the comment because it rant "a little too true." I
snipped it because it was a stupid remark from a stupid person.
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| Scruff 2005-10-31, 7:35 pm |
|
"Wavy G" <prettiestboy@wavyg.gov> wrote in message
news:i18bm152icsql2t1htamokij6hqpg9v24u@4ax.com...
quote:
> Of all the Alan Smithees I've known, "Alan Smithee" is the Alan
> Smitheeiest.
quote:
> First of all, I think I should let you know the United States is part
> of the world.
In fact, it is the only part of the world that matters.
Without the USA the world becomes a big pile of shit.
The rest of the world can't do without us.
Fact.
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