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Just Got A Job At The Rail Road
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| Steven Perkoff 2005-10-22, 7:31 pm |
| CHOO! CHOO!, ALL ABOARD!! I finally have a good paying job.
Hey Inc, I know we were enemies in the past, but I know you work for
the train station as well.
Let's call this a truce and can you give me any advice for my first day
on Monday?
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| who (n.n) gets hired on a saturday?
"Steven Perkoff" <steven_perkoff@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1130017262.764761.148630@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
quote:
> CHOO! CHOO!, ALL ABOARD!! I finally have a good paying job.
>
> Hey Inc, I know we were enemies in the past, but I know you work for
> the train station as well.
>
> Let's call this a truce and can you give me any advice for my first day
> on Monday?
>
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| Steven Perkoff 2005-10-22, 7:31 pm |
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rob wrote:
quote:
> who (n.n) gets hired on a saturday?
I got hired 2 and a half weeks ago. I had to give notice to my current
employer.
By the way, you really should capitalize the first letter of a
sentence.
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| by the way, should have a last name that doesnt rhyme with jerkoff
"Steven Perkoff" <steven_perkoff@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1130017990.925915.216870@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
quote:
>
> rob wrote:
>
> I got hired 2 and a half weeks ago. I had to give notice to my current
> employer.
>
> By the way, you really should capitalize the first letter of a
> sentence.
>
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| Steven Perkoff 2005-10-22, 7:31 pm |
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rob wrote:
quote:
> by the way, should have a last name that doesnt rhyme with jerkoff
>
I don't respond to top posters.
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| Agent777 2005-10-22, 7:31 pm |
| Steven Perkoff wrote:
quote:
> any advice for my first day
>on Monday?
>
When you're cleaning the toilets and someone comes in to use them don't
stare.
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| Steven Perkoff 2005-10-22, 11:30 pm |
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Agent777 wrote:
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> Steven Perkoff wrote:
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> When you're cleaning the toilets and someone comes in to use them don't
> stare.
Stop projecting, junior.
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| Wavy G 2005-10-22, 11:30 pm |
| Of all the Steven Perkoffs I've known, "Steven Perkoff" is the Steven
Perkoffiest.
quote:
>CHOO! CHOO!, ALL ABOARD!! I finally have a good paying job.
Don't you have to have a degree in engineering for that, LOL?
PS: Did you guys get my joke?
quote:
>Hey Inc, I know we were enemies in the past, but I know you work for
>the train station as well.
>
>Let's call this a truce and can you give me any advice for my first day
>on Monday?
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| On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 21:49:25 "Steven Perkoff"
<steven_perkoff@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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1. If you were hired you'd have been "Invited" to the hiring class
first by email
2. From the Hiring Class if Hired you'd have been notified again by
email
3. You would then have to train for anywhere from a week to several
months depending on the job you were hired for
4. Most railroads do have a "Quota" they have to fill; IE Female, and
Non-Caucasian are hired over candidates with better experience because
of this
5. There is no "Quota" on Spawn from a bandy-legged hobo and a
syphilitic goat, your being hired by any railroad is impossible
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| Chad Bryant 2005-10-23, 2:30 am |
| "~务唿" wrote:
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> On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 21:49:25 "Steven Perkoff"
> <steven_perkoff@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
>
> 1. If you were hired you'd have been "Invited" to the hiring class
> first by email
> 2. From the Hiring Class if Hired you'd have been notified again by
> email
> 3. You would then have to train for anywhere from a week to several
> months depending on the job you were hired for
> 4. Most railroads do have a "Quota" they have to fill; IE Female, and
> Non-Caucasian are hired over candidates with better experience because
> of this
> 5. There is no "Quota" on Spawn from a bandy-legged hobo and a
> syphilitic goat, your being hired by any railroad is impossible
Hasn't Perkoff/HIV Steve/Dwight Rapper admitted to having a police
record? I went to HS with a guy who dropped out and went to work for the
railroad until they found out he had a record, and promptly fired him.
--
Chad Bryant
www.chadbryant.net
"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has
never learned to walk forward." -Franklin D. Roosevelt
"Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who
need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their
noses in other people's business." - Jesse Ventura
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| Alan Smithee 2005-10-23, 2:30 am |
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Steven Perkoff wrote:
quote:
> CHOO! CHOO!, ALL ABOARD!! I finally have a good paying job.
>
> Hey Inc, I know we were enemies in the past, but I know you work for
> the train station as well.
>
> Let's call this a truce and can you give me any advice for my first day
> on Monday?
Yes. When lying down on the tracks, be sure to do so vertically rather
than parallel with them.
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| Steven Perkoff 2005-10-23, 2:30 am |
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~=CE=F1=A9=FC=DF=FC=A7~ wrote:
quote:
> On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 21:49:25 "Steven Perkoff"
> <steven_perkoff@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
>
> 1. If you were hired you'd have been "Invited" to the hiring class
> first by email
> 2. From the Hiring Class if Hired you'd have been notified again by
> email
> 3. You would then have to train for anywhere from a week to several
> months depending on the job you were hired for
> 4. Most railroads do have a "Quota" they have to fill; IE Female, and
> Non-Caucasian are hired over candidates with better experience because
> of this
> 5. There is no "Quota" on Spawn from a bandy-legged hobo and a
> syphilitic goat, your being hired by any railroad is impossible
Shut up XXXXXXX.
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| Steven Perkoff 2005-10-23, 2:30 am |
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~=CE=F1=A9=FC=DF=FC=A7~ wrote:
quote:
> On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 21:37:18 -0400, Wavy G <prettiestboy@wavyg.gov>
> wrote:
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> Nope
> (I'm a trainmaster with BNSF and I attended college for less then a
> year)
That's obvious.
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| Steven Perkoff 2005-10-23, 2:30 am |
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Alan Smithee wrote:
quote:
> Steven Perkoff wrote:
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> Yes. When lying down on the tracks, be sure to do so vertically rather
> than parallel with them.
No, I'm a trainmaster, I don't lay down tracks, all the tracks all
already layed down. You should know this.
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| On 23 Oct 2005 04:34:00 GMT, Chad Bryant <chadbryant@tardsmack.com>
wrote:
quote:
>"~务唿" wrote:
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>Hasn't Perkoff/HIV Steve/Dwight Rapper admitted to having a police
>record? I went to HS with a guy who dropped out and went to work for the
>railroad until they found out he had a record, and promptly fired him.
I'm sure one of his alias has a record, just like several are female.
I bet Perkoff and Fartva are related somehow. It's obvious their
family tree doesn't fork
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| Scruff 2005-10-23, 7:31 pm |
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"~务唿" <~务唿@moviestar.com> wrote in message
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quote:
> On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 21:37:18 -0400, Wavy G <prettiestboy@wavyg.gov>
> wrote:
>
>
> Nope
> (I'm a trainmaster with BNSF and I attended college for less then a
> year)
OMG! you are so thick!!
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| Scruff 2005-10-23, 7:31 pm |
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"Steven Perkoff" <steven_perkoff@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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~务唿 wrote:
quote:
> On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 21:37:18 -0400, Wavy G <prettiestboy@wavyg.gov>
> wrote:
>
>
> Nope
> (I'm a trainmaster with BNSF and I attended college for less then a
> year)
That's obvious.
Now that's a good burn.
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| Scruff 2005-10-23, 7:31 pm |
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"~务唿" <~务唿@moviestar.com> wrote in message
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quote:
> 5. There is no "Quota" on Spawn from a bandy-legged hobo and a
> syphilitic goat, your being hired by any railroad is impossible
You forget that perkoff has aids. That must account for something.
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| Archivist 2005-10-23, 7:31 pm |
| On 22 Oct 2005 21:45:29 -0700, "Steven Perkoff"
<steven_perkoff@yahoo.com> wrote:
quote:
>
>Alan Smithee wrote:
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>No, I'm a trainmaster, I don't lay down tracks, all the tracks all
>already layed down. You should know this.
You are talking to Dink.
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| BlackKnight 2005-10-23, 7:31 pm |
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"rob" <1@1.com> wrote in message
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quote:
> who (n.n) gets hired on a saturday?
What difference does the day make? Someone I know went for an interview on a
Sunday morning and got the job, she started work the same day.
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