| Zackman 2005-10-22, 7:31 pm |
| Blig Flop Full Circle Flop Box Circle Flop Flopper Floppy XFL Loppy Box Lox
Fox 3.14159265 wrote:
quote:
> Now that the hands-on xflop 1.5 full circle pre-launch has had the
> impact of a wet dog turd hitting a dusty road, the negative attacks
> and blatant lying rumor-mongering against the PS3 by the xflop
> fanfairies will greatly increase.
Bligmerk M.O. #1: Transference. Bliggy thinks this justifies his pre-emptive
Xbox trolling.
quote:
> the xflop 1.5 full circle kiosks have started going up (and being met
> with some really lukewarm or outright disappointed testimonials)
Bligmerk M.O. #2: Lies. There are far more positive early reviews of Xbox
360 games than negative.
quote:
> 1. A website dedicated to the PS3 "Grillstation". This took a lot of
> time, effort and money on someone's part
Bligmerk M.O. #3 three: Exaggeration to the point of fabriction. It costs
ony a few bucks a month to throw up a website, and the Photoshop work on the
Grillstation is substandard at best. A quick and dirty joke, yet Bliggy
feels it took someone "a lot of time, effort and money."
quote:
> It is also interesting that the "grillstation" came
> up AFTER it was noted the xflop 1.5 full circle case looks very
> similar to a Dell Optiplex.
Bligmerk M.O. #4: Pretend others share or are even aware of his view. Bliggy
is one of the few people outside of a handful of dweebs on gaming site
forums who have made the Optiplex/360 comparison -- not surprising, since
the resemblance is passing at best, and hardly anyone knows what a Dell
Optiplex looks like without being shown a picture anyway.
quote:
> The really stupid part is if you see
> pictures of an actual George Foreman Grill, it is only by the
> furthest stretch of a deranged mind that it looks anything like a PS3.
Bligmerk M.O. #5: Have no grasp of humor or satire. Just as with Pimps at
Sea, Bliggy fails to understand that this is a simple joke, so he looks for
literal comparisons.
quote:
> The rumor, or more accurately, planted lie within the past few
> hours
Bligmerk M.O. #6: Lacking anything approaching a meaningful life, troll the
Internet endless for HOURLY updates on game console news.
quote:
> These are just the planted lies within the past few days.
Bligmerk M.O. #7: See conspiracy theories everywhere. For example, some
whackjob on a website saying that a GAME CONSOLE is going to cost $1,000 is
not simply a typical Internet moron with no grasp of the real world, he's
part of secret cabal of Sony saboteaurs spreading a campaign of lies.
Christ Bligmerk, you're half an inch from going completely off the deep end,
you frothing pathetic XXXX. You've gone from amusing to slightly scary.
-Z-
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