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Author Brock and Polemon
Inconnux

2005-06-19, 8:36 pm

On Sun, 19 Jun 2005 10:13:37 -0700, Sam Sloan wrote:
quote:

> Brock and Polemon
>
> Chess expert Bill Brock has posted 80 nasty messages about Pokemon in
> the past few weeks, using his recent address of politikalhack@gmail.com
>
> I was wondering about this Pokemon obsession, when I suddenly I realized
> that Brock is a Pokemon character too.
>
> The Pokemon character Brock is obsessed with females. On almost every
> show, a sexy new female character appears. Always, she is wearing
> revealing clothing and an incredibly short skirt. The first thing Brock
> does is he tries to have intercourse with her, but of course he never
> gets her as far as we know.
>
> Many Pokemon plots are based on this theme. For example, it might be
> that she is a decoy set by Jesse and James to lure Brock into a trap.
> Brock gets caught and in the trap then it is up to Ash and Misty to
> rescue Brock from the girl who has trapped him. However, Brock never
> tries to sleep with Misty. Many fan sites speculate as to the reason for
> this. Some suggest that it is because Misty is a Tomboy. Others say that
> Brock thinks of Misty as a sister.
>
> Here is one example:
>
> http://www.pokemonvillage.com/video/characters.asp
>
> The question is: Why does the chess player Brock take such an interest
> in this? He constantly insists that people take a look at Pokemon sites.
> He states that in recent days he has contacted the Legal Department of
> Nintendo USA complaining that Pokemon fan sites should be taken down.
> Larry Parr reports that last week Brock even contacted Parr's employer
> in Malaysia to try to get Parr into some sort of trouble.
>
> Brock obviously knows but chooses to ignore the fact that sex with
> cartoon characters may be weird and perhaps unusual and difficult but it
> is not illegal. If Pikachu is deemed to be an animal it might violate
> the laws against bestiality but Pikachu is not real either.
>
> So, what is Brock complaining about? Obviously, Brock is a sick,
> disturbed man, but why is Brock trying to infect us with whatever
> sickness he has?
>
> Sam Sloan


lol
this is one of the most hillarious (unintentionaly?) stretches of 'logic' that I have
ever seen...

too funny
j.lohner
Sam Sloan

2005-06-19, 8:36 pm

Brock and Polemon

Chess expert Bill Brock has posted 80 nasty messages about Pokemon in
the past few weeks, using his recent address of
politikalhack@gmail.com

I was wondering about this Pokemon obsession, when I suddenly I
realized that Brock is a Pokemon character too.

The Pokemon character Brock is obsessed with females. On almost every
show, a sexy new female character appears. Always, she is wearing
revealing clothing and an incredibly short skirt. The first thing
Brock does is he tries to have intercourse with her, but of course he
never gets her as far as we know.

Many Pokemon plots are based on this theme. For example, it might be
that she is a decoy set by Jesse and James to lure Brock into a trap.
Brock gets caught and in the trap then it is up to Ash and Misty to
rescue Brock from the girl who has trapped him. However, Brock never
tries to sleep with Misty. Many fan sites speculate as to the reason
for this. Some suggest that it is because Misty is a Tomboy. Others
say that Brock thinks of Misty as a sister.

Here is one example:

http://www.pokemonvillage.com/video/characters.asp

The question is: Why does the chess player Brock take such an interest
in this? He constantly insists that people take a look at Pokemon
sites. He states that in recent days he has contacted the Legal
Department of Nintendo USA complaining that Pokemon fan sites should
be taken down. Larry Parr reports that last week Brock even contacted
Parr's employer in Malaysia to try to get Parr into some sort of
trouble.

Brock obviously knows but chooses to ignore the fact that sex with
cartoon characters may be weird and perhaps unusual and difficult but
it is not illegal. If Pikachu is deemed to be an animal it might
violate the laws against bestiality but Pikachu is not real either.

So, what is Brock complaining about? Obviously, Brock is a sick,
disturbed man, but why is Brock trying to infect us with whatever
sickness he has?

Sam Sloan
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