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| Sam Sloan 2005-06-19, 8:36 pm |
| Brock and Pokemon
Chess expert Bill Brock has posted 80 nasty messages about Pokemon in
the past few weeks, using his recent address of
politikalhack@gmail.com
I was wondering about this Pokemon obsession, when I suddenly I
realized that Brock is a Pokemon character too.
The Pokemon character Brock is obsessed with females. On almost every
show, a sexy new female character appears. Always, she is wearing
revealing clothing and an incredibly short skirt. The first thing
Brock does is he tries to have intercourse with her, but of course he
never gets her as far as we know.
Many Pokemon plots are based on this theme. For example, it might be
that she is a decoy set by Jesse and James to lure Brock into a trap.
Brock gets caught and in the trap then it is up to Ash and Misty to
rescue Brock from the girl who has trapped him. However, Brock never
tries to sleep with Misty. Many fan sites speculate as to the reason
for this. Some suggest that it is because Misty is a Tomboy. Others
say that Brock thinks of Misty as a sister.
Here is one example:
http://www.pokemonvillage.com/video/characters.asp
The question is: Why does the chess player Brock take such an interest
in this? He constantly insists that people take a look at Pokemon
sites. He states that in recent days he has contacted the Legal
Department of Nintendo USA complaining that Pokemon fan sites should
be taken down. Larry Parr reports that last week Brock even contacted
Parr's employer in Malaysia to try to get Parr into some sort of
trouble.
Brock obviously knows but chooses to ignore the fact that sex with
cartoon characters may be weird and perhaps unusual and difficult but
it is not illegal. If Pikachu is deemed to be an animal it might
violate the laws against bestiality but Pikachu is not real either.
So, what is Brock complaining about? Obviously, Brock is a sick,
disturbed man, but why is Brock trying to infect us with whatever
sickness he has?
Sam Sloan
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| Sam Sloan 2005-06-20, 12:34 am |
| On 19 Jun 2005 18:18:46 -0700, "Tyrone Slothrop"
<lttyroneslothrop@hotmail.com> wrote:
quote:
>Now this is more the sort of frothing lather I expect of a grudge
>match! It seems as if you are starting to despise Bill Brock. Well,
>pick the weekend: June 25/26 or July 2/3 and let the grudge match get
>under way!
>
>SAM! Which weekend do you pick?
What I need is a cheerleading squad. I need a team that will wave
naked pictures of Pikachu, Misty, Ash and Brock at Brock while the
games are going on. Brock will get so sexually aroused looking at
these naked pictures of Pikachu, Misty, Ash and Brock that he will
ejaculate and get dizzy and lose his concentration. Brock will then
blunder and I will win the one thousand dolars.
Sam Sloan
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