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> Blig Flop Full Circle Flop Box Circle Flop Flopper Floppy XFL Loppy Box
> Lox Fox 3.14159265 wrote:
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> Bligmerk M.O. #1: Transference. Bliggy thinks this justifies his
> pre-emptive Xbox trolling.
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> Bligmerk M.O. #2: Lies. There are far more positive early reviews of Xbox
> 360 games than negative.
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> Bligmerk M.O. #3 three: Exaggeration to the point of fabriction. It costs
> ony a few bucks a month to throw up a website, and the Photoshop work on
> the Grillstation is substandard at best. A quick and dirty joke, yet
> Bliggy feels it took someone "a lot of time, effort and money."
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> Bligmerk M.O. #4: Pretend others share or are even aware of his view.
> Bliggy is one of the few people outside of a handful of dweebs on gaming
> site forums who have made the Optiplex/360 comparison -- not surprising,
> since the resemblance is passing at best, and hardly anyone knows what a
> Dell Optiplex looks like without being shown a picture anyway.
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> Bligmerk M.O. #5: Have no grasp of humor or satire. Just as with Pimps at
> Sea, Bliggy fails to understand that this is a simple joke, so he looks
> for literal comparisons.
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> Bligmerk M.O. #6: Lacking anything approaching a meaningful life, troll
> the Internet endless for HOURLY updates on game console news.
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> Bligmerk M.O. #7: See conspiracy theories everywhere. For example, some
> whackjob on a website saying that a GAME CONSOLE is going to cost $1,000
> is not simply a typical Internet moron with no grasp of the real world,
> he's part of secret cabal of Sony saboteaurs spreading a campaign of lies.
>
> Christ Bligmerk, you're half an inch from going completely off the deep
> end, you frothing pathetic XXXX. You've gone from amusing to slightly
> scary.
>
> -Z-
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