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| kt666 2005-04-24, 12:32 am |
| Introducing Nigger-XXXX 1865
(available for Playstation 2, PSP, GameCube,
X-Box, and PC)
Finally, a game that mixes real history along with adventure.
In
this game, you star as Tyrone--- a tall nigger with a big, poofy afro,
ebonic-speaking, cotton-picking slave. It all begins when Tyrone is sold to
a
new slave owner who beats him with a whip everyday. Moreover, the slave
owner
is an ancestor of the great Yakanoh. Everyday, Tyrone works on Yakanoh's
(also
the name of Yakanoh's great great great grandfather.) plantation. Here's
how
the story starts out:
Yakanoh: Tyrone, quit eating my goddamn watermelons and get to work you
good
fer nuthin nigger!
Tyrone: Yes masta, yes masta.
Yakanoh: Goddammit Tyrone, do I have to hang your XXX from that oak tree
again?
Tyrone: Yes masta, yes masta.
Yakanoh: What nigger?
Tyrone: I mean no masta, no masta.
Yakanoh: That's what I thought you XXXXin nigger..... now get back to
work!!!
I want 50 million bails of cotton by 7:00 or I'm gonna lynch your sorry XXX.
<gives Tyrone a few lashes with the whip>
Being fed up with being beaten and whipped, Tyrone runs away. Armed with
only a plow tool taken from the old plantation, he sets out on a big
adventure
to escape the threat of slavery. He must make a trek all the way to Canada.
On the way through the woods, he must battle hicks and wild animals while
avoiding the wrath of the bad-XXX Yakanoh. Using ebonics to communicate
with
his fellow "bruthas" he learns valuable information as to what state he is
in.
However, he must also watch out for tree branches, since his afro tends to
get
stuck in them.
There are many unique items and bonuses in this game. To replenish his
health, Tyrone must steal watermelons from various farmers or go to KFC
(Kentucky Fried Chicken) to stock up on supplies. Weapons include Tyrone's
fists, his plow tools, guns, or his big fat lips and gapping teeth. He must
also learn to cover his feet at night, because they have a tendency to glow
in
the dark and give away his location.
In addition to all the powerups, Tyrone to score with women. He can
XXXX
this black slave called Tameeka (or some other similar nigger-name). Then
he
has to make way for the Underground Railroad led by Abigal Williams. But in
his path, is this Big-XXXXing KKK member with a burning cross as the weapon.
This is one of the bosses. Tyrone must use guile and cunning that his
monkey
instincts have to overcome this incredicle boss.
This game is bound to be the next best selling game since Grand
Theft Auto: San Adreas.
Stay tuned for this new adventure game!
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| Tom McCafferty 2005-04-24, 3:32 am |
| I am proud of Canada for that.
One hundred years later, Vietnam. (1965) Draft dodgers go to Canada too.
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| Irrat8ed 2005-04-24, 6:33 am |
| That's a catchy title.
"kt666" <notnow@notnever.net> wrote in message
news:1114301311.0b4fe609185ba81db3fad39f366eed27@teranews...
quote:
> Introducing Nigger-XXXX 1865
>
> (available for Playstation 2, PSP, GameCube,
> X-Box, and PC)
>
>
> Finally, a game that mixes real history along with adventure.
> In
> this game, you star as Tyrone--- a tall nigger with a big, poofy afro,
> ebonic-speaking, cotton-picking slave. It all begins when Tyrone is sold
> to
> a
> new slave owner who beats him with a whip everyday. Moreover, the slave
> owner
> is an ancestor of the great Yakanoh. Everyday, Tyrone works on Yakanoh's
> (also
> the name of Yakanoh's great great great grandfather.) plantation. Here's
> how
> the story starts out:
>
>
> Yakanoh: Tyrone, quit eating my goddamn watermelons and get to work you
> good
> fer nuthin nigger!
> Tyrone: Yes masta, yes masta.
> Yakanoh: Goddammit Tyrone, do I have to hang your XXX from that oak tree
> again?
> Tyrone: Yes masta, yes masta.
> Yakanoh: What nigger?
> Tyrone: I mean no masta, no masta.
> Yakanoh: That's what I thought you XXXXin nigger..... now get back to
> work!!!
> I want 50 million bails of cotton by 7:00 or I'm gonna lynch your sorry
> XXX.
>
>
> <gives Tyrone a few lashes with the whip>
>
>
> Being fed up with being beaten and whipped, Tyrone runs away. Armed with
> only a plow tool taken from the old plantation, he sets out on a big
> adventure
> to escape the threat of slavery. He must make a trek all the way to
> Canada.
> On the way through the woods, he must battle hicks and wild animals while
> avoiding the wrath of the bad-XXX Yakanoh. Using ebonics to communicate
> with
> his fellow "bruthas" he learns valuable information as to what state he is
> in.
> However, he must also watch out for tree branches, since his afro tends to
> get
> stuck in them.
> There are many unique items and bonuses in this game. To replenish his
> health, Tyrone must steal watermelons from various farmers or go to KFC
> (Kentucky Fried Chicken) to stock up on supplies. Weapons include
> Tyrone's
> fists, his plow tools, guns, or his big fat lips and gapping teeth. He
> must
> also learn to cover his feet at night, because they have a tendency to
> glow
> in
> the dark and give away his location.
> In addition to all the powerups, Tyrone to score with women. He can
> XXXX
> this black slave called Tameeka (or some other similar nigger-name). Then
> he
> has to make way for the Underground Railroad led by Abigal Williams. But
> in
> his path, is this Big-XXXXing KKK member with a burning cross as the
> weapon.
> This is one of the bosses. Tyrone must use guile and cunning that his
> monkey
> instincts have to overcome this incredicle boss.
> This game is bound to be the next best selling game since Grand
> Theft Auto: San Adreas.
> Stay tuned for this new adventure game!
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
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| Does Tyrone ever *do* the white chick Abigail??? You got my curiousity
joggin!!
"Irrat8ed" <nomail@nomail.com> wrote in message
news:PYIae.2177$fw2.1728@newssvr33.news.prodigy.com...
quote:
> That's a catchy title.
>
>
> "kt666" <notnow@notnever.net> wrote in message
> news:1114301311.0b4fe609185ba81db3fad39f366eed27@teranews...
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| Return of The Mack 2005-04-26, 8:33 pm |
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"kt666" <notnow@notnever.net> wrote in message
news:1114301311.0b4fe609185ba81db3fad39f366eed27@teranews...
quote:
> Introducing Nigger-XXXX 1865
>
> (available for Playstation 2, PSP, GameCube,
> X-Box, and PC)
>
>
> Finally, a game that mixes real history along with adventure.
> In
> this game, you star as Tyrone--- a tall nigger with a big, poofy afro,
> ebonic-speaking, cotton-picking slave. It all begins when Tyrone is sold
to
quote:
> a
> new slave owner who beats him with a whip everyday. Moreover, the slave
> owner
> is an ancestor of the great Yakanoh. Everyday, Tyrone works on Yakanoh's
> (also
> the name of Yakanoh's great great great grandfather.) plantation. Here's
> how
> the story starts out:
>
>
> Yakanoh: Tyrone, quit eating my goddamn watermelons and get to work you
> good
> fer nuthin nigger!
> Tyrone: Yes masta, yes masta.
> Yakanoh: Goddammit Tyrone, do I have to hang your XXX from that oak tree
> again?
> Tyrone: Yes masta, yes masta.
> Yakanoh: What nigger?
> Tyrone: I mean no masta, no masta.
> Yakanoh: That's what I thought you XXXXin nigger..... now get back to
> work!!!
> I want 50 million bails of cotton by 7:00 or I'm gonna lynch your sorry
XXX.
quote:
>
>
> <gives Tyrone a few lashes with the whip>
>
>
> Being fed up with being beaten and whipped, Tyrone runs away. Armed
with
quote:
> only a plow tool taken from the old plantation, he sets out on a big
> adventure
> to escape the threat of slavery. He must make a trek all the way to
Canada.
quote:
> On the way through the woods, he must battle hicks and wild animals while
> avoiding the wrath of the bad-XXX Yakanoh. Using ebonics to communicate
> with
> his fellow "bruthas" he learns valuable information as to what state he is
> in.
> However, he must also watch out for tree branches, since his afro tends to
> get
> stuck in them.
> There are many unique items and bonuses in this game. To replenish
his
quote:
> health, Tyrone must steal watermelons from various farmers or go to KFC
> (Kentucky Fried Chicken) to stock up on supplies. Weapons include
Tyrone's
quote:
> fists, his plow tools, guns, or his big fat lips and gapping teeth. He
must
quote:
> also learn to cover his feet at night, because they have a tendency to
glow
quote:
> in
> the dark and give away his location.
> In addition to all the powerups, Tyrone to score with women. He can
> XXXX
> this black slave called Tameeka (or some other similar nigger-name). Then
> he
> has to make way for the Underground Railroad led by Abigal Williams. But
in
quote:
> his path, is this Big-XXXXing KKK member with a burning cross as the
weapon.
quote:
> This is one of the bosses. Tyrone must use guile and cunning that his
> monkey
> instincts have to overcome this incredicle boss.
> This game is bound to be the next best selling game since Grand
> Theft Auto: San Adreas.
> Stay tuned for this new adventure game!
>
So, should I send the royalty check to Yak immediately, or just be content
he's making the big bucks after being credited
in that dragonlance book? Either way, LET THE SMELL OF DEAD COCK BE YOUR
GUIDE.
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| Irrat8ed 2005-04-27, 12:34 am |
| That's a catchy title.
"kt666" <notnow@notnever.net> wrote in message
news:1114301311.0b4fe609185ba81db3fad39f366eed27@teranews...
quote:
> Introducing Nigger-XXXX 1865
>
> (available for Playstation 2, PSP, GameCube,
> X-Box, and PC)
>
>
> Finally, a game that mixes real history along with adventure.
> In
> this game, you star as Tyrone--- a tall nigger with a big, poofy afro,
> ebonic-speaking, cotton-picking slave. It all begins when Tyrone is sold
> to
> a
> new slave owner who beats him with a whip everyday. Moreover, the slave
> owner
> is an ancestor of the great Yakanoh. Everyday, Tyrone works on Yakanoh's
> (also
> the name of Yakanoh's great great great grandfather.) plantation. Here's
> how
> the story starts out:
>
>
> Yakanoh: Tyrone, quit eating my goddamn watermelons and get to work you
> good
> fer nuthin nigger!
> Tyrone: Yes masta, yes masta.
> Yakanoh: Goddammit Tyrone, do I have to hang your XXX from that oak tree
> again?
> Tyrone: Yes masta, yes masta.
> Yakanoh: What nigger?
> Tyrone: I mean no masta, no masta.
> Yakanoh: That's what I thought you XXXXin nigger..... now get back to
> work!!!
> I want 50 million bails of cotton by 7:00 or I'm gonna lynch your sorry
> XXX.
>
>
> <gives Tyrone a few lashes with the whip>
>
>
> Being fed up with being beaten and whipped, Tyrone runs away. Armed with
> only a plow tool taken from the old plantation, he sets out on a big
> adventure
> to escape the threat of slavery. He must make a trek all the way to
> Canada.
> On the way through the woods, he must battle hicks and wild animals while
> avoiding the wrath of the bad-XXX Yakanoh. Using ebonics to communicate
> with
> his fellow "bruthas" he learns valuable information as to what state he is
> in.
> However, he must also watch out for tree branches, since his afro tends to
> get
> stuck in them.
> There are many unique items and bonuses in this game. To replenish his
> health, Tyrone must steal watermelons from various farmers or go to KFC
> (Kentucky Fried Chicken) to stock up on supplies. Weapons include
> Tyrone's
> fists, his plow tools, guns, or his big fat lips and gapping teeth. He
> must
> also learn to cover his feet at night, because they have a tendency to
> glow
> in
> the dark and give away his location.
> In addition to all the powerups, Tyrone to score with women. He can
> XXXX
> this black slave called Tameeka (or some other similar nigger-name). Then
> he
> has to make way for the Underground Railroad led by Abigal Williams. But
> in
> his path, is this Big-XXXXing KKK member with a burning cross as the
> weapon.
> This is one of the bosses. Tyrone must use guile and cunning that his
> monkey
> instincts have to overcome this incredicle boss.
> This game is bound to be the next best selling game since Grand
> Theft Auto: San Adreas.
> Stay tuned for this new adventure game!
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
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