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Sam The Man, Essence of True Chess
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| <politikalhack> So you'll be writing the check to Sam, then? God bless you.
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You are just bitter because Sam is the true father of your children, and
stole away your Mail-Order Bride.
I admire Sam. He is a sleazy little rascal with numerous kids from various
wives and a sense of irresponsible adventure. His life would probably become
a TV Movie on Showtime or Spice TV. When the going gets rough, does Sam
retreat? No, he goes to Asia and hunts down some hapless family and buys
their prettiest daughter. Sure, those relationships are doomed to failure,
but for at least a few years Sam is back in the saddle and for somebody who
must be around 60 years old, that is pretty good.
So, you can slander and libel the guy all you want, but the last laugh is on
you. He is still getting young poontang, and he probably is the father of
all of your kids.
Sam Sloan, A Chess Master in the tradition of thousands of other sleazy
reprobates who have darkened the halls of the USCF with their garlic aroma.
You should all vote for Sam. He is truly the essences of Chess. The only
reason that you hate him is because he reminds you folks of what you really
are. Sam lives the life you wish you could live.
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| politikalhack@gmail.com 2005-06-11, 8:32 pm |
| Fascinating: please continue.
"Sam Sloan, A Chess Master [...]" What's his ELO?
Larry Parr is willing to forgive you.
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| Copacabana 2005-06-11, 8:32 pm |
| <politikalhack> "Sam Sloan, A Chess Master [...]" What's his ELO?
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Electric Light Orchestra? I liked them back in the late 1970s, early 1980s.
It is amazing to see that you Chess guys rate each other based on ELO.
I bet the band never knew this, or they might not have broken up. I used to
have most of their LPs, so I should have a pretty high ELO rating myself. I
saw Xanadu back around 1980, and that should be worth about 200 points just
considering how bad the movie was.
I guess Checkers Federation rates each other based on Metallica? What's your
MET?
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| Mark Houlsby 2005-06-11, 8:32 pm |
| Ok, nice trollpost.
Not a lol, but definitely a l.
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