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I'm a djinn, wanna rub my lamp

2005-04-25, 8:44 pm

I keep hearing PSP this and PSP that, but no one ever says DS this or
DS that.

Is DS the Atari Jaguar of our time? Is it doomed to be the portable for
crapy unpopular games, subpar graphics and obscurity? Will gamers show
a lack of attention until it causes Nintendo's demise?

sardu

2005-04-25, 8:44 pm


"I'm a djinn, wanna rub my lamp" <imagenierubmylamp@hotmail.com> wrote in
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quote:

>I keep hearing PSP this and PSP that, but no one ever says DS this or
> DS that.
>
> Is DS the Atari Jaguar of our time? Is it doomed to be the portable for
> crapy unpopular games, subpar graphics and obscurity? Will gamers show
> a lack of attention until it causes Nintendo's demise?
>


When the DS first came out, everyone was like," DS this and DS that"

Now since the PSP is new, everyone is talking about it. I'd wait 6 months
and see what's up. (hopefully the DS has more titles by then)

Also, Nintendo is going to update the GBA. I really doubt the PSP will
cause Nintendo's demise.

Remember Atari Lynx, Sega Nomad, Sega Gamegear, Turbo Xpress, Neogeo pocket?
They were all better than Gameboy at the time.... but where are they now?


Rengaw

2005-04-25, 8:44 pm


"I'm a djinn, wanna rub my lamp" <imagenierubmylamp@hotmail.com> wrote in
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quote:

> I keep hearing PSP this and PSP that, but no one ever says DS this or
> DS that.
>
> Is DS the Atari Jaguar of our time? Is it doomed to be the portable for
> crapy unpopular games, subpar graphics and obscurity? Will gamers show
> a lack of attention until it causes Nintendo's demise?
>


Well if it's not it probably won't be long, dead that is.


Fred Liken

2005-04-25, 8:44 pm

"I'm a djinn, wanna rub my lamp" <imagenierubmylamp@hotmail.com> wrote in
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quote:

>I keep hearing PSP this and PSP that, but no one ever says DS this or
> DS that.


I'd say that the PSP has the advantage on things to talk about it, at this
point.
quote:

> Is DS the Atari Jaguar of our time?


Or more like the 32X of the current era, and I'd probably say no. (Not sure
what the "our time" stuff is about, unless you're like 5 years old)
quote:

> Is it doomed to be the portable for crapy unpopular games,
> subpar graphics and obscurity?


Probably not, except for the graphics, maybe. The bar's pretty high in that
reguard.
quote:

> Will gamers show
> a lack of attention until it causes Nintendo's demise?


The DS can't cause the demise of Nintendo.


Doug Jacobs

2005-04-25, 8:44 pm

In alt.games.video.sony-playstation2 I'm a djinn, wanna rub my lamp <imagenierubmylamp@hotmail.com> wrote:
quote:

> I keep hearing PSP this and PSP that, but no one ever says DS this or
> DS that.


Considering it has yet to come out with a "gotta have it" app, it's dead,
Djinn.

All the games that have come out for it have been ports from the N64, or
even just minorly updated versions of a GBA game. Not to mention the fact
that I think they're all overpriced at $30/game. (I think GBA games are
similarly overpriced - and let's not even talk about the PSP titles!)

Throw in the rumor that *supposedly* Nintendo is going to release yet
another handheld called "Game Boy Advance 2" this Christmas, one has to
really wonder why bother with a DS at all - unless you just gotta have the
touch screen.

I heard rumors that Nintendo was going to release a simple mail & web
browser for the DS' wireless feature, but...I hear Sony's going to do the
same thing, as well as add other applications (though, I wonder how
they'll handle a keyboard?)
Michael J. Sherman

2005-04-25, 8:44 pm

I'm a djinn, wanna rub my lamp wrote:
quote:

> I keep hearing PSP this and PSP that, but no one ever says DS this or
> DS that.
>
> Is DS the Atari Jaguar of our time? Is it doomed to be the portable for
> crapy unpopular games, subpar graphics and obscurity? Will gamers show
> a lack of attention until it causes Nintendo's demise?
>


It's funny how people keep saying that Nintendo is dying. Funny, but
they are the only ones making a huge profit from their video game
products. They must be doing something right.

It's like the same losers that keep screaming that Apple is dying.
Just because you don't sell the most units does not mean you are close
to dead.

Honda sells *tons* of cars. Porsche sells only a fraction of that
number of vehicles. Does that mean that Porsche sucks and is almost
dead?

Personally, I'd rather have a great game system than the one system
that everyone else has. But few people understand that. So please
proceed to flame me and carry on with your "Sony R00l3Z!!!!" posts. I
expect nothing less.

P.S. - And why you cross-posted this to the "pro-wrestling" usenet
group is just beyond me...
GoGoGadgetgirl!

2005-04-25, 8:44 pm

I was wonderig the same thing. I know that the PSP just came out, but
good luck trying to find it in the stores. At my local Circuit City,
there were none available, but this salesguy tried to push me in the
direction of the DS, hyping it beyond belief. I guess the DS can be a
"Well, until more PSP units come in, I could get the DS..." type of
thing. What's the deal with the dead pixels on the PSP?

Dr KC

2005-04-25, 8:44 pm


"I'm a djinn, wanna rub my lamp" <imagenierubmylamp@hotmail.com> wrote in
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quote:

>I keep hearing PSP this and PSP that, but no one ever says DS this or
> DS that.
>
> Is DS the Atari Jaguar of our time? Is it doomed to be the portable for
> crapy unpopular games, subpar graphics and obscurity? Will gamers show
> a lack of attention until it causes Nintendo's demise?
>


Erm, no.
1. DS has sold loads - 2 million in the USA alone
http://www.gamesindustry.biz/news.php?aid=8137. That's pretty successful.
2. Nintendo have got their business model very cleverly mapped out for both
handheld and home consoles - that's why they've made enormous amounts of
money from both. Whereas Sony are currently losing an absolute fortune.
3. The PSP is distinctly overrated.


deKay

2005-04-25, 8:44 pm

Soni tempori elseu romani yeof helsforo nisson ol sefini ill des Mon, 25 Apr
2005 17:51:59 -0000, sefini jorgo geanyet des mani yeof do
uk.games.video.misc, yawatina tan reek esk Doug Jacobs
<djacobs@shell.rawbw.com> fornis do marikano es bono tan el:
quote:

>All the games that have come out for it have been ports from the N64, or
>even just minorly updated versions of a GBA game.


Hmm. Lets see:

Asphalt Urban GT (new)
Chokkan Hitofude (new)
Daigasso (new)
Electroplankton (new)
Feel the Magic (new)
Kirby's Magical Paintbrush (new)
Madden 2005 (new)
Mahjongg Taikai (new)
Mr. Driller Drill Spirits (sequel, new)
Nintendogs (new)
Pac-Pix (new)
Pokémon Dash (new)
Robots (new)
Spiderman 2 (new)
Sprung (new)
Tiger Woods 2005 (new)
Wario Ware Touched (sequel, new)
Yoshi Touch & Go (new)
Zoo Keeper (sequel, new)

Puyo Puyo Fever (port)
Rayman DS (port of DC game)
Ridge Racer DS (port of N64 game)
Mario 64DS (enhanced port of N64 game)
Urbz (enhanced version of GBA game)

Oh yes. I see what you mean - they're all ports.
quote:

>Throw in the rumor that *supposedly* Nintendo is going to release yet
>another handheld called "Game Boy Advance 2" this Christmas


This rumour is to do with a possible redesign of the current GBA, not a more
powerful handheld.

The GB "Evolution" is a new handheld, and is not a replacement for the DS.
The DS isn't a Game Boy.
quote:

>one has to
>really wonder why bother with a DS at all - unless you just gotta have the
>touch screen.


I bought mine for some great games, thanks.
quote:

>I heard rumors that Nintendo was going to release a simple mail & web
>browser for the DS' wireless feature, but...I hear Sony's going to do the
>same thing, as well as add other applications (though, I wonder how
>they'll handle a keyboard?)


Gosh, they could use a software keyboard on a touchsc...oh hang on. No they
can't.

deKay
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brun132001@yahoo.com

2005-04-25, 8:44 pm

quote:

> Considering it has yet to come out with a "gotta have it" app, it's

dead,
quote:

> Djinn.


While I think that the DS sucks even more than the PSP, I don't agree
with your logic. Most people will say that the PSP doesn't have a
"gotta have it" app either, yet not many will think that it's going to
die soon. What, in your opinion, is a must-have title for the PSP?
Surprinsingly, I felt that Lumines is currently the best game on the
PSP because I don't usually like low tech puzzle games. The game was
much more fun that I expected but I still wouldn't characterize it as a
must-have for any gamer. The game has little replay value after you've
plateaued your skills at about level 24 or so. I don't think that many
people will be able to keep going long after level 20. Most of the
other PSP games are all more expensive and worse than their PS2
counterparts, and I see little reason for anyone to buy them unless
they really have to game on the run. Although I've never owned a
gameboy, I would be much more interested to play a castlevania title
than poor facsimiles of PS2 games. The Preveiws of PSP games that are
not available on the PS2 such as Rengoku, Death JR, Coded Arms, aren't
every encouraging either.

Robert P Holley

2005-04-25, 8:44 pm

According to Jojo it is, but in fairness you're not going to get much
DS conversation in the PS2 group.

Head over to gamefaqs to the DS board and you'll find plenty of DS
conversation.

Michael J. Sherman

2005-04-25, 8:44 pm

GoGoGadgetgirl! wrote:
quote:

> What's the deal with the dead pixels on the PSP?
>


They are malfunctioning LCD panels that Sony says is just normal.
Boody Bandit

2005-04-25, 8:44 pm

YES!
Next question


Hank the Rapper

2005-04-25, 8:44 pm

Michael J. Sherman wrote:
quote:

> P.S. - And why you cross-posted this to the "pro-wrestling" usenet
> group is just beyond me...


I know why, YHBT.


Araxen

2005-04-25, 8:44 pm

I'm a djinn, wanna rub my lamp wrote:
quote:

> I keep hearing PSP this and PSP that, but no one ever says DS this or
> DS that.
>
> Is DS the Atari Jaguar of our time? Is it doomed to be the portable for
> crapy unpopular games, subpar graphics and obscurity? Will gamers show
> a lack of attention until it causes Nintendo's demise?
>


I love my psp, unless something really killer comes out for the Nintendo
DS I'm not even gonna bother with it.
deKay

2005-04-25, 8:44 pm

Soni tempori elseu romani yeof helsforo nisson ol sefini ill des Mon, 25 Apr
2005 20:59:59 GMT, sefini jorgo geanyet des mani yeof do uk.games.video.misc,
yawatina tan reek esk Araxen <araxen@removethis.gmail.com> fornis do marikano
es bono tan el:
quote:

>I love my psp, unless something really killer comes out for the Nintendo
>DS I'm not even gonna bother with it.


Whereas I think the exact opposite.

deKay
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Doug Jacobs

2005-04-25, 8:44 pm

In alt.games.video.xbox brun132001@yahoo.com wrote:
quote:

> While I think that the DS sucks even more than the PSP, I don't agree
> with your logic. Most people will say that the PSP doesn't have a
> "gotta have it" app either, yet not many will think that it's going to
> die soon. What, in your opinion, is a must-have title for the PSP?


The PSP's video player seems pretty much seems like the PSP's killer app right
now.

The DS games I've tried just haven't been that good - definitely not worth
the price, and the whole touch-screen thing just seems poorly tacked on in
most games. Other games just make me scratch my head and ask "why?" Such
as the new Atari compilation. Most of those games had been released on
the GBA, and do you really need new versions of them? And if so, why so
few games? $30 is a lot to ask for just 4 or 5 games some 20 years old
don't you think? For $20, you could get one of the Midway collections
containing 15-20 old arcade games.
grativo

2005-04-25, 8:44 pm

<<2. Nintendo have got their business model very cleverly mapped out
for both
handheld and home consoles - that's why they've made enormous amounts
of
money from both. Whereas Sony are currently losing an absolute fortune.[vbcol=seagreen]

Just wanted to say that Sony is making a helluva lot more money than
Nintendo ever will in a million years from their game division. If it
was only Sony's game division against Nintendo, Sony would squash them
flat. The reason Sony's losing an absolute fortune is that they're
getting absolutely massacred in the home electronics division,
especially by the Koreans.

Grativo

Ollie T

2005-04-25, 8:44 pm

I have both a DS and a PSP. I enjoy them both. Looking forward to PacPix
for the DS this week. All systems go through dry spells.

HDTV games lists and discussions
http://www.hdtvarcade.com

"I'm a djinn, wanna rub my lamp" <imagenierubmylamp@hotmail.com> wrote in
message news:1114448513.907865.257200@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
quote:

>I keep hearing PSP this and PSP that, but no one ever says DS this or
> DS that.
>
> Is DS the Atari Jaguar of our time? Is it doomed to be the portable for
> crapy unpopular games, subpar graphics and obscurity? Will gamers show
> a lack of attention until it causes Nintendo's demise?
>



Green Yammo

2005-04-26, 12:39 am

deKay wrote:
quote:

> Soni tempori elseu romani yeof helsforo nisson ol sefini ill des Mon, 25 Apr
> 2005 20:59:59 GMT, sefini jorgo geanyet des mani yeof do uk.games.video.misc,
> yawatina tan reek esk Araxen <araxen@removethis.gmail.com> fornis do marikano
> es bono tan el:
>
>
>
>
> Whereas I think the exact opposite.
>
> deKay



me too

richardhutnik@hotmail.com

2005-04-26, 12:40 am

deKay, what do you feel are exactly the "killer apps" on the DS? I
have reduced my DS collection to two games, Yoshi Touch and Go and
Mario 64 (both of which make me hold the fort), while my PSP collection
grew over 8 games, and I am waiting for Smart Bomb and Coded Arms to
come out.

Out of my DS collection are: Mr. Driller, Atari Collection, Wariowares
Touched, Polarium, and Asphault GT (sorry, I have Ridge Racer on my
PSP). And Coded Arms on the PSP is far more of interest to me than
Metroid on the DS (sorry, the touch screen is BAD as a FPS controller).

I will be holding out for the cardgame and boardgame collections on the
DS though.

- Richard Hutnik

Leon Dexter

2005-04-26, 12:40 am

"grativo" <grativo@aol.com> wrote in message
quote:

> Just wanted to say that Sony is making a helluva lot more money than
> Nintendo ever will in a million years from their game division. If it
> was only Sony's game division against Nintendo, Sony would squash them
> flat. The reason Sony's losing an absolute fortune is that they're
> getting absolutely massacred in the home electronics division,
> especially by the Koreans.



You should check your facts, 'cause you're wrong.


malberto

2005-04-26, 12:40 am

YHBT = You Have Big Tits?

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quote:

> Michael J. Sherman wrote:
>
>
> I know why, YHBT.
>
>



docdude316

2005-04-26, 3:34 am

richardhutnik@hotmail.com wrote:
quote:

> deKay, what do you feel are exactly the "killer apps" on the DS? I
> have reduced my DS collection to two games, Yoshi Touch and Go and
> Mario 64 (both of which make me hold the fort), while my PSP collection
> grew over 8 games, and I am waiting for Smart Bomb and Coded Arms to
> come out.
>
> Out of my DS collection are: Mr. Driller, Atari Collection, Wariowares
> Touched, Polarium, and Asphault GT (sorry, I have Ridge Racer on my
> PSP). And Coded Arms on the PSP is far more of interest to me than
> Metroid on the DS (sorry, the touch screen is BAD as a FPS controller).
>
> I will be holding out for the cardgame and boardgame collections on the
> DS though.


You're the first person I've heard say that the touch screen is bad as a
FPS controller. To me the touchscreen is the next best thing to a
keyboard and mouse. FPS's have always been horrible on consoles because
a controller can't even come close to equaling the sensitivity and
useability of a mouse and keyboard. The touch screen almost is a great
solution to this problem.

-Doc
Thoth

2005-04-26, 3:34 am


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quote:

> YHBT = You Have Big Tits?


You Have Been Trolled, you hussy w/ big tits.


deKay

2005-04-26, 3:34 am

Soni tempori elseu romani yeof helsforo nisson ol sefini ill des 25 Apr 2005
19:01:44 -0700, sefini jorgo geanyet des mani yeof do uk.games.video.misc,
yawatina tan reek esk richardhutnik@hotmail.com fornis do marikano es bono tan
el:
quote:

>deKay, what do you feel are exactly the "killer apps" on the DS?


There are none as such, although Zoo Keeper and Yoshi are both excellent. I
was just pointing out that I won't be getting a PSP until there's something
worthwhile to buy. Everything is "meh" or "less than meh" at the moment on
that front.


deKay
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LG

2005-04-26, 6:33 am

No, just that the H/W is ahead of its S/W.
S/W for PS 2 has almost caught up.

"I'm a djinn, wanna rub my lamp" <imagenierubmylamp@hotmail.com> wrote in
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quote:

> I keep hearing PSP this and PSP that, but no one ever says DS this or
> DS that.
>
> Is DS the Atari Jaguar of our time? Is it doomed to be the portable for
> crapy unpopular games, subpar graphics and obscurity? Will gamers show
> a lack of attention until it causes Nintendo's demise?
>



cNp

2005-04-26, 6:33 am

"Michael J. Sherman" <msherman@dsbox.com> wrote in message
news:oasvj2-ms8.ln1@developers.dsbox.com...
quote:

> GoGoGadgetgirl! wrote:
> They are malfunctioning LCD panels that Sony says is just normal.


And manufacturers of all lcd screens for anything say are 'acceptable' up to
a certain number... not many places give dead pixel guarantees on monitors,
projectors, etc.

And whilst neither my DS or PSP had dead pixels if the PSP had one I
wouldn't care, a mate's has and the pixels are so small you wouldn't really
notice, not like having a dead pixel on a monitor for instance.

cNp


Ben

2005-04-26, 6:33 am


<brun132001@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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quote:

>
> dead,
>
> While I think that the DS sucks even more than the PSP, I don't agree
> with your logic. Most people will say that the PSP doesn't have a
> "gotta have it" app either, yet not many will think that it's going to
> die soon. What, in your opinion, is a must-have title for the PSP?
> Surprinsingly, I felt that Lumines is currently the best game on the
> PSP because I don't usually like low tech puzzle games. The game was
> much more fun that I expected but I still wouldn't characterize it as a
> must-have for any gamer. The game has little replay value after you've
> plateaued your skills at about level 24 or so. I don't think that many
> people will be able to keep going long after level 20.


This paragraph is flawed on so many levels, it's not even funny. If you
think you've seen all that Lumines has to offer when you can only reach
level 24, you're sadly mistaken - this wouldn't even bring you close to
completing the vs. CPU mode, the puzzle mode, or unlocking even half of the
available skins..

If you're after a comparison, there are a number of people here (and in
uk.games.video.handheld) who can get considerably further than level 20 - I,
for example (after a month or so of practice, granted), don't struggle now
until at least level 170-180.. that's looping through all the challenge mode
skins twice, with a score of roughly 860,000; and I still haven't unlocked
everything (the final skin is unlocked when you hit 999,999 points).

In my opinion, Lumines *is* the killer app for the PSP - for the time being,
at least.

Cheers,

Ben


Otis Munkborter

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm

docdude316 wrote:
quote:

> You're the first person I've heard say that the touch screen is bad as a
> FPS controller. To me the touchscreen is the next best thing to a
> keyboard and mouse. FPS's have always been horrible on consoles because
> a controller can't even come close to equaling the sensitivity and
> useability of a mouse and keyboard. The touch screen almost is a great
> solution to this problem.


And this is why Goldeneye and Perfect Dark will ALWAYS be shit, no
matter what anyone says.

Go on, say something.


XXXX OFF.

I win.
brun132001@yahoo.com

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm

Doug Jacobs wrote:
quote:

> The PSP's video player seems pretty much seems like the PSP's killer

app right
quote:

> now.


I think the PSP's multimedia capabilities are overrated. People want
to watch video on the PSP because the machine is so pretty. The cost
of a PSP and a 1 gb video stick is equivalent to a good portable DVD
player from Samsung or Panasonic. With a portable DVD player, you
would not have to go through the hassle of video conversion, and the
video would not be cropped like it is for the PSP. Also, the converted
videos would look and sound much worse than the original DVDs. Even an
UMD disc contains less than half the storage of a single-layered DVD
and would therefore have worse video/audio. For me personally, the
PSP's multimedia capabilities are not enough to offset the lousy game
library. Judging from the previews, there doesn't seem to be more than
1 or 2 PSP games that I would like for the rest of the year either.
The strong support for the PSP would ensure that it has a strong future
but I don't want to keep playing inferior versions of games that I'm
already buying for my home consoles.

quote:

> The DS games I've tried just haven't been that good - definitely not

worth
quote:

> the price, and the whole touch-screen thing just seems poorly tacked

on in
quote:

> most games. Other games just make me scratch my head and ask "why?"

Such
quote:

> as the new Atari compilation. Most of those games had been released

on
quote:

> the GBA, and do you really need new versions of them? And if so, why

so
quote:

> few games? $30 is a lot to ask for just 4 or 5 games some 20 years

old
quote:

> don't you think? For $20, you could get one of the Midway

collections
quote:

> containing 15-20 old arcade games.



Most of the DS games seemed targeted towards 5 year olds and were
designed to simply show off the touch screen gimmick. The touch screen
is a stupid idea. Every DS I've seen has tons of scratches on the
screen. The only impressive game I've seen was Metriod, but it's only
a demo. I haven't seen Mario 64 either but it looked pretty good in
screenshots. I really wouldn't be suprised if the DS is this
generation's virtual boy. The Advance SP has lots of good games though
and it is much more portable than the DS/PSP. If I really cared about
handheld gaming, I think I would rather have bought an advance SP than
a PSP.

Smid

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm

In article <1114448513.907865.257200@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>, I'm a djinn, wanna rub my lamp wrote:
quote:

> I keep hearing PSP this and PSP that, but no one ever says DS this or
> DS that.
>
> Is DS the Atari Jaguar of our time? Is it doomed to be the portable for
> crapy unpopular games, subpar graphics and obscurity? Will gamers show
> a lack of attention until it causes Nintendo's demise?


No.

But I wish the type of people who ask such stupid XXXXing questions were dead.

Smid

Fred Liken

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm

<richardhutnik@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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quote:

> I will be holding out for the cardgame and boardgame collections on the
> DS though.


They need the HoyleGames collection.


Fred Liken

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm

"Ben" <benashmead@gmail.com> wrote in message
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quote:

> In my opinion, Lumines *is* the killer app for the PSP - for the time
> being,
> at least.


I've got Tetris on my cellphone. It's still the better game, so I can't
really consider Lumines a killer app. It's great, though, but hardly worth
the purchase of the system to play it.


brun132001@yahoo.com

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm

Doug Jacobs wrote:
quote:

> The PSP's video player seems pretty much seems like the PSP's killer

app right
quote:

> now.


I think the PSP's multimedia capabilities are overrated. People want
to watch video on the PSP because the machine is so pretty. The cost
of a PSP and a 1 gb video stick is equivalent to a good portable DVD
player from Samsung or Panasonic. With a portable DVD player, you
would not have to go through the hassle of video conversion, and the
video would not be cropped like it is for the PSP. Also, the converted
videos would look and sound much worse than the original DVDs. Even an
UMD disc contains less than half the storage of a single-layered DVD
and would therefore have worse video/audio. For me personally, the
PSP's multimedia capabilities are not enough to offset the lousy game
library. Judging from the previews, there doesn't seem to be more than
1 or 2 PSP games that I would like for the rest of the year either.
The strong support for the PSP would ensure that it has a strong future
but I don't want to keep playing inferior versions of games that I'm
already buying for my home consoles.

quote:

> The DS games I've tried just haven't been that good - definitely not

worth
quote:

> the price, and the whole touch-screen thing just seems poorly tacked

on in
quote:

> most games. Other games just make me scratch my head and ask "why?"

Such
quote:

> as the new Atari compilation. Most of those games had been released

on
quote:

> the GBA, and do you really need new versions of them? And if so, why

so
quote:

> few games? $30 is a lot to ask for just 4 or 5 games some 20 years

old
quote:

> don't you think? For $20, you could get one of the Midway

collections
quote:

> containing 15-20 old arcade games.



Most of the DS games seemed targeted towards 5 year olds and were
designed to simply show off the touch screen gimmick. The touch screen
is a stupid idea. Every DS I've seen has tons of scratches on the
screen. The only impressive game I've seen was Metriod, but it's only
a demo. I haven't seen Mario 64 either but it looked pretty good in
screenshots. I really wouldn't be suprised if the DS is this
generation's virtual boy. The Advance SP has lots of good games though
and it is much more portable than the DS/PSP. If I really cared about
handheld gaming, I think I would rather have bought an advance SP than
a PSP.

Fred Liken

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm

"Krusty" <rspwkrusty@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:d4lt5o$fa70$1@news3.infoave.net...
quote:

> The keyboard and mouse are *horrible* "experiences" on the PC gaming side
> though. The idea that you're using one hand to do one thing, and the
> other, sitting a distance away, doing something completely different is
> about as "real" an experience as typing is with a joystick. It's just
> stupid and gets in the way of playing. You have to master controls before
> the game becomes fun or playable, and that's just retarded.


You, sir, are siiiiiiiiilllyyyyyyyyyyy.

There are plenty of dual analog controllers for the PC, yet no one uses
them...

Looks like your logic is quite flawed.


Krusty

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm

"Wurm" <a@b.c> wrote
quote:

> whine whine whine..... learning a keyboard / mouse combo takes about an
> hour
> for an average PC gamer, you make it sound like its rocket science. Did
> you
> get tired of getting your XXX handed to you and thats why you switched to
> console FPSes?


I regularly beat the shit out of keyboard users.

*regularly*

Most keyboard/mouse users are little kids who like to set up all their gay
little custom keyboard layouts because actually playing the game would be
more difficult if they had to compete on an even playing field with other
users.

Name the game, name the server, I'll whip your XXX too.


Krusty

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm

"docdude316" <docdude316NOSPAM@gmail.com> wrote
quote:

> You're the first person I've heard say that the touch screen is bad as a
> FPS controller. To me the touchscreen is the next best thing to a keyboard
> and mouse. FPS's have always been horrible on consoles because a
> controller can't even come close to equaling the sensitivity and
> useability of a mouse and keyboard. The touch screen almost is a great
> solution to this problem.


The keyboard and mouse are *horrible* "experiences" on the PC gaming side
though. The idea that you're using one hand to do one thing, and the other,
sitting a distance away, doing something completely different is about as
"real" an experience as typing is with a joystick. It's just stupid and gets
in the way of playing. You have to master controls before the game becomes
fun or playable, and that's just retarded.

A joystick, particularly an analog joystick with left and right analogs are
so much fun in a first person shooter *because* they're easy to pick up and
play. Anyone can jump into a console FPS without much of a learning curve
and without creating horribly convoluted custom keyboard layouts. I'm not
arguing that one is better or worse technically, but as far as gameplay
experience, I'll always choose the natural, organic feel of a couple of
analog joysticks on a single controller interface over the detached feeling
that a keyboard and mouse setup achieves. Not to mention, that the playing
field is generally more "even" when everyone is using the same input device
and has the same "advantage" and "disadvantage". I don't have to really
worry too much about the people who go out of their way to set up their
keyboards to help them cheat, a condition that's MUCH more prevalent on the
PC gaming side. Consoles are an even playing field. I know I can whip your
XXX because I'm better than you, not because I went out and bought a $200
keyboard/mouse setup and spent weeks tweaking my keyboard layout so I could
gain an advantage. What advantage does someone in combat have besides the
weapon advantage? Reflexes, Aggression, etc...the same traits that make
someone a better shooter on a console.

People who use keyboards and mice swear by them, but I always thought it was
WAY overthinking the interface and making it MUCH more complicated than it
needed to be. I like that I can just pick up a joystick and go, and both my
hands are in control of a single IO point. Much more fluid and natural. I'd
gladly take on anyone in any FPS in a keyboard/mouse vs controller showdown,
and I guarantee you won't finish as well as you think you would. You're just
confident because you've mastered some horribly convoluted control system,
and your confidence will be your downfall because while you were making sure
all your keys did the right thing, I was simply playing and killing people.


Wurm

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm


"Krusty" <rspwkrusty@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:d4lt5o$fa70$1@news3.infoave.net...
quote:

> "docdude316" <docdude316NOSPAM@gmail.com> wrote
keyboard[vbcol=seagreen]
>
> The keyboard and mouse are *horrible* "experiences" on the PC gaming side
> though. The idea that you're using one hand to do one thing, and the

other,
quote:

> sitting a distance away, doing something completely different is about as
> "real" an experience as typing is with a joystick. It's just stupid and

gets
quote:

> in the way of playing. You have to master controls before the game becomes
> fun or playable, and that's just retarded.
>
> A joystick, particularly an analog joystick with left and right analogs

are
quote:

> so much fun in a first person shooter *because* they're easy to pick up

and
quote:

> play. Anyone can jump into a console FPS without much of a learning curve
> and without creating horribly convoluted custom keyboard layouts. I'm not
> arguing that one is better or worse technically, but as far as gameplay
> experience, I'll always choose the natural, organic feel of a couple of
> analog joysticks on a single controller interface over the detached

feeling
quote:

> that a keyboard and mouse setup achieves. Not to mention, that the playing
> field is generally more "even" when everyone is using the same input

device
quote:

> and has the same "advantage" and "disadvantage". I don't have to really
> worry too much about the people who go out of their way to set up their
> keyboards to help them cheat, a condition that's MUCH more prevalent on

the
quote:

> PC gaming side. Consoles are an even playing field. I know I can whip your
> XXX because I'm better than you, not because I went out and bought a $200
> keyboard/mouse setup and spent weeks tweaking my keyboard layout so I

could
quote:

> gain an advantage. What advantage does someone in combat have besides the
> weapon advantage? Reflexes, Aggression, etc...the same traits that make
> someone a better shooter on a console.
>
> People who use keyboards and mice swear by them, but I always thought it

was
quote:

> WAY overthinking the interface and making it MUCH more complicated than it
> needed to be. I like that I can just pick up a joystick and go, and both

my
quote:

> hands are in control of a single IO point. Much more fluid and natural.

I'd
quote:

> gladly take on anyone in any FPS in a keyboard/mouse vs controller

showdown,
quote:

> and I guarantee you won't finish as well as you think you would. You're

just
quote:

> confident because you've mastered some horribly convoluted control system,
> and your confidence will be your downfall because while you were making

sure
quote:

> all your keys did the right thing, I was simply playing and killing

people.
quote:

>
>


whine whine whine..... learning a keyboard / mouse combo takes about an hour
for an average PC gamer, you make it sound like its rocket science. Did you
get tired of getting your XXX handed to you and thats why you switched to
console FPSes?


Krusty

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm


"Fred Liken" <fredliken@toocool4school.com> wrote in message
news:426e846f$0$90539$bb4e3ad8@newscene.com...
quote:

> "Krusty" <rspwkrusty@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:d4lt5o$fa70$1@news3.infoave.net...
>
>
> You, sir, are siiiiiiiiilllyyyyyyyyyyy.
>
> There are plenty of dual analog controllers for the PC, yet no one uses
> them...
>
> Looks like your logic is quite flawed.


Why, because a bunch of kids won't buy a joystick? It still doesn't change
the fact that in my opinion, the experience is *counter* to having a truly
realistic experience.

I figured it'd be opened all up to flames from all the kids who love their
keyboards. Looks like I was right. The kids don't like it when they have to
actually play the game on an even playing field.

That's why consoles are superior to PC games. $400 for a new graphics card
to power the latest copy of Doom3, and rubes don't think twice about
dropping the money, so their "grass looks more real" and the "lighting will
shimmer off the blood on the floor a little better". All the while, you're
playing a game with people using wildly different equipment, so your dumb
XXX doesn't know if you're REALLY good or if you just bought your way into
being good by buying a better computer. Got your XXX handed to you? Cry and
run to Best Buy and upgrade your graphics card, or go buy more ram, because
god forbid you actually have to get *better* at the game. Or maybe I'll
spend hours tweaking my framerate and making sure that it's optimized on my
particular system. What hogwash. Why not just XXXXing get better at the
game?

Consoles on the other hand are an even playing field, and that's why they're
better. I whipped your XXX in Halo 2? Well then, looks like you'll have to
practice to beat me next time.


Fred Liken

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm

"Krusty" <rspwkrusty@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:d4m11q$fc3a$1@news3.infoave.net...
quote:

>
> Why, because a bunch of kids won't buy a joystick? It still doesn't change
> the fact that in my opinion, the experience is *counter* to having a truly
> realistic experience.


Um, I've never seen a joystick in any competitions... You're
siiiiiiiiiiilyyyyyyyyyyy!
quote:

> Consoles on the other hand are an even playing field, and that's why
> they're better. I whipped your XXX in Halo 2? Well then, looks like you'll
> have to practice to beat me next time.


Halo 2? A console game is your basis? lol


Boody Bandit

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm


"Krusty" <rspwkrusty@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:d4lt5o$fa70$1@news3.infoave.net...

umm.. ahh... yeah ok


Boody Bandit

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm


"Krusty" <rspwkrusty@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:d4m0ai$fbl2$1@news3.infoave.net...
quote:

> "Wurm" <a@b.c> wrote
to[vbcol=seagreen]
>
> I regularly beat the shit out of keyboard users.
>
> *regularly*
>
> Most keyboard/mouse users are little kids who like to set up all their gay
> little custom keyboard layouts because actually playing the game would be
> more difficult if they had to compete on an even playing field with other
> users.
>
> Name the game, name the server, I'll whip your XXX too.


Really?
If you are serious, give me a day or 2 to set up a Q2 server and you can
come whoop my XXX.
<rolls-eyes WLOL>


Boody Bandit

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm


"Krusty" <rspwkrusty@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:d4m11q$fc3a$1@news3.infoave.net...
quote:

>
> "Fred Liken" <fredliken@toocool4school.com> wrote in message
> news:426e846f$0$90539$bb4e3ad8@newscene.com...
side[vbcol=seagreen]
before[vbcol=seagreen]
>
> Why, because a bunch of kids won't buy a joystick?


You obviously don't know what the XXXX you are talking about.
When I 1st started gaming on a PC you would almost never run into someone
under the age of 18 online.
Simply put kids could not afford PC's that could handle the games.
I was a part of a group of players (a clan I guess some would call it) of
over a 100 guys and not one of them were under the age of 25.
We would play against others groups of players for 3 or 4 years without
running into one group with kids on it.
If you want to complain about ease of use and running into lil XXXXXXX kids,
MS Live is your answer.


Krusty

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm

"Boody Bandit" <boodybandit@hotmail.com> wrote
quote:

> You obviously don't know what the XXXX you are talking about.
> When I 1st started gaming on a PC you would almost never run into someone
> under the age of 18 online.
> Simply put kids could not afford PC's that could handle the games.
> I was a part of a group of players (a clan I guess some would call it) of
> over a 100 guys and not one of them were under the age of 25.
> We would play against others groups of players for 3 or 4 years without
> running into one group with kids on it.
> If you want to complain about ease of use and running into lil XXXXXXX
> kids,
> MS Live is your answer.


All of your blathering still doesn't change the fact that you can't play on
an even playing field with PC games. Someone will always have a faster
processor, or more ram, or a better graphics card, etc.

I know that when I'm playing someone using a console, we're all using the
same equipment. They're not outspending me to beat me. If I beat them, it's
generally because I'm *better* than them. To me, that's a much more
satisfying game experience. I'd hate to lose to someone because their
XXXXing *equipment* was better, or newer. How gay.

It's the IROC of gaming. You wanna make sure you're a good gamer? Make sure
everyone's using the same equipment, don't cry when you get your XXX beat
and go spend $500 to get your revenge. Get better at *the game*.

Shit, I don't really care either way, because nothing you, or any PC gamer
can say would ever change my mind that PC gamers are the rubes of gaming.
They'll spend thousands of dollars to make sure that they have a great
system, then next month, another rube will outspend them, and they'll cry
four months later when another game is released that makes their $400
graphics card useless. But rather than gain any sense, they'll dutifully go
spend another $500 ($100 more this quarter than last quarter, naturally) to
upgrade their cards. Classic rubes, falling straight off the turnip truck,
getting taken by an entire industry that's designed to separate you from
your cash as quickly as possible.

Meanwhile, I'm playing on $150 console where my only other investment is the
same $40 - $50 on the game that you spent and I'm having just as much fun as
the rube playing his $3500 desktop paperweight which'll be obsolete in six
months. And guess what...it's the same system I bought 3 years ago...and
it's STILL good.

PCs just *happen* to be good for gaming, that doesn't mean they're designed
for gaming. They're a tool that people use. Consoles have taken the best of
the computer and made it accessible to everyone and leveled the playing
field, which, if you REALLY cared about gaming, and how good you were, would
be the true test of how good *you* were, not your equipment. I could haul
lumber in a Mustang, doesn't mean a truck isn't better for the job and I
wouldn't look like a moron hauling two by fours in my overpriced "truck".


Krusty

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm

"Boody Bandit" <boodybandit@hotmail.com> wrote
quote:

> Really?
> If you are serious, give me a day or 2 to set up a Q2 server and you can
> come whoop my XXX.
> <rolls-eyes WLOL>


Quake 2? dear God....lmfao. Did your computer come with a time warp?


Boody Bandit

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm


"Krusty" <rspwkrusty@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:d4m3jn$fck3$1@news3.infoave.net...
quote:

> "Boody Bandit" <boodybandit@hotmail.com> wrote
>
> Quake 2? dear God....lmfao. Did your computer come with a time warp?


Figured as much.


Boody Bandit

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm


"Krusty" <rspwkrusty@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:d4m3je$fctj$1@news3.infoave.net...

Oh I get it now.
You can't afford to game on a PC.
You sure talk a lot of trash for someone that gets beat simply because
another person has a faster PC than you.
The best players I ever went up against online were good because they were
good, not because they were playing on a 21" monitor with the fastest
graphics card at said time. Like I said before, you don't know what the XXXX
you are talking about.
Skill is skill and it has absolutely nothing to do with the power of your
processor or graphics card.
Give it up clueless and stick to playing FPS games on an inferior console
with a *cough-cough* gamepad.


Wurm

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm


"Krusty" <rspwkrusty@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:d4m0ai$fbl2$1@news3.infoave.net...
quote:

> "Wurm" <a@b.c> wrote
to[vbcol=seagreen]
>
> I regularly beat the shit out of keyboard users.
>
> *regularly*
>
> Most keyboard/mouse users are little kids who like to set up all their gay
> little custom keyboard layouts because actually playing the game would be
> more difficult if they had to compete on an even playing field with other
> users.
>
> Name the game, name the server, I'll whip your XXX too.
>
>


*sigh*, another sad little troll, go away now


Boody Bandit

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm


"Krusty" <rspwkrusty@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:d4m3jn$fck3$1@news3.infoave.net...
quote:

> Quake 2? dear God....lmfao. Did your computer come with a time warp?


Yo shit talker, I just thought of something.
Didn't you sit here and pound your chest about any game, any server?
Yeah, that's what I thought.

I named Q2 because I rarely "EVER" ran into anyone that could even give me a
decent game.

btw, the absolute single most important aspect in any online game is your
connection to the server.


Krusty

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm

"Boody Bandit" <boodybandit@hotmail.com> wrote
quote:

> "Krusty" <rspwkrusty@yahoo.com> wrote
>
> Oh I get it now.
> You can't afford to game on a PC.


oh man...did you just TOTALLY miss the mark...lmao...


Krusty

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm

"Boody Bandit" <boodybandit@hotmail.com> wrote
quote:

> I named Q2 because I rarely "EVER" ran into anyone that could even give me
> a
> decent game.


Oh, I gotcha. Sure. I tell you what. I'll take your XXX on in Donkey Kong,
because nobody ever beat me at that. Shit, gimme a few minutes, and I'm sure
I can come up with some other shitty old games that I never lost at that I'd
love to challenge people on...perhaps you'd like to go a couple of rounds of
Space Invaders? I bet I'll whip your XXX in that too.
quote:

> btw, the absolute single most important aspect in any online game is your
> connection to the server.


Tell that to the kids who cheat at Battlefield:Vietnam by dialing down their
graphics cards for sniping. Can't do that on a console.


Boody Bandit

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm


"Krusty" <rspwkrusty@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:d4m5nc$fe93$1@news3.infoave.net...
quote:

> "Boody Bandit" <boodybandit@hotmail.com> wrote
>
> oh man...did you just TOTALLY miss the mark...lmao...


Yeah, *WOOOOOOSH*, I feel so totally foolish.
I should've known better than to debate a point with an ijit


Boody Bandit

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm


"Krusty" <rspwkrusty@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:d4m5uj$feam$1@news3.infoave.net...

Oh geewiz kid.
Go change your XXXXing diapers and get a fresh baba.
You must be a gem to play with online with voice communication.
You are probably one of those lil whinny XXXXs that talks shit than leaves
when he gets his XXX handed to him...... which I'm sure is common place for
your lame XXX.
My 12 would probably tear you to pieces on Halo 2.

You are beyond boring me now.


Krusty

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm

"Boody Bandit" <boodybandit@hotmail.com> wrote
quote:

> "Krusty" <rspwkrusty@yahoo.com> wrote
> Oh geewiz kid.
> Go change your XXXXing diapers and get a fresh baba.
> You must be a gem to play with online with voice communication.
> You are probably one of those lil whinny XXXXs that talks shit than leaves
> when he gets his XXX handed to him...... which I'm sure is common place
> for
> your lame XXX.
> My 12 would probably tear you to pieces on Halo 2.
>
> You are beyond boring me now.


Oh, I see your point now.

Wait. You don't have a point.

Awesome. You sure showed me.


Chad Bryant

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm

"Boody Bandit" wrote:
quote:

> "Krusty" <rspwkrusty@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:d4m5uj$feam$1@news3.infoave.net...
>
> Oh geewiz kid.
> Go change your XXXXing diapers and get a fresh baba.
> You must be a gem to play with online with voice communication.
> You are probably one of those lil whinny XXXXs that talks shit than
> leaves when he gets his XXX handed to him...... which I'm sure is
> common place for your lame XXX.
> My 12 would probably tear you to pieces on Halo 2.
>
> You are beyond boring me now.


Just a heads-up - you're fighting with RSPW's next big kook. The ghetto
wrestling NG just dogpiled him a few days ago, and he's still reeling.

--
Chad Bryant
Annoying The Ignorant Online Since 1995

"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has
never learned to walk forward." - Franklin D. Roosevelt
SDP81

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm


"Otis Munkborter"
<m2r3p4s5b6@feelinghothothotmail.dotthatsadotyoudirtylittlespambot.com>
wrote in message news:1114534256.950.0@nnrp-t71-03.news.uk.clara.net...
quote:

> docdude316 wrote:
>
>


This is a reply to docdude316, I misssed his OP.

A trackball would have been a far greater solution IMHO.

quote:

> And this is why Goldeneye and Perfect Dark will ALWAYS be shit, no matter
> what anyone says.
>
> Go on, say something.
>
>
> XXXX OFF.
>
> I win.



Krusty

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm

"SDP81" <@wowway.com> wrote
quote:

> How is Controller vs. Mouse/Keyboard uneven? If you think that then you
> must be conceding that keyboard/mouse is the better control devices.


In my opinion, it's just counter intuitive. A "gun" is a single device. I
feel much more like I'm carrying a weapon when operating a joystick. I feel
like the "experience" is much more engrossing than sitting in front of the
same machine I program on for 8-10 hours a day. A keyboard is for typing, I
spend all day typing on one, why the XXXX would I want to go home and PLAY
with one? It wasn't designed for game playing, and it's always felt like
something that's been adopted really because nobody ever came up with a
great universal input device for gamers.

PC games might've been superior to consoles...say...in the 70s and 80s, but
by the time consoles like the Dreamcast hit the market, it was all over for
computers. You couldn't justify spending all that money on what basically
amounts to a moving target. How many people buy PS2 games and get home, only
to discover that they need additional equipment to get it to work? I'm
guessing...oh...zero? What about for PC games? How many rubes plonk down $50
for Doom 3 only to get home and realize that it's just XXXXing *crawling* on
their computer? It's not about "I can't afford it" and more about, "what a
XXXXing ripoff this is, why even bother if you've just got to keep pumping
money into a bottomless pit of gaming?" How much money do you think PC
gamers plonk down every year to keep their systems up to snuff? How much
money do console gamers spend once they get the Xbox home?
quote:

> Sounds like you are jealous of people that can afford upgrades, hmmmm.


Not at all. I could easily waste money on buying soon-to-be-obsolete
computer equipment. I just think it's a foolish endeavor. In fact, people
here already think I blow *wads* of money on gadgets, devices, iPods,
Bicycles, surfboards. The money isn't a problem as I probably piss away more
money than gamers spend in a year on uesless shit like comic books and
mountain bike parts. I've always just sort of felt sorry for gamers that get
caught up in such an obvious scam.
quote:

> I still don't quite understand how you think someone is better just
> because theri graphics are nicer.


I'm not saying that at all. The point I was making, was that the PC is a
"moving target" which makes it easier for people to jury rig their systems
or games to gain an advantage. A perfect example is the one I pointed out
about BF:Vietnam. How many people were cheating by just dialing down their
graphics cards to "remove" underbrush enabling them to camp and snipe
easier? Do you think that's fair? Do you think it's fair that people can
manipulate their systems and do "better" at a game than you? At that point,
it's not about skill. They didn't beat you because they were better than
you, they beat you because they manipulated the game. How could that
possibly be a satisfying gaming experience? I just don't see it.

Like I said, I figured this would piss off the hyper defensive PC gamers,
but so far not a SINGLE person who's replied to this thread has put forth
any logical argument why it's a better experience using a keyboard, and
instead has cried and called me names...which again, I guess I sort of
expected no better. It only confirms my thinking that PC gamers are a bunch
of hyper defensive whiners who don't really care so much about the game as
much as they care about putting forth ridiculous hardware arguments that
are completely moot in the console world. If I whip your XXX in Halo 2 or
Battlefield Modern Combat, or Rainbow Six, it's because I'm *good*...and not
for really any other reason...

I can live with that.


Fred Liken

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm

I think he's Charles Doane's bastard son.

"Boody Bandit" <boodybandit@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:sbydnQdv7aZoAfPfRVn-tA@suscom.com...
quote:

>
> "Krusty" <rspwkrusty@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:d4m5uj$feam$1@news3.infoave.net...
>
> Oh geewiz kid.
> Go change your XXXXing diapers and get a fresh baba.
> You must be a gem to play with online with voice communication.
> You are probably one of those lil whinny XXXXs that talks shit than leaves
> when he gets his XXX handed to him...... which I'm sure is common place
> for
> your lame XXX.
> My 12 would probably tear you to pieces on Halo 2.
>
> You are beyond boring me now.
>
>



Fred Liken

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm

You were the tool whining about hardware...

This will make it fair, pussy.

"Krusty" <rspwkrusty@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:d4m3jn$fck3$1@news3.infoave.net...
quote:

> "Boody Bandit" <boodybandit@hotmail.com> wrote
>
> Quake 2? dear God....lmfao. Did your computer come with a time warp?
>



SDP81

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm


"Krusty" <rspwkrusty@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:d4m3je$fctj$1@news3.infoave.net...
quote:

> "Boody Bandit" <boodybandit@hotmail.com> wrote
>
> All of your blathering still doesn't change the fact that you can't play
> on an even playing field with PC games. Someone will always have a faster
> processor, or more ram, or a better graphics card, etc.
>


Ummm, no as long as everyone meets the minimum requirements of the game
regardless of how far you overshoot those requirements then you are on a
level playing field the game doesn't magically let you win because you have
the best computer hardware.



Fred Liken

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm

"Krusty" <rspwkrusty@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:d4m3je$fctj$1@news3.infoave.net...
quote:

> All of your blathering still doesn't change the fact that you can't play
> on an even playing field with PC games. Someone will always have a faster
> processor, or more ram, or a better graphics card, etc.


And those with less probably kick your XXX.
quote:

> I know that when I'm playing someone using a console, we're all using the
> same equipment. They're not outspending me to beat me. If I beat them,
> it's generally because I'm *better* than them. To me, that's a much more
> satisfying game experience. I'd hate to lose to someone because their
> XXXXing *equipment* was better, or newer. How gay.
>
> It's the IROC of gaming. You wanna make sure you're a good gamer? Make
> sure everyone's using the same equipment, don't cry when you get your XXX
> beat and go spend $500 to get your revenge. Get better at *the game*.


It's not going to help you.


Obviously, you've gotten your XXX handed to you over and over and over...


SDP81

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm


"Krusty" <rspwkrusty@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:d4m11q$fc3a$1@news3.infoave.net...
quote:

>
> "Fred Liken" <fredliken@toocool4school.com> wrote in message
> news:426e846f$0$90539$bb4e3ad8@newscene.com...
>
> Why, because a bunch of kids won't buy a joystick? It still doesn't change
> the fact that in my opinion, the experience is *counter* to having a truly
> realistic experience.
>
> I figured it'd be opened all up to flames from all the kids who love their
> keyboards. Looks like I was right. The kids don't like it when they have
> to actually play the game on an even playing field.
>


How is Controller vs. Mouse/Keyboard uneven? If you think that then you
must be conceding that keyboard/mouse is the better control devices.
quote:

> That's why consoles are superior to PC games. $400 for a new graphics card
> to power the latest copy of Doom3, and rubes don't think twice about
> dropping the money, so their "grass looks more real" and the "lighting
> will shimmer off the blood on the floor a little better". All the while,
> you're playing a game with people using wildly different equipment, so
> your dumb XXX doesn't know if you're REALLY good or if you just bought
> your way into being good by buying a better computer. Got your XXX handed
> to you? Cry and run to Best Buy and upgrade your graphics card, or go buy
> more ram, because god forbid you actually have to get *better* at the
> game. Or maybe I'll spend hours tweaking my framerate and making sure that
> it's optimized on my particular system. What hogwash. Why not just XXXXing
> get better at the game?
>


Sounds like you are jealous of people that can afford upgrades, hmmmm.
quote:

> Consoles on the other hand are an even playing field, and that's why
> they're better. I whipped your XXX in Halo 2? Well then, looks like you'll
> have to practice to beat me next time.
>


I still don't quite understand how you think someone is better just because
theri graphics are nicer.


Fred Liken

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm

"Krusty" <rspwkrusty@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:d4ma1u$fej5$1@news3.infoave.net...
quote:

> Like I said, I figured this would piss off the hyper defensive PC gamers,
> but so far not a SINGLE person who's replied to this thread has put forth
> any logical argument why it's a better experience using a keyboard, and
> instead has cried and called me names...which again, I guess I sort of
> expected no better. It only confirms my thinking that PC gamers are a
> bunch of hyper defensive whiners who don't really care so much about the
> game as much as they care about putting forth ridiculous hardware
> arguments that are completely moot in the console world.


The irony! I love it! Keep it up, shit for brains!
quote:

> If I whip your XXX in Halo 2 or Battlefield Modern Combat, or Rainbow Six,
> it's because I'm *good*...and not for really any other reason...


Read: I suck at FPS.


Boody Bandit

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm


"Krusty" <rspwkrusty@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:d4m6qu$feq0$1@news3.infoave.net...
quote:

> Oh, I see your point now.
>
> Wait. You don't have a point.
>
> Awesome. You sure showed me.


Krusty the Clown, all kidding aside, quit it already, you're embarrassing
yourself.
You obviously suck the high hard one playing a skilled PC FPS gamer so you
can only compete (I am giving you the benefit on this one here, take it and
run) playing a bunch of punk kids on Live using a crappy controller.


Krusty

2005-04-26, 8:33 pm

Boody Bandit wrote:
quote:

> Krusty the Clown, all kidding aside, quit it already, you're embarrassing
> yourself.
> You obviously suck the high hard one playing a skilled PC FPS gamer so you
> can only compete (I am giving you the benefit on this one here, take it and
> run) playing a bunch of punk kids on Live using a crappy controller.


Wow. I *totally* see the logic of your argument. You're right. Keyboards
ARE better.

You're *awesome* at this whole, "usenet" thing.

Seriously, "Booty Bandit" (which I have to admire your courage, I only
know a handful of gay posters who are "out") I bow to the power of the
logic behind your flawless defense of the keyboard as a valid gaming
input device.
Doug Jacobs

2005-04-27, 12:34 am

In alt.games.video.sony-playstation2 brun132001@yahoo.com wrote:
quote:

> I think the PSP's multimedia capabilities are overrated. People want
> to watch video on the PSP because the machine is so pretty. The cost
> of a PSP and a 1 gb video stick is equivalent to a good portable DVD
> player from Samsung or Panasonic. With a portable DVD player, you
> would not have to go through the hassle of video conversion, and the
> video would not be cropped like it is for the PSP. Also, the converted
> videos would look and sound much worse than the original DVDs. Even an
> UMD disc contains less than half the storage of a single-layered DVD
> and would therefore have worse video/audio. For me personally, the
> PSP's multimedia capabilities are not enough to offset the lousy game
> library. Judging from the previews, there doesn't seem to be more than
> 1 or 2 PSP games that I would like for the rest of the year either.
> The strong support for the PSP would ensure that it has a strong future
> but I don't want to keep playing inferior versions of games that I'm
> already buying for my home consoles.


Prices of memory sticks will undoubtedly come down as time progresses.

As for PSP vs. a portable DVD player, the DVD player is a lot larger than
the PSP, and a DVD is a lot larger and more fragile than a memory stick.

DVD is higher resolution than the PSP, which is why you don't need as much
space to store video files for the PSP as you would for a DVD. Therefor,
the differences in the capacities of the memory stick or UMD vs. a single
layer DVD are sort of irrelevant. In the meantime, it's a lot quicker and
easier to copy a bunch of TV episodes or other media onto a memory stick
for use in a PSP vs. burning a DVD for your portable DVD player (assuming
your DVD player could handle such a beast.) The memory stick also allows
for mixed media types - pictures, music, video - without creating a
separate DVD menu type thing for your portable DVD player.

While I wouldn't call the PSP games "inferior versions" of home console
games, your point that there's not a lot of reason to buy a game for the
PSP if you've already got it for a home console is noted. Of course, you
could say the same thing about the DS and the GBA as well...
quote:

> Most of the DS games seemed targeted towards 5 year olds and were
> designed to simply show off the touch screen gimmick. The touch screen
> is a stupid idea. Every DS I've seen has tons of scratches on the
> screen. The only impressive game I've seen was Metriod, but it's only
> a demo. I haven't seen Mario 64 either but it looked pretty good in
> screenshots. I really wouldn't be suprised if the DS is this
> generation's virtual boy. The Advance SP has lots of good games though
> and it is much more portable than the DS/PSP. If I really cared about
> handheld gaming, I think I would rather have bought an advance SP than
> a PSP.


I've got Mario DS, and I really don't think it's that great of a game.
The controls are too aggravating in my opinion. (I'm not a huge Mario to
begin with, but the DS and the Mario game were a gift.) I agree that the
touch screen is a bad gimmick and so far, no game I've seen really makes
good use of the screen, without forcing you to scratch it up using the
thumb strap-thingie, or using your finger tips (which is going to make the
screen dirty really quick...) The only things the DS has going for it
right now is that it's a better display than the GBA-SP, and its wireless
feature might result in a lite-weight internet suite for web and email. I
haven't bothered with the Picto-Chat feature (mainly because no one else
in my area has a DS...)

The GBA-SP definitely has the edge in games...for now, and it's definitely
the cheapest of the 3 systems. There are rumors of a "GBA2" coming out this
Christmas, which will make the DS completely irrelevant, and may even cost
Nintendo the handheld gaming crown.
Doug Jacobs

2005-04-27, 12:34 am

In alt.games.video.sony-playstation2 Dr KC <nospam@nospam.co.uk> wrote:
quote:

> 2. Nintendo have got their business model very cleverly mapped out for both
> handheld and home consoles - that's why they've made enormous amounts of
> money from both. Whereas Sony are currently losing an absolute fortune.


So, what is their strategy concerning the GBA2 which is rumored to be
released this Christmas? Wasn't the DS supposed to be the successor to
the GBA? Obviously not, it seems... So everyone who bought a DS is about
to be screwed over by Nintendo?
Doug Jacobs

2005-04-27, 12:34 am

In alt.games.video.sony-playstation2 deKay <andyk@lofi-gaming.org.uk> wrote:
quote:

> There are none as such, although Zoo Keeper and Yoshi are both excellent. I
> was just pointing out that I won't be getting a PSP until there's something
> worthwhile to buy. Everything is "meh" or "less than meh" at the moment on
> that front.


Zoo Keeper may be a good game, but it's definitely not worth $30 -
especially since it's just a remake of Bejeweled which you can play for
free on a PC.
SDP81

2005-04-27, 12:34 am


"Krusty" <rspwkrusty@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:d4ma1u$fej5$1@news3.infoave.net...
quote:

> "SDP81" <@wowway.com> wrote
>
> In my opinion, it's just counter intuitive. A "gun" is a single device. I
> feel much more like I'm carrying a weapon when operating a joystick. I
> feel like the "experience" is much more engrossing than sitting in front
> of the same machine I program on for 8-10 hours a day. A keyboard is for
> typing, I spend all day typing on one, why the XXXX would I want to go
> home and PLAY with one? It wasn't designed for game playing, and it's
> always felt like something that's been adopted really because nobody ever
> came up with a great universal input device for gamers.
>
> PC games might've been superior to consoles...say...in the 70s and 80s,
> but by the time consoles like the Dreamcast hit the market, it was all
> over for computers. You couldn't justify spending all that money on what
> basically amounts to a moving target. How many people buy PS2 games and
> get home, only to discover that they need additional equipment to get it
> to work? I'm guessing...oh...zero? What about for PC games? How many rubes
> plonk down $50 for Doom 3 only to get home and realize that it's just
> XXXXing *crawling* on their computer? It's not about "I can't afford it"
> and more about, "what a XXXXing ripoff this is, why even bother if you've
> just got to keep pumping money into a bottomless pit of gaming?" How much
> money do you think PC gamers plonk down every year to keep their systems
> up to snuff? How much money do console gamers spend once they get the Xbox
> home?
>


Well in the last 5 years Ive maybe spent 1700 dollars on my PC which
includes the cost of the PC itself, Considering what I can do with my PC
that I cant do with my console it was well worth it and I can play many
games w/o any problem or "crawling".
quote:

>
> Not at all. I could easily waste money on buying soon-to-be-obsolete
> computer equipment. I just think it's a foolish endeavor. In fact, people
> here already think I blow *wads* of money on gadgets, devices, iPods,
> Bicycles, surfboards. The money isn't a problem as I probably piss away
> more money than gamers spend in a year on uesless shit like comic books
> and mountain bike parts. I've always just sort of felt sorry for gamers
> that get caught up in such an obvious scam.
>
>
> I'm not saying that at all. The point I was making, was that the PC is a
> "moving target" which makes it easier for people to jury rig their systems
> or games to gain an advantage. A perfect example is the one I pointed out
> about BF:Vietnam. How many people were cheating by just dialing down their
> graphics cards to "remove" underbrush enabling them to camp and snipe
> easier? Do you think that's fair? Do you think it's fair that people can
> manipulate their systems and do "better" at a game than you? At that
> point, it's not about skill. They didn't beat you because they were better
> than you, they beat you because they manipulated the game. How could that
> possibly be a satisfying gaming experience? I just don't see it.
>


Oh wow one example show me more, also everyone can do it so it isnt really
unfair if you can do the same thing.
quote:

> Like I said, I figured this would piss off the hyper defensive PC gamers,
> but so far not a SINGLE person who's replied to this thread has put forth
> any logical argument why it's a better experience using a keyboard, and
> instead has cried and called me names...which again, I guess I sort of
> expected no better. It only confirms my thinking that PC gamers are a
> bunch of hyper defensive whiners who don't really care so much about the
> game as much as they care about putting forth ridiculous hardware
> arguments that are completely moot in the console world. If I whip your
> XXX in Halo 2 or Battlefield Modern Combat, or Rainbow Six, it's because
> I'm *good*...and not for really any other reason...
>


You are the only one doing some hyper defensive whining here. teh Mouse
keyboard control scheme is better because it is much easier to use and much
much more precise than analog sticks on a console controler.
quote:

> I can live with that.
>


Then play that quake 2 game and let me know how it turns out, let us all
know, you yourself said any game any tiem and now you are backpedaling that
argument talking about how its too old.


the Bede

2005-04-27, 12:34 am


"Krusty" <Krusty@noreply.sc.rr.spamtrap.com> wrote in message
news:UGzbe.86534$JL2.3209429@twister.southeast.rr.com...
quote:

> Boody Bandit wrote:
embarrassing[vbcol=seagreen]
you[vbcol=seagreen]
and[vbcol=seagreen]
>
> Wow. I *totally* see the logic of your argument. You're right. Keyboards
> ARE better.
>
> You're *awesome* at this whole, "usenet" thing.
>
> Seriously, "Booty Bandit" (which I have to admire your courage, I only
> know a handful of gay posters who are "out")
>

hahahahahahahaha
it's always the Ghey FLames with you...................


Krusty

2005-04-27, 12:34 am

SDP81 wrote:
quote:

> teh Mouse
> keyboard control scheme is better because it is much easier to use


lmao. No.
Lord Hatred

2005-04-27, 12:34 am

In article <xQBbe.86557$JL2.3233238@twister.southeast.rr.com>,
Krusty <Krusty@noreply.sc.rr.spamtrap.com> wrote:
quote:

> SDP81 wrote:
>
> lmao. No.



Seriously, WTF? How the hell is it easier in any way? Keyboard and
mouse: need to stay on the same place. Controller: held in hands so you
can swing around as your emotions grip you. That isn't even getting into
the whole argument as to what they were designed to do. You know --
designed to type and point/click vs designed for XXXXing gameplay.

--
Stefan
http://www.livejournal.com/users/lord_hatred/
richardhutnik@hotmail.com

2005-04-27, 12:34 am

Fred, I think they are coming out with like a HoyleGames collection. I
believe the Ultimate Cardgame collection is going to have like 30 games
with it. I am awaiting that.

I wish someone would port Zillions to one of these consoles (PSP would
be good), so you could then play a LOT of different strategy games, and
get more all the time.

- Richard Hutnik

richardhutnik@hotmail.com

2005-04-27, 12:34 am

docdude, the thing is that the touch screen is NOT a mouse and
keyboard, and I found the total control package (including movement)
ackward. How exactly do you fire on the DS? Do you use a the styist?
For me, it doesn't work. Well, at least it doesn't work for Metroid.
I never found any configuration I was comfortable with. I found I
couldn't hold the DS for Metroid in a comfortable way.

- Richard Hutnik

FunkyM

2005-04-27, 12:34 am


I'm a djinn, wanna rub my lamp writed:

Short answer, yes with an "if", long answer, no with a "but".


peep peep!

richardhutnik@hotmail.com

2005-04-27, 12:34 am

deKay, Yoshi is the game I kept the system for, while Mario 64 is a
keeper (not a game to own the system for, however but worth owning on
the system). As for the other games, what does it for me (first and
foremost) are Lumines (best puzzle game since Tetris IMHO as far as an
experience goes) and Untold Legends (I am a fan of random dungeon
generation crawls. I have others worth the time also, but those are
the top 2 for me.

- RIchard Hutnik

Ted

2005-04-27, 12:34 am



Doug Jacobs wrote:
snip
quote:

> So, what is their strategy concerning the GBA2 which is rumored to be
> released this Christmas? Wasn't the DS supposed to be the successor to
> the GBA? Obviously not, it seems... So everyone who bought a DS is about
> to be screwed over by Nintendo?


Nintendo has been consistent in saying that the DS was never meant to be
the next Gameboy. They didn't have big ads to tell Joe Bestbuy that (and
Joe Bestbuy may very well be surprised and angry that the DS isn't the
next Gameboy), but before the DS was announced, Nintendo announced that
a forthcoming system would be a "third pillar" to their product lineup,
and that was always explicitly the DS once the DS was announced. See
http://www.n-philes.com/features.php?id=35
for a brief overview; search for Nintendo and "third pillar" for more info.
Lord Hatred

2005-04-27, 12:34 am

In article <N4Dbe.1138581$Xk.904775@pd7tw3no>,
Rockboy <rockboy@rockboy.net> wrote:
quote:

> Lord Hatred wrote:
>
> Let's discuss which one gives you precision control.
>
> Hint, it's not the Controller...



You can draw using a mouse as well. I prefer pencil.

--
Stefan
http://www.livejournal.com/users/lord_hatred/
Rockboy

2005-04-27, 12:34 am

Lord Hatred wrote:
quote:

> In article <xQBbe.86557$JL2.3233238@twister.southeast.rr.com>,
> Krusty <Krusty@noreply.sc.rr.spamtrap.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> Seriously, WTF? How the hell is it easier in any way? Keyboard and
> mouse: need to stay on the same place. Controller: held in hands so you
> can swing around as your emotions grip you. That isn't even getting into
> the whole argument as to what they were designed to do. You know --
> designed to type and point/click vs designed for XXXXing gameplay.


Let's discuss which one gives you precision control.

Hint, it's not the Controller...

--
Rockboy
Everybody's all right
Everything is automatic
docdude316

2005-04-27, 12:34 am

SDP81 wrote:
quote:

> "Otis Munkborter"
> <m2r3p4s5b6@feelinghothothotmail.dotthatsadotyoudirtylittlespambot.com>
> wrote in message news:1114534256.950.0@nnrp-t71-03.news.uk.clara.net...
>
>
> This is a reply to docdude316, I misssed his OP.
>
> A trackball would have been a far greater solution IMHO.


Have you seriously tried playing a FPS with a track ball? It is not a
fun experience, at least it wasn't for me. I'll always go toward the
mouse and keyboard if I have a chance, but if I don't a touch screen is
the next best thing. I was amazed at how well MPH:FH controlled, I've
never seen anything like it one a console or handheld.
[vbcol=seagreen]

OK I will, I actually kind of agree with you. They would've been much
better games with a mouse/keyboard control scheme, but judging them in
comparison with other console FPS's I'd have to say they are the cream
of the crop
Poot Rootbeer

2005-04-27, 12:34 am

Lord Hatred <lordhatred@spammelatergmail.com> wrote:
quote:

> Seriously, WTF? How the hell is it easier in any way? Keyboard and
> mouse: need to stay on the same place. Controller: held in hands
> so you can swing around as your emotions grip you. That isn't even
> getting into the whole argument as to what they were designed to
> do. You know -- designed to type and point/click vs designed for
> XXXXing gameplay.


Mouse: range of motion is several inches per axis
Analog stick: range of motion of a few millimeters
Digital pad: ha

Notebook computers usually use a touchpad when it's impractical have
a mouse; it makes sense for the DS to as well.

-Poot
docdude316

2005-04-27, 3:35 am

richardhutnik@hotmail.com wrote:
quote:

> docdude, the thing is that the touch screen is NOT a mouse and
> keyboard, and I found the total control package (including movement)
> ackward. How exactly do you fire on the DS? Do you use a the styist?
> For me, it doesn't work. Well, at least it doesn't work for Metroid.
> I never found any configuration I was comfortable with. I found I
> couldn't hold the DS for Metroid in a comfortable way.
>
> - Richard Hutnik
>

I use the L button for firing, the control pad to move forward and
strafe and the touch screen to look. I use my right hand to hold the
stylus, and I steady the DS with the palm of my right hand. If this
doesn't make since I can try to explain it a little better.

-Doc
docdude316

2005-04-27, 3:35 am

Krusty wrote:
quote:

> "docdude316" <docdude316NOSPAM@gmail.com> wrote
>
>
>
> The keyboard and mouse are *horrible* "experiences" on the PC gaming side
> though. The idea that you're using one hand to do one thing, and the other,
> sitting a distance away, doing something completely different is about as
> "real" an experience as typing is with a joystick. It's just stupid and gets
> in the way of playing. You have to master controls before the game becomes
> fun or playable, and that's just retarded.
>
> A joystick, particularly an analog joystick with left and right analogs are
> so much fun in a first person shooter *because* they're easy to pick up and
> play. Anyone can jump into a console FPS without much of a learning curve
> and without creating horribly convoluted custom keyboard layouts. I'm not
> arguing that one is better or worse technically, but as far as gameplay
> experience, I'll always choose the natural, organic feel of a couple of
> analog joysticks on a single controller interface over the detached feeling
> that a keyboard and mouse setup achieves. Not to mention, that the playing
> field is generally more "even" when everyone is using the same input device
> and has the same "advantage" and "disadvantage". I don't have to really
> worry too much about the people who go out of their way to set up their
> keyboards to help them cheat, a condition that's MUCH more prevalent on the
> PC gaming side. Consoles are an even playing field. I know I can whip your
> XXX because I'm better than you, not because I went out and bought a $200
> keyboard/mouse setup and spent weeks tweaking my keyboard layout so I could
> gain an advantage. What advantage does someone in combat have besides the
> weapon advantage? Reflexes, Aggression, etc...the same traits that make
> someone a better shooter on a console.
>
> People who use keyboards and mice swear by them, but I always thought it was
> WAY overthinking the interface and making it MUCH more complicated than it
> needed to be. I like that I can just pick up a joystick and go, and both my
> hands are in control of a single IO point. Much more fluid and natural. I'd
> gladly take on anyone in any FPS in a keyboard/mouse vs controller showdown,
> and I guarantee you won't finish as well as you think you would. You're just
> confident because you've mastered some horribly convoluted control system,
> and your confidence will be your downfall because while you were making sure
> all your keys did the right thing, I was simply playing and killing people.


In my opinion this argument doesn't hold much water because of the
simple fact that most games allow you to customize the control scheme of
your controller as well, and some scheme are better suited for play than
others. The fact that you can customize which button does what on the
keyboard in no way changes the fairness of a game. It allows you to be
more comfortable with you control scheme but that's about it. Also as
several people have pointed out once you pass the point at which a game
is playable better hardware does not give you a distinct advantage, sure
my friend may play a version of Call of Duty that looks better because
of his $500 graphics card, but I can still own him with my old GeForce 4 MX.

The reason the keyboard/mouse setup is better is because it offer more
precision in the control scheme. you can use a mouse to alter your aim
by a few pixels, I'd like to see you try that with a dual analog
controller. You won't be able to.

What would you say if a standardized keyboard/mouse setup was released
for use with Xbox FPS's? Would you complain that the games somehow
became less fair? I would bet that if you played a game of
"Counterstrike" (available for both PC and Xb