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Sam Sloan

2005-06-03, 8:32 pm

New Rumor about Beatriz Marinello

I heard this rumor about a week ago. I did not report it then because
I am unclear as to the source. I am told that the source is top-notch
and comes from Crossville, not from New Windsor.

Anyway, the rumor is that the reason Beatriz Marinello had a high
school physics teacher hired as the new executive director rather than
the better qualified former military officer who also applied is that
Beatriz herself plans to become Executive Director in August.

According to this source, Beatriz believes that if the candidates she
is backing are elected, namely Bauer, Shaughnessy, Shutt and John,
then they will agree for her to take over the job title of Executive
Director and, as this will happen in August, the high school teacher
will be sent back to teach high school with no hard feelings.

Sam Sloan

longlivedemocracy

2005-06-03, 8:32 pm

Who cares what Beatriz Marinello's sexual orientation is? It should be
none of your business who she sleeps with. Body odor and hygiene is a
different story.

Fred Reynolds

2005-06-03, 8:32 pm

"Jürgen R." <> I think it's time for you to start digging up dirt about the
Fuller
quote:

> Brush man who became a schoolteacher. >


You dumb Danes still have the Fuller Brush Man selling door-to-door and
taking care of business for the uber-heifers?

BTW, Sam did mention that Beatriz is a lesbian and that she often does not
wash and reeks of anchovie-odor. Those apparently are true.


Jürgen R.

2005-06-03, 8:32 pm

On Fri, 03 Jun 2005 15:48:42 GMT, sloan@ishipress.com (Sam Sloan)
wrote:
quote:

>On 3 Jun 2005 07:25:17 -0700, Randy Bauer <Randy_member@newsguy.com>
>wrote:
>
>
>I admit that the rumor seems flawed. I am not confident about it at
>all. Also, has Beatriz even spent time in the Crossville office,
>because I was told that the source is an employees or employees in
>Crossville.
>
>This is why I did not report it earlier. Still, it does seem to be in
>the character of Beatriz and therefore I feel that it cannot be
>discounted completely.
>
>Sam Sloan


You have spread quite a number of rumors concerning Beatriz Marinello
and every one of them has been false.

I think it's time for you to start digging up dirt about the Fuller
Brush man who became a schoolteacher. Go and check if he really
graduated from MIT. Think how much fun it would be if his diploma is a
fake!



Sam Sloan

2005-06-03, 8:32 pm

On 3 Jun 2005 07:25:17 -0700, Randy Bauer <Randy_member@newsguy.com>
wrote:
quote:

>In article <42a05f69.9785703@ca.news.verio.net>, Sam Sloan says...
>
>It doesn't make sense.
>
>First, the new Executive Director has a two year contract -- and
>actually wanted 4 years. That doesn't sound like somebody who
>wishes to return to teaching "with no hard feelings." Second,
>Beatriz has told the Board that she intends to finish her term as
>President. I believe her. Third, I, for one, intend to support an
>ADM that requires a one-year waiting period between Board service
>and any paid position with the USCF. If it passes (and I believe it
>will), the issue will be moot.
>
>Randy Bauer


I admit that the rumor seems flawed. I am not confident about it at
all. Also, has Beatriz even spent time in the Crossville office,
because I was told that the source is an employees or employees in
Crossville.

This is why I did not report it earlier. Still, it does seem to be in
the character of Beatriz and therefore I feel that it cannot be
discounted completely.

Sam Sloan
StanB

2005-06-04, 12:31 am


"Sam Sloan" <sloan@ishipress.com> wrote in message
news:42a05f69.9785703@ca.news.verio.net...
quote:

> New Rumor about Sam Sloan.
>
> I heard this rumor about a week ago. I did not report it then because
> I am unclear as to the source. I am told that the source is top-notch
> and comes from Salisbury Mills, not from New Windsor.
>
> Anyway, the rumor is that the reason Sam Sloan had a high
> school physics teacher become his latest wife rather than
> the better qualified former military officer who also applied is that
> Sam himself plans to become pregnant in August.
>
> According to this source, Sam believes that if the candidates he
> is backing are elected, namely Goichberg, Channing, Tanner and Shahade,
> then they will agree for him to take over the job title of Scholastics
> Director and, as this will happen in August, the high school teacher
> will be sent back to teach high school with no hard feelings.

quote:

> Sam Sloan


But will she have to pay child support?




Sam Sloan

2005-06-05, 8:33 pm

On 3 Jun 2005 14:03:01 -0700, beatchess@aol.com wrote:
quote:

>If Goichberg gets elected and they manage to get a board majority, be
>sure the Bill Goichberg will become the next USCF President.
>
>Bill Goichberg as USCF President will be the same than experiencing an
>earthquake in NYC. A very scary thought.
>
>Beatriz Marinello


In fact, if I am elected I intend to vote for Bill Goichberg for
president, even though this year, as in every other year, he opposes
my election.

Had it not been for the strong opposition of Bill Goichberg, it is
obvious that I would have been elected several times in the past.

Nevertheless, Bill Goichberg deserves the job. Bill has been directly
informed with the USCF for 41 years since 1964. Bill set up the USCF
rating system, which should really be called the Elo-Goichberg System
rather than the Elo System. More than anybody else, Bill Goichberg
made the USCF the organization it is today and nobody has a stronger
interest in the ultimate success of the organization than does Bill
Goichberg, unlike Beatriz Marinello and others who are pushing for the
demise of the USCF so that they can start their own organization.

Finally, it was Bill Goichberg who actually saved the USCF recently,
not Beatriz Marinello.

Sam Sloan
StanB

2005-06-05, 8:33 pm


"Sam Sloan" <sloan@ishipress.com> wrote in message
news:42a31f86.98864828@ca.news.verio.net...
quote:

> More than anybody else, Bill Goichberg
> made the USCF the organization it is today and nobody has a stronger
> interest in the ultimate success of the organization than does Bill
> Goichberg,


No argument there. We're still trying to dig out from the mess Don and he
made of the organization.


Mark Houlsby

2005-06-06, 8:33 pm

The idiot Sloan wrote:
quote:

>Had it not been for the strong opposition of Bill Goichberg, it is

obvious that I would have been elected several times in the past.

ROTFLMAO!!

Taylor Kingston

2005-06-06, 8:33 pm



Sam Sloan wrote:
quote:

> Had it not been for the strong opposition of Bill Goichberg, it is
> obvious that I would have been elected several times in the past.


From tonight's David Letterman show, our Top 10 people with election
chances better than Sam Sloan's:

10. Harold Stassen for US President
9. Ralph Nader for Chairman of General Motors
8. Ozzie Osbourne for head of the WCTU
7. David Duke for President of the NAACP
6. Al Sharpton for KKK Imperial Wizard
5. Rev. Ian Paisley for Pope
4. Paris Hilton for President of Yale
3. Louis Farrakhan for Prime Minister of Israel
2. Osama bin Laden for Prime Minister of Israel
1. Osama bin Laden for Miss America

StanB

2005-06-06, 8:33 pm

You forgot Pat Paulsen.

"Taylor Kingston" <tkingston@chittenden.com> wrote in message
news:1118093219.816425.139200@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
quote:

>
>
> Sam Sloan wrote:
>
>
> From tonight's David Letterman show, our Top 10 people with election
> chances better than Sam Sloan's:
>
> 10. Harold Stassen for US President
> 9. Ralph Nader for Chairman of General Motors
> 8. Ozzie Osbourne for head of the WCTU
> 7. David Duke for President of the NAACP
> 6. Al Sharpton for KKK Imperial Wizard
> 5. Rev. Ian Paisley for Pope
> 4. Paris Hilton for President of Yale
> 3. Louis Farrakhan for Prime Minister of Israel
> 2. Osama bin Laden for Prime Minister of Israel
> 1. Osama bin Laden for Miss America
>



Tommy Turner

2005-06-07, 8:33 pm

"Taylor Kingston" <> On their otherwise forgettable album "Not Insane" was
the memorable slogan "One Organism, One Vote!". Probably not a viable option
for USCF.
quote:

>


I imagine the only reason they would let you vote is because you count as an
organism.


Larry Tapper

2005-06-07, 8:33 pm

Stan B> You forgot Pat Paulsen.

Yes, his campaign slogan was "Vote for Pat Paulsen --- he's not
insane". These days, I'd say that counts as a good platform.

Taylor Kingston

2005-06-07, 8:33 pm



Larry Tapper wrote:
quote:

> Stan B> You forgot Pat Paulsen.
>
> Yes, his campaign slogan was "Vote for Pat Paulsen --- he's not
> insane". These days, I'd say that counts as a good platform.


Hmmm -- the Firesign Theater used the "not insane" slogan too. Did
they get it from Paulsen, or vice versa, or both just independently, I
wonder?
On their otherwise forgettable album "Not Insane" was the memorable
slogan "One Organism, One Vote!". Probably not a viable option for USCF.

StanB

2005-06-08, 12:31 am


"Taylor Kingston" <tkingston@chittenden.com> wrote in message
news:1118162988.410000.262460@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
quote:

>
>
> Larry Tapper wrote:
>
> Hmmm -- the Firesign Theater used the "not insane" slogan too. Did
> they get it from Paulsen, or vice versa, or both just independently, I
> wonder?


Did Nick Danger ever locate NANCY? I wonder.



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