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RSHaas@aol.com

2005-09-01, 6:33 am

I just read on AOL of a survey by Pew Research Institute that
determined 42% of Americans believe all species today are in the same
form as they were when God created them about 10,000 years ago,
essentially the Creationist line of thought.
I'd bet about 75% to 80% of Creationists own dogs that are of a breed
that didn't exist even 100 years ago.

Old Haasie

mike.goodall@comcast.net

2005-09-01, 8:33 pm

According to a calandar produced by the Eastern Orthodox Church in
Eugene, Oregon, the world is 7513 years old, not 10,000.
Mike

Angelo DePalma

2005-09-01, 8:33 pm

I'd bet that most creationists' dogs are smarter than they are.


<RSHaas@aol.com> wrote in message
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quote:

> I just read on AOL of a survey by Pew Research Institute that
> determined 42% of Americans believe all species today are in the same
> form as they were when God created them about 10,000 years ago,
> essentially the Creationist line of thought.
> I'd bet about 75% to 80% of Creationists own dogs that are of a breed
> that didn't exist even 100 years ago.
>
> Old Haasie
>



Mike Murray

2005-09-01, 8:33 pm

On Thu, 1 Sep 2005 13:41:34 -0400, "Angelo DePalma"
<angelodpnospam@nospam.gmail.com> wrote:
quote:

>I'd bet that most creationists' dogs are smarter than they are.


I once worked with two guys, one a Mormon, the other an Orthodox Jew.
The Mormon had been doing some genealogical research and talked about
it incessantly. He approached the Jewish guy:

Mormon: I hear you people keep pretty good records on your family
history.

Jew (reluctant to get into this conversation): Uhhhh....., yeah, I
guess so.

Mormon: Well, I can trace *my* ancestry clear back to Adam.

Jew: Would that be on your Mother's or your Father's side ?

Kiddon

2005-09-01, 8:33 pm

That doesn't accurately reflect the belief of most Creationists. I
still have a copy of a paper I wrote in 9th grade in the late 70's,
attempting to harmonize Creationism and Evolution. As I recall, my
basic premise was that if God was indeed omnipotent, without
limitation, than he could create any way He wanted, including through
Evolution. Sounds more or less like Intelligent Design to me.

kiddon

p.s. I was in a Catholic school, and thus allowed to write about God.
Imagine if I had written that paper in a public school. I would have
likely been severely disciplined for daring to use the "G" word.

kd

Matt Nemmers

2005-09-01, 8:33 pm

<RSHaas@aol.com> wrote in message
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quote:

> I just read on AOL of a survey by Pew Research Institute that
> determined 42% of Americans believe all species today are in the same
> form as they were when God created them about 10,000 years ago,
> essentially the Creationist line of thought.
> I'd bet about 75% to 80% of Creationists own dogs that are of a breed
> that didn't exist even 100 years ago.
>
> Old Haasie


I like to have my evolutionist friends over to my house, cook them a really
nice gourmet dinner, and after they're finished eating ask them if they
believe there was a chef.


Mike Murray

2005-09-01, 8:33 pm

On 1 Sep 2005 11:13:03 -0700, "Kiddon" <tampachessdon@aol.com> wrote:
quote:

>That doesn't accurately reflect the belief of most Creationists. I
>still have a copy of a paper I wrote in 9th grade in the late 70's,
>attempting to harmonize Creationism and Evolution. As I recall, my
>basic premise was that if God was indeed omnipotent, without
>limitation, than he could create any way He wanted, including through
>Evolution. Sounds more or less like Intelligent Design to me.


I don't think so. The ID guys opt for more direct intervention. They
say your way is *possible*, but they don't believe it happened that
way. They believe Darwinism operates at some levels, but can't
account for life at the cellular level, or can account for new
species.

quote:

>
>kiddon
>
>p.s. I was in a Catholic school, and thus allowed to write about God.
>Imagine if I had written that paper in a public school. I would have
>likely been severely disciplined for daring to use the "G" word.
>
>kd


Eo

2005-09-01, 8:33 pm

Dog Breeds are not seperate species, they may look as different as a
Chihuahua and a Great Dane but genetically the same species. Wolves and
dogs are seperate species.

Mike Murray

2005-09-01, 8:33 pm

On Thu, 01 Sep 2005 18:29:46 GMT, "Matt Nemmers"
<mattnemmers@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
quote:

><RSHaas@aol.com> wrote in message
>news:1125559521.611075.285470@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
[vbcol=seagreen]
>I like to have my evolutionist friends over to my house, cook them a really
>nice gourmet dinner, and after they're finished eating ask them if they
>believe there was a chef.


And if they say "no", you can replicate the dinner and prove there
was, indeed, a chef.

Observing you, they also can answer the question, "one chef or many"
for this particular meal (but, perhaps not for all meals),

Knowing you personally, they get a reasonable idea of "moral or
immoral chef".

Tasting the dinner, and comparing it to others they've had, perhaps
finding out what the meal cost you, and how much effort it took to
prepare, and assuming the mushrooms were sans Nightshade, they get an
idea of "competent or incompetent chef".

Lotta questions. Including the big one: how fitting is the analogy?


Bruce Leverett

2005-09-01, 8:33 pm

(Sigh) Go easy on 'em, my niece and her husband go to a church that
teaches biblical literalism.

Here is a link to a short bio of Louis Agassiz:

http://www.ucmp.berkeley.edu/history/agassiz.html

Quotation: "But Agassiz was no evolutionist; in fact, he was probably
the last reputable scientist to reject evolution outright for any
length of time after the publication of The Origin of Species."

Another quotation: "Agassiz's works on living and fossil fish and on
glaciers have remained classics. His work on glaciers revolutionized
geology, and drove another nail in the coffin of the Biblical Flood as
a serious scientific hypothesis. He trained and influenced a generation
of American zoologists and paleontologists, including Alpheus Hyatt,
William Healey Dall, David Starr Jordan, Nathaniel Shaler, and Edward
S. Morse. He left a mark on the development and the practice of
American science, and brought science to 'the man in the street' as no
one else had before. People from all over the world read his books,
sent him specimens, and asked his advice. By the time of his death, on
December 14, 1873, he was publicly recognized as America's leading
scientist.

"His philosophy of nature, aiming to understand the Divine Plan, is the
last great expression of the old school of natural theology, started by
men like John Ray almost two hundred years before. Natural theology had
once inspired countless scientists, including Darwin and his
forerunners, but by the time of publication of the Origin of Species it
had largely run out of steam, unable to offer any real explanation for
natural phenomena except 'God made it that way.' Within Agassiz's
lifetime, and much to his grief, most of his students -- including his
son Alexander, a well-known naturalist in his own right -- became
evolutionists, though not necessarily Darwinians."

Bruce

Angelo DePalma wrote:[vbcol=seagreen]
> I'd bet that most creationists' dogs are smarter than they are.
>
>
> <RSHaas@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:1125559521.611075.285470@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...

Jürgen R.

2005-09-01, 8:33 pm

On 1 Sep 2005 00:25:21 -0700, "RSHaas@aol.com" <RSHaas@aol.com> wrote:
quote:

> I just read on AOL of a survey by Pew Research Institute that
>determined 42% of Americans believe all species today are in the same
>form as they were when God created them about 10,000 years ago,
>essentially the Creationist line of thought.
> I'd bet about 75% to 80% of Creationists own dogs that are of a breed
>that didn't exist even 100 years ago.


And that means G didn't design them? Then why are they called
'designer dogs'?
Moreover, G made Nemmers, and Nemmers is not 100 years old.
quote:

>
>Old Haasie


mike.goodall@comcast.net

2005-09-02, 12:31 am

There is no evidence that any specie ever evolved into another specie.
Nor is there any evidence that a common ancester ever existed for any
two species that exist today. Until speciation is proven, or observed,
the evolutionists have a ways to go to prove their point.
Mike

Mike Murray

2005-09-02, 12:31 am

On 1 Sep 2005 19:02:08 -0700, mike.goodall@comcast.net wrote:
quote:

>There is no evidence that any specie ever evolved into another specie.
>Nor is there any evidence that a common ancester ever existed for any
>two species that exist today. Until speciation is proven, or observed,
>the evolutionists have a ways to go to prove their point.
>Mike


And, of course, until this has been demonstrated to the satisfaction
of the Intelligent Design folks, Divine Intervention is certainly a
fine working superstition.
Catalan

2005-09-02, 12:31 am



<mike.goodall@comcast.net> wrote in message
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quote:

> There is no evidence that any specie ever evolved into another specie.
> Nor is there any evidence that a common ancester ever existed for any
> two species that exist today. Until speciation is proven, or observed,
> the evolutionists have a ways to go to prove their point.


Coyote-dog.



Angelo DePalma

2005-09-02, 12:31 am


Great. Let them teach those myths in religion or philosophy class. There is
no place for them in science class.

"Bruce Leverett" <bleverett@spinnakernet.com> wrote in message
news:1125604148.571038.91920@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
quote:

> (Sigh) Go easy on 'em, my niece and her husband go to a church that
> teaches biblical literalism.
>
> Here is a link to a short bio of Louis Agassiz:
>
> http://www.ucmp.berkeley.edu/history/agassiz.html
>
> Quotation: "But Agassiz was no evolutionist; in fact, he was probably
> the last reputable scientist to reject evolution outright for any
> length of time after the publication of The Origin of Species."
>
> Another quotation: "Agassiz's works on living and fossil fish and on
> glaciers have remained classics. His work on glaciers revolutionized
> geology, and drove another nail in the coffin of the Biblical Flood as
> a serious scientific hypothesis. He trained and influenced a generation
> of American zoologists and paleontologists, including Alpheus Hyatt,
> William Healey Dall, David Starr Jordan, Nathaniel Shaler, and Edward
> S. Morse. He left a mark on the development and the practice of
> American science, and brought science to 'the man in the street' as no
> one else had before. People from all over the world read his books,
> sent him specimens, and asked his advice. By the time of his death, on
> December 14, 1873, he was publicly recognized as America's leading
> scientist.
>
> "His philosophy of nature, aiming to understand the Divine Plan, is the
> last great expression of the old school of natural theology, started by
> men like John Ray almost two hundred years before. Natural theology had
> once inspired countless scientists, including Darwin and his
> forerunners, but by the time of publication of the Origin of Species it
> had largely run out of steam, unable to offer any real explanation for
> natural phenomena except 'God made it that way.' Within Agassiz's
> lifetime, and much to his grief, most of his students -- including his
> son Alexander, a well-known naturalist in his own right -- became
> evolutionists, though not necessarily Darwinians."
>
> Bruce
>
> Angelo DePalma wrote:
>



Angelo DePalma

2005-09-02, 12:31 am

No scientific theory is (or should ever be) presented as absolute truth.
Evolution is an attractive explanation because we have evidence for it, not
because some -- erroneously -- preseent it as an all-inclusive philosophy of
creation.

Unfortunately for the creationists, there is not a shred of evidence, other
than our emotional reaction to our surroundings (based 99.99% on ignorance),
for creationism or intelligent design. Therefore such ideas have no place in
a science class.

As far as we know the universe operates under certain physical laws. A lot
of people, myself included, believe those laws were "intelligently designed"
by a supreme being. I would go so far to say that that being was SO
intelligent that he insisted that his physical laws be obeyed everywhere. No
flying cows, no rising from the dead, no burning bushes.

Unfortunately I cannot prove my intelligent design theory, therefore it lies
outside the realm of science and should not be taught in a science class.



"Mike Murray" <mikemurray@despammed.com> wrote in message
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quote:

> On 1 Sep 2005 11:13:03 -0700, "Kiddon" <tampachessdon@aol.com> wrote:
>
>
> I don't think so. The ID guys opt for more direct intervention. They
> say your way is *possible*, but they don't believe it happened that
> way. They believe Darwinism operates at some levels, but can't
> account for life at the cellular level, or can account for new
> species.
>
>
>



Angelo DePalma

2005-09-02, 12:31 am


Totally irrelevant.

If you cooked the meal I could prove, by witnessing you doing so, that you
were the chef. How can you prove, in a scientifically valid manner, that God
created my pet guinea pigs? You believe he did (as do I, in a fashion) but
you can't prove it the way you can demonstrate that Caesar lived, or that
Germany lies somewhat to the east of France.

God's existence doesn't depend on you believing in him, no more than the
existence of Uzbekistan depends on your belief.

Face it, you know nothing whatsoever about God. You don't know his physical
location. You've never seen him do anything.

The only thing I remember from my two college-level philosophy classes is
that science and philosophy (including religion) are different in one
important respect: Scientific theories may be wrong or right, but all can be
proved and disproved eventually based on physical evidence. Philosophic
quesions are inherently unresolvable.


"Matt Nemmers" <mattnemmers@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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quote:

> <RSHaas@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:1125559521.611075.285470@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>
> I like to have my evolutionist friends over to my house, cook them a
> really nice gourmet dinner, and after they're finished eating ask them if
> they believe there was a chef.
>



Angelo DePalma

2005-09-02, 3:31 am

You're confusing "evidence" with "proof." While evolution has not been
proven, there are oodles of evidence to support it. For example, we share
many genetic qualities with chimps. More than with frogs. We have witnessed
evolution on a molecular basis, as genes and gene distributions evolve. Most
important is the fossil record, which although far from complete (we don't
have the complete works of Shakespeare either, and he lived just 400 years
ago), provides *evidence* -- not proof, but evidence -- that species are
related and *may* have evolved from one another.

It's difficult to prove evolution. That doesn't mean there is no evidence
for it. Evolution is like any other scientific theory. It's a model based on
evidence.

I can perform gel electrophoresis on your genome, and on a chimp's, and on a
lizard's, and prove that you are more closely related to the chimp,
genetically, than to the lizard. Intelligent people can be forgiven for
making the leap between the huge volume of fossil plus genetic evidence, and
the theory of evolution.

At least they are thinking, and not reacting with absurd propositions based
on their fear of dying.



<mike.goodall@comcast.net> wrote in message
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quote:

> There is no evidence that any specie ever evolved into another specie.
> Nor is there any evidence that a common ancester ever existed for any
> two species that exist today. Until speciation is proven, or observed,
> the evolutionists have a ways to go to prove their point.
> Mike
>



RSHaas@aol.com

2005-09-02, 3:31 am

"Dog Breeds are not seperate species, they may look as different as a
Chihuahua and a Great Dane but genetically the same species. Wolves and
dogs are seperate species." (Eo)
==========
I know that. The point is that various modern breeds are the result of
some sort of selection having taken place... more or less under the
noses of creationists.

Old Haasie

Jürgen R.

2005-09-02, 6:32 am

On 1 Sep 2005 19:02:08 -0700, mike.goodall@comcast.net wrote:
quote:

>There is no evidence that any specie ever evolved into another specie.
>Nor is there any evidence that a common ancester ever existed for any
>two species that exist today. Until speciation is proven, or observed,
>the evolutionists have a ways to go to prove their point.
>Mike


Specie does not mean what you think it means. The singular of species
is species; so is the plural. I hope this saves you further
embarrassment.
Jürgen R.

2005-09-02, 6:32 am

On 1 Sep 2005 21:14:04 -0700, "RSHaas@aol.com" <RSHaas@aol.com> wrote:
quote:

>"Dog Breeds are not seperate species, they may look as different as a
>Chihuahua and a Great Dane but genetically the same species. Wolves and
>dogs are seperate species." (Eo)
>==========
>I know that. The point is that various modern breeds are the result of
>some sort of selection having taken place... more or less under the
>noses of creationists.
>
>Old Haasie


If God made Nemmers why can't he have made the Chihuahua?

Sam Sloan

2005-09-02, 8:31 pm

On 1 Sep 2005 11:54:26 -0700, "Eo" <crotalus_no1@yahoo.com> wrote:
quote:

>Dog Breeds are not seperate species, they may look as different as a
>Chihuahua and a Great Dane but genetically the same species. Wolves and
>dogs are seperate species.
>

If wolves and dogs mate, do they produce offspring?

If a donkey and a girl mates, do they produce offspring?

I do not know. That is why I am asking.
Mike Murray

2005-09-02, 8:31 pm

On Fri, 02 Sep 2005 11:58:52 GMT, sloan@ishipress.com (Sam Sloan)
wrote:
quote:

>On 1 Sep 2005 11:54:26 -0700, "Eo" <crotalus_no1@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
[vbcol=seagreen]
>If wolves and dogs mate, do they produce offspring?


Wolves, dogs and even coyotes can mate and produce fertile offspring.
The generic term for wolf/dog combos of unknown ancestral percentage
is "Northern Breed".

Sam Sloan

2005-09-02, 8:31 pm

On Fri, 02 Sep 2005 11:58:52 GMT, sloan@ishipress.com (Sam Sloan)
wrote:
quote:

>On 1 Sep 2005 11:54:26 -0700, "Eo" <crotalus_no1@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>If wolves and dogs mate, do they produce offspring?
>
>If a donkey and a girl mates, do they produce offspring?
>
>I do not know. That is why I am asking.


I just thought of a great April Fools joke based on this one. It goes
something like this:

Conchita was performing her animal act every night in Tijuana.
Naturally, she assumed that she could not get pregnant from this
activity. She got paid good money for her performances, had fun, and
could never get pregnant, so what was wrong with it?

She did this for years and everything was OK.

Then one night her pet donkey got sick and could not get it up. The
crowd had paid their money and were waiting in the audience for
Conchita's nightly performance. The stage manager was desperate.
Finally, a new donkey was secured. He was smaller and of a different
species of donkey than Conchita was used to, but the show must go on
and the new donkey was brought on stage.

Months later Conchita realized that she was pregnant. She had not been
with a real man for many years, so that could not be the cause. Her
stomach grew bigger and bigger and Conchita could not figure out what
was going on. Finally, she realized the truth.

I will need to decide what happened next and get a name and photograph
to prove it and try to get it ready by next April 1.

Sam Sloan
RSHaas@aol.com

2005-09-02, 8:31 pm

Sam, please tell us that you do not own a donkey costume.

Old Haasie

Mike Murray

2005-09-02, 8:31 pm

On 2 Sep 2005 07:41:17 -0700, "RSHaas@aol.com" <RSHaas@aol.com> wrote:
quote:

>Sam, please tell us that you do not own a donkey costume.


The front part is missing.

mike.goodall@comcast.net

2005-09-02, 8:31 pm

Thankyou for your correction. I learned something today. 'Specie'
refers to money.

Eo

2005-09-02, 8:31 pm

The selection for dog breeds was not natural.

Sam Sloan

2005-09-02, 8:31 pm

On 2 Sep 2005 07:41:17 -0700, "RSHaas@aol.com" <RSHaas@aol.com> wrote:
quote:

>Sam, please tell us that you do not own a donkey costume.
>
>Old Haasie
>

I am really excited about this idea. Now that I know how to make
movies, I want to go down to Mexico and make a real movie about this.

The plot goes like this: A poor Mexican girl is leading her donkey
down the road. A lot of other Mexican girls are leading their donkeys
too. (We will shoot real Mexican girls leading their real donkeys).

She comes to a door. The owner says "Get out of here. We already have
a donkey show. We do not need another one."

The poor girl goes from place to place with her donkey. Everywhere she
is rejected. Told to go away. Every place already has a donkey show.

Finally, she comes to a remote town. The owner says, "Oh. Our girl.
Her donkey died this morning and she cannot find another one yet. So,
OK, we will let you do your show.

The owner lets the poor girl into the bar. She leads her pet donkey
onto the stage. A crowd of cheering, applauding men await her.

The next part is where it really gets good.

mike.goodall@comcast.net

2005-09-02, 8:31 pm

If you cross a horse with a donkey you get a mule, but mules are not
fertile. I don't think there are any examples of cross-species
offspring being fertile.

I tend to believe in the theory of evolution, but until there is
evidence of speciation my belief is no more valid than the belief of
the creationists. It's possible to both not believe in God and not
believe in evolution. It's also possible to believe in both.

The universe has a kind of order to it. Some people worship this
order, and call it divine.

Taylor Kingston

2005-09-02, 8:31 pm


mike.good...@comcast.net wrote:
quote:

> If you cross a horse with a donkey you get a mule, but mules are not
> fertile. I don't think there are any examples of cross-species
> offspring being fertile.


Not true. There are many examples among freshwater tropical fish, to
name only one kind of animal. Among others, platies and swordtails have
been crossbred many times to create various colorful varieties, which
are fertile and breed true. IIRC, mollies and guppies have also
crossbred producing fertile offspring. I'm sure there are other
examples in both the animal and plant kingdoms.
The biological definition usually entails that species do not
interbreed *in nature.* That does not mean that artificial
interbreeding is impossible, if the species are closely enough related.

Gambit

2005-09-02, 8:31 pm

Angelo DePalma wrote:[vbcol=seagreen]
> Totally irrelevant.
>
> If you cooked the meal I could prove, by witnessing you doing so, that you
> were the chef. How can you prove, in a scientifically valid manner, that God
> created my pet guinea pigs? You believe he did (as do I, in a fashion) but
> you can't prove it the way you can demonstrate that Caesar lived, or that
> Germany lies somewhat to the east of France.
>
> God's existence doesn't depend on you believing in him, no more than the
> existence of Uzbekistan depends on your belief.
>
> Face it, you know nothing whatsoever about God. You don't know his physical
> location. You've never seen him do anything.
>
> The only thing I remember from my two college-level philosophy classes is
> that science and philosophy (including religion) are different in one
> important respect: Scientific theories may be wrong or right, but all can be
> proved and disproved eventually based on physical evidence. Philosophic
> quesions are inherently unresolvable.
>
>
> "Matt Nemmers" <mattnemmers@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> news:uMHRe.157$pt.60@newssvr29.news.prodigy.net...

Though I don't consider myself a member of "the religious right" a la
that moron Pat Robertson, I *do* happen to believe that the Bible is
the absolute truth and everything in it factual. The fact that I can
offer no tangible proof that God exists doesn't diminish my faith or
make my beliefs any less compelling than the argument of evolutionists
who believe we evolved from single-celled invertibrates. After all,
evolutionists can't prove their theory either, as I'm sure you're well
aware.

To each his own.

mikeNOSPAM@theopenfile.com

2005-09-02, 8:31 pm

We each have the right to believe what we want. However, evolution is
a theory born from science, and scientific methods. Creationism is
neither. Therefore evolution should not be taught in a religion class,
nor should creationism (nor its pseudo-scientific doppleganger,
Intelligent Design) be taught in a science class.

It's really that simple.

Regards,
Mike Petersen

Mike Murray

2005-09-02, 8:31 pm

On 2 Sep 2005 10:28:19 -0700, mikeNOSPAM@theopenfile.com wrote:
quote:

>We each have the right to believe what we want. However, evolution is
>a theory born from science, and scientific methods. Creationism is
>neither. Therefore evolution should not be taught in a religion class,
>nor should creationism (nor its pseudo-scientific doppleganger,
>Intelligent Design) be taught in a science class.
>
>It's really that simple.
>
>Regards,
>Mike Petersen


Well put.

Intelligent Design is being pumped by the Discovery Institute, out of
Seattle. It's headed by a former municipal politician, Bruce Chapman,
with financial backing by some religious techno-wealthy. With a lot
of money sloshing around, they've managed to acquire some "fellows"
with formal scientific credentials, but science is not their agenda.
Their real agenda is to combat what they regard as the increasing
secularization of society.

They're essentially applying the methodology the tobacco companies
used a few years ago to promote doubt that smoking is harmful: "teach
the controversy". They don't have to prove their point -- they'll
be successful if they can convince people that there actually *is* a
valid dispute between ID and evolution -- it's what they call a
"wedge", and it's just the first phase of their program. They've
already got The Shrub spouting their line.
Catalan

2005-09-02, 8:31 pm



"Sam Sloan" <sloan@ishipress.com> wrote in message
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quote:

> The plot goes like this: A poor Mexican girl is leading her donkey
> down the road. A lot of other Mexican girls are leading their donkeys
> too. (We will shoot real Mexican girls leading their real donkeys).
>
> She comes to a door. The owner says "Get out of here. We already have
> a donkey show. We do not need another one."


I one of these shows in Nogales. The poor girl was scared out of her mind.
Afterwards she lay on the stage near my table sobbing and whimpering. I
asked her in Spanish- Do you want help? Shall I call the police. NO, NO she
hollered. Then she said in perfect English, the police will send me back to
my husband, Sam Sloan.




Sam Sloan

2005-09-02, 8:31 pm

On Fri, 2 Sep 2005 13:56:14 -0400, "Catalan" <xxx@nowhere.com> wrote:
quote:

>
>
>"Sam Sloan" <sloan@ishipress.com> wrote in message
>news:431870a0.202649140@ca.news.verio.net...
>
>
>I one of these shows in Nogales. The poor girl was scared out of her mind.
>Afterwards she lay on the stage near my table sobbing and whimpering. I
>asked her in Spanish- Do you want help? Shall I call the police. NO, NO she
>hollered. Then she said in perfect English, the police will send me back to
>my husband, Sam Sloan.


I knew that you would be exactly the right person to ask about this.
Have you ever really seen a donkey show? I strongly suspect that you
have. I have heard enough about them to know that they really exist,
but I have never actually seen one myself.

There were rumors about them in Japan, but I never saw one there
either.

Now that I have this powerful weapon of the ability to make a TV show
and get it broadcast I should try. I am not aware of any law against
it.

I need to add in my plot that as the girl leads her pet donkey from
place to place trying to find a place to stage her show, she keeps
stroking her donkey telling the donkey how much she loves him. Only
later do the viewers find out how much she really loves him.
Matt Nemmers

2005-09-02, 8:31 pm

<mikeNOSPAM@theopenfile.com> wrote in message
news:1125682099.415670.134700@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
quote:

> We each have the right to believe what we want. However, evolution is
> a theory born from science, and scientific methods. Creationism is
> neither. Therefore evolution should not be taught in a religion class,
> nor should creationism (nor its pseudo-scientific doppleganger,
> Intelligent Design) be taught in a science class.
>
> It's really that simple.
>
> Regards,
> Mike Petersen


Everyone questions where we came from at one point or another, and whether a
particular theory is borne from science or theology, both are popular
explanations as to from whence we came and both should be presented.

Evolution may have a scientific method surrounding it, but it can be proved
no more than ID can. That's the bottom line. If you're going to attempt to
answer the question "Where Did We Come From?" for kids, then either both
theories should be taught or none should be taught at all. You can't teach
one of two popular yet unprovable theories and withhold the other if one is
to be fair to students in the public schools. Nobody would be satisfied
with that, yet that is exactly the dilemma.

My thoughts: Let the parents do it. Let them explain How It All Began.
Let them get involved. It's their responsibility. Leave the public schools
out of it.


Mike Murray

2005-09-02, 8:31 pm

On Fri, 02 Sep 2005 19:30:13 GMT, "Matt Nemmers"
<mattnemmers@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
quote:

>Everyone questions where we came from at one point or another, and whether a
>particular theory is borne from science or theology, both are popular
>explanations as to from whence we came and both should be presented.


And how about when the Discovery Institute turns to astronomy and
cosmology? Should we present divine intervention as an alternative to
the Big Bang or Steady State Theories?
quote:

>Evolution may have a scientific method surrounding it, but it can be proved
>no more than ID can.


These days, they talk about "falsifiability" rather than "proof" for
empirical science. And the ID guys consider their stuff not to be
theological or philosophical but *scientific*. They've presented one
possible experiment which would prove ID wrong: put an organism under
environmental stress for successive generations and, if a new species
evolves, the whole idea of ID is unnecessary.

Now personally, I think these ID guys are ad-men and are acting in bad
faith -- they know that the equivalent of random mutations over
billions of years are going to be very hard to replicate in the lab.
If scientists were able to overcome this, I firmly believe the ID guys
would just set the bar someplace else.

But, the point is, they are presenting their position as if it's
falsifiable, just like any other theory of empirical science.
quote:

>That's the bottom line. If you're going to attempt to
>answer the question "Where Did We Come From?" for kids, then either both
>theories should be taught or none should be taught at all. You can't teach
>one of two popular yet unprovable theories and withhold the other if one is
>to be fair to students in the public schools. Nobody would be satisfied
>with that, yet that is exactly the dilemma.


The ID people are not just championing a philosophical or religious
position about the Ultimate Meaning of it all, or about God starting
the balling rolling way back when. They are saying random mutation
cannot account for the mechanism of the cell and for the development
of new species.

But here's one thing I'll bet they haven't considered. They say the
structure of the cell implies a designer. You say when you have
evolutionists over for dinner, you ask them if they believe there was
a cook.

Now, when we see a dinner here and a dinner there and a dinner over in
Podunk, we *don't* think there was one cook running around making all
of 'em. We would think there were many cooks.

And Intelligent Design, if accepted, would seem to imply polytheism
rather than monotheism. Why not many, many designers? We could get
back to our true historical roots. Gods of rocks, plants, regional
totems, tribes, planets, etc.. Maybe they're competing for
dominance. Maybe some good, some bad, like Zoroastrianism.

So, I believe if ID is mandated in the schools, the teachers should be
required to point out that it equally supports the idea of many Gods,
not just one. In fact, I would contribute money to fund legal action
mandating just this.

Heh, heh, heh. Sam? Sam? Where are you?
quote:

>My thoughts: Let the parents do it. Let them explain How It All Began.
>Let them get involved. It's their responsibility. Leave the public schools
>out of it.


How about parents who think the world is only 3500 years old?

Sam Sloan

2005-09-02, 8:31 pm

On Fri, 02 Sep 2005 13:22:51 -0700, Mike Murray
<mikemurray@despammed.com> wrote:
quote:

>The ID people are not just championing a philosophical or religious
>position about the Ultimate Meaning of it all, or about God starting
>the balling rolling way back when. They are saying random mutation
>cannot account for the mechanism of the cell and for the development
>of new species.
>
>But here's one thing I'll bet they haven't considered. They say the
>structure of the cell implies a designer. You say when you have
>evolutionists over for dinner, you ask them if they believe there was
>a cook.
>
>Now, when we see a dinner here and a dinner there and a dinner over in
>Podunk, we *don't* think there was one cook running around making all
>of 'em. We would think there were many cooks.
>
>And Intelligent Design, if accepted, would seem to imply polytheism
>rather than monotheism. Why not many, many designers? We could get
>back to our true historical roots. Gods of rocks, plants, regional
>totems, tribes, planets, etc.. Maybe they're competing for
>dominance. Maybe some good, some bad, like Zoroastrianism.
>
>So, I believe if ID is mandated in the schools, the teachers should be
>required to point out that it equally supports the idea of many Gods,
>not just one. In fact, I would contribute money to fund legal action
>mandating just this.
>
>Heh, heh, heh. Sam? Sam? Where are you?


Good point. This would really upset them.

Have them taught in schools that the world was created by the gods.

Sam Sloan
Niemand

2005-09-02, 8:31 pm


Sam Sloan wrote:
quote:

> I used to think that dinasours were big lizards.
> ... and saw lots of dinasour bones
> ... Suddenly, I realized that dinasours are just big birds
> ... the same as the dinasours in the museum, except that the dinasours in
> the museum were bigger.


Good God, Sam, learn to spell. It's *_dinosaur_*. From the Greek
"deinos" meaning terrible, and "sauros" meaning lizard. It is also
inaccurate to say that dinosaurs were big birds; more correct would be
that birds are small dinosaurs. Your statement is rather like saying
mammals are just big rodents.

Bruce Leverett

2005-09-02, 8:31 pm


Matt Nemmers wrote:
quote:

> <mikeNOSPAM@theopenfile.com> wrote in message
> news:1125682099.415670.134700@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>
> Everyone questions where we came from at one point or another, and whether a
> particular theory is borne from science or theology, both are popular
> explanations as to from whence we came and both should be presented.
>
> Evolution may have a scientific method surrounding it, but it can be proved
> no more than ID can. That's the bottom line. If you're going to attempt to
> answer the question "Where Did We Come From?" for kids, then either both
> theories should be taught or none should be taught at all. You can't teach
> one of two popular yet unprovable theories and withhold the other if one is
> to be fair to students in the public schools. Nobody would be satisfied
> with that, yet that is exactly the dilemma.
>
> My thoughts: Let the parents do it. Let them explain How It All Began.
> Let them get involved. It's their responsibility. Leave the public schools
> out of it.


Sounds OK in theory, but now I have to apply this theory to my Actual
Kids (ages 9 and 14).

When I was in high school (late 1960's), I went to the same public
school that my older child is about to enter, and the biology
curriculum featured, what do you know, evolution. That's fine with me.
Philosophically, sure, I sometimes wonder if there couldn't have been
some intervention here and there. (Even though I'm not a devout
believer :-)) But the curriculum they taught me didn't mention divine
intervention, and so what? Did I miss out on anything major?

On the other hand, if the curriculum is missing the basics of
Evolution, I'd be pissed. It's earth-shaking, you have to know it to
study biology post-1860, and (this is the kicker) there's more there
than I know how to teach. Some people are into home schooling -- not
me (and not my wife).

Hopefully we'll get both kids through 12th grade without having to
fight some stupid battle with people pressuring the school district or
the state to buy biology textbooks that are missing crucial chapters,
or curriculum that pitches divine intervention. I don't think my
suburb of Pittsburgh has had to fight that battle in decades. On the
other hand, Pittsburgh has its share of church schools and
home-schoolers, and if they want to teach their kids some weird idea of
how to explain why animals look so much related to each other, I guess
I don't care enough to pick a fight with them. It's not in the same
league as teaching kids that the earth is flat, or teaching them to
deny the Holocaust. At least not to me.

RSHaas@aol.com

2005-09-02, 8:31 pm

"...I *do* happen to believe that the Bible is
the absolute truth and everything in it factual. " (Gambit)
=========
Tell me in detail how the Immaculate Conception took place? Did
Jesus have the Y chromosome?
Meanwhile,... how did Noah load two of every species from North and
South America as well as Australia onto the Ark during a time when
those lands were unknown aside from the fact that the Ark would not
have been seaworthly for such a long voyage?

Old Haasie

Kiddon

2005-09-02, 8:31 pm


Sam Sloan wrote:
quote:

> On 1 Sep 2005 11:54:26 -0700, "Eo" <crotalus_no1@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> If wolves and dogs mate, do they produce offspring?
>
> If a donkey and a girl mates, do they produce offspring?
>
> I do not know. That is why I am asking.

_______________________________

Somewhere on samsloan.com, there must be a story about a donkey and a
girl engaging in mating activities. There must be (or soon will be).

kiddon

RSHaas@aol.com

2005-09-02, 8:31 pm

"Not true. There are many examples among freshwater tropical fish, to
name only one kind of animal." (TK)
===========
There are also lots of a x b examples among snakes. I've seen a
beautiful eastern diamondback rattlesnake x timber rattlesnake. I
don't know if it was fertile. There have been many cottonmouth x
copperhead examples.

Old Haasie

Matt Nemmers

2005-09-02, 8:31 pm

"Bruce Leverett" <bleverett@spinnakernet.com> wrote in message
news:1125696676.613045.257690@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
quote:

>
> Matt Nemmers wrote:
>
> Sounds OK in theory, but now I have to apply this theory to my Actual
> Kids (ages 9 and 14).
>
> When I was in high school (late 1960's), I went to the same public
> school that my older child is about to enter, and the biology
> curriculum featured, what do you know, evolution. That's fine with me.
> Philosophically, sure, I sometimes wonder if there couldn't have been
> some intervention here and there. (Even though I'm not a devout
> believer :-)) But the curriculum they taught me didn't mention divine
> intervention, and so what? Did I miss out on anything major?
>
> On the other hand, if the curriculum is missing the basics of
> Evolution, I'd be pissed. It's earth-shaking, you have to know it to
> study biology post-1860, and (this is the kicker) there's more there
> than I know how to teach. Some people are into home schooling -- not
> me (and not my wife).


Nobody, not even devout creationists, can deny that we've made leaps and
bounds in our understanding of biological functions (and especially the
human body) in the last hundred and some odd years, and I certainly am not
implying that what we've learned hasn't helped. Of course it has. But all
we've really done is come to understand how things work: how to identify
diseases, cure some, and prevent others. We know how to fix hearts and
brains, lungs and arteries, etc. We're even beginning to understand things
like DNA, something that was almost unimaginable until recently. Hell,
we're even at the point where we could make an identical human being if we
really wanted to and ethics weren't a major concern of ours.

However, that's all we've done -- come to *understand* more and formulate
theories on how we came about based on this new-found knowledge. Sure, it's
commendable and has proven invaluable in the field of medicine, but we don't
know enough to say *for certain* How It All Began and, if we're going to be
in the business of teaching big, fat MAYBES to our children, we might as
well include the idea of Divine Intervention, something our country was
founded on and people of the world have believed in (in one form or another)
since time began. You know, just in the spirit of "In God We Trust" and
all.
quote:

> Hopefully we'll get both kids through 12th grade without having to
> fight some stupid battle with people pressuring the school district or
> the state to buy biology textbooks that are missing crucial chapters,
> or curriculum that pitches divine intervention. I don't think my
> suburb of Pittsburgh has had to fight that battle in decades. On the
> other hand, Pittsburgh has its share of church schools and
> home-schoolers, and if they want to teach their kids some weird idea of
> how to explain why animals look so much related to each other, I guess
> I don't care enough to pick a fight with them. It's not in the same
> league as teaching kids that the earth is flat, or teaching them to
> deny the Holocaust. At least not to me.


What gets me is this: People who want the theory of ID removed from the
curriculum in favor of evolution are doing the same thing to creationists
that Dayton, Tennessee did to John Scopes 80 years ago. Now, as back then,
people (like me) just want schools to give kids the opportunity to THINK for
themselves and make an informed decision as to what they believe on their
own when presented with two different yet equally unprovable theories.
Nobody's asking anyone to favor one over the other, just to give both equal
billing. I really don't see the problem here.

If they don't believe in God, fine. Don't. But while the argument that
theology doesn't belong in the science classroom may have a (very) *little*
merit, at least grant me that teaching creationism in a HISTORY class would
be appropriate.

Regards,

Matt

"Can't you understand? That if you take a law like evolution and you make it
a crime to teach it in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a crime
to teach it in the private schools? And tomorrow you may make it a crime to
read about it. And soon you may ban books and newspapers. And then you may
turn Catholic against Protestant, and Protestant against Protestant, and try
to foist your own religion upon the mind of man. If you can do one, you can
do the other. Because fanaticism and ignorance is forever busy, and needs
feeding. And soon, your Honor, with banners flying and with drums beating
we'll be marching backward, BACKWARD, through the glorious ages of that
Sixteenth Century when bigots burned the man who dared bring enlightenment
and intelligence to the human mind!"

~ Henry Drummond in "Inherit the Wind"



Matt Nemmers

2005-09-02, 8:31 pm

<RSHaas@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1125697779.956862.58860@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
quote:

> "...I *do* happen to believe that the Bible is
> the absolute truth and everything in it factual. " (Gambit)
> =========
> Tell me in detail how the Immaculate Conception took place? Did
> Jesus have the Y chromosome?
> Meanwhile,... how did Noah load two of every species from North and
> South America as well as Australia onto the Ark during a time when
> those lands were unknown aside from the fact that the Ark would not
> have been seaworthly for such a long voyage?
>
> Old Haasie


If I knew, I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you now, would I, Richard?


Eo

2005-09-03, 12:32 am

Evolution is the generally accepted scientific theory of life on this
planet. I don't care whether or not children believe in evolution, but
they should understand it. Intelligent Design is a straw man put up by
rigid dogmatists with no scientific backing or studies to support it.
It is obvious which should be taught in school. Anything less is a
dis-service to the education of children everywhere.

Matt Nemmers

2005-09-03, 12:32 am

"Eo" <crotalus_no1@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1125709996.355489.307690@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
quote:

> Evolution is the generally accepted scientific theory of life on this
> planet. I don't care whether or not children believe in evolution, but
> they should understand it.


Creationism is the generally accepted personal theory of life on this
planet. I don't care whether or not children believe in God, but they
should understand that others do and that there may be things in this
universe that just can't be explained.
quote:

> Intelligent Design is a straw man put up by
> rigid dogmatists with no scientific backing or studies to support it.


Evolution is a hole-ridden theory put up by rigid agnostics who rely on
near-impossible odds of happenstance and imperfect tests to champion their
claim that we came from single-cell ameoba.
quote:

> It is obvious which should be taught in school. Anything less is a
> dis-service to the education of children everywhere.


It is obvious that you are too biased to even consider a compromise.

To each his own.


Sam Sloan

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm

On 2 Sep 2005 14:49:49 -0700, "Kiddon" <tampachessdon@aol.com> wrote:
quote:

>
>Sam Sloan wrote:
>_______________________________
>
>Somewhere on samsloan.com, there must be a story about a donkey and a
>girl engaging in mating activities. There must be (or soon will be).
>
>kiddon


No. There is no such story yet.

I am just waiting for Stan Booz, the expert in such matters, to fill
in some details about how this is done so that I can come up with a
good story.

Any help or advice you might be able to give will be much appreciated.

Of course, everybody here understands why this is related to the
subject header of Creationists.

Sam Sloan
David Kane

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm


"Matt Nemmers" <mattnemmers@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:9L1Se.304$6e1.193@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com...
quote:

>
> Everyone questions where we came from at one point or another, and

whether a
quote:

> particular theory is borne from science or theology, both are

popular
quote:

> explanations as to from whence we came and both should be presented.
>


People cannot understand the natural
world if they don't understand evolution.
Your solution of teaching only what is
"popular" doesn't address that. (As well
as pretty much eliminating the teaching of all
science and math.)






Matt Nemmers

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm

"David Kane" <davidekane@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:NfadnRv9laMbl4TeRVn-rg@comcast.com...
quote:

>
> "Matt Nemmers" <mattnemmers@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> news:9L1Se.304$6e1.193@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com...
>
> whether a
> popular
>
> People cannot understand the natural
> world if they don't understand evolution.
> Your solution of teaching only what is
> "popular" doesn't address that. (As well
> as pretty much eliminating the teaching of all
> science and math.)


You say this as though evolution has been proven, David. It hasn't. As for
teaching what's "popular," that's all evolution is, too: a popular theory.
If you truly believe what you're saying, then evolution shouldn't be taught,
either.

I never said eliminate science and math. Both are necessary and worthwhile
fields of study. But while math can always be proven and understood (by
some), ironically, science isn't always an "exact-science." That's why
there are theories, one of which is evolution.


Angelo DePalma

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm

That the Bible is anything but "unerring truth" is obvious to anyone who
reads it. The "good book" contains more contradictions and factual errors
than the accumulated postings in this newsgroup over the last 10 years. It's
obvious many of the authors of the books in the bible were hardly aware (if
at all) of the others' writings. That's even true for the NT, where Paul
doesn't relate a single biblically-recorded "fact" about Jesus, for example
his miracles, his mother's name, or details of his ministry. The reason is
he wasn't aware of them because they had not yet been fabricated. The
epistles were written in 40-55 AD, but the gospels were not written until
70-120 AD. Nobody knows who the supposed evangelists were. Nowhere in their
writings do they say, "Hey, this is John, the Apostle Jesus loved." I could
go on and on. If you want an easy-to-read primer on this topic, Google this
phrase: "did Jesus exist?" Your eyes will be opened.

As I said, and as any honest scientist will admit, evolution has not been
proved in any rigorous sense. But there is a ton of evidence to support it.
There is no evidence that anything mentioned in the Bible ever happend.
EVER.


"Gambit" <nospam@interservicechess.com> wrote in message
news:1125680077.485645.279120@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
quote:

> Angelo DePalma wrote:
>
> Though I don't consider myself a member of "the religious right" a la
> that moron Pat Robertson, I *do* happen to believe that the Bible is
> the absolute truth and everything in it factual. The fact that I can
> offer no tangible proof that God exists doesn't diminish my faith or
> make my beliefs any less compelling than the argument of evolutionists
> who believe we evolved from single-celled invertibrates. After all,
> evolutionists can't prove their theory either, as I'm sure you're well
> aware.
>
> To each his own.
>



Angelo DePalma

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm

Right on.

<mikeNOSPAM@theopenfile.com> wrote in message
news:1125682099.415670.134700@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
quote:

> We each have the right to believe what we want. However, evolution is
> a theory born from science, and scientific methods. Creationism is
> neither. Therefore evolution should not be taught in a religion class,
> nor should creationism (nor its pseudo-scientific doppleganger,
> Intelligent Design) be taught in a science class.
>
> It's really that simple.
>
> Regards,
> Mike Petersen
>



Angelo DePalma

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm

Your position is untenable. Of course parents should be able to teach their
kids anything they like. I have often told my kids, when they were really
young, that God made us. That explains something, at some level, but it is
not science. Science is not so much truth-seeking as a healthy respect for
evidence -- things we see, hear, and feel through our -- dare I say it? --
God-given senses.

Evolutionary science should take no position at all on God, because God is
not about science, but about faith. Similarly, religious people should shut
their traps about evolution unless they are scientists and can attack the
data, the evidence, from that basis.

At no point in history was the average Joe even remotely qualified to
discuss, or even appreciate, science. Not during the Scopes Monkey Trial and
not today.

To put the average American's understanding of science into perspective: If
we were talking about language, they would be speaking gibberish -- at best
Ebonics -- not English. We are mostly dunces when it comes to science, the
scientific method, and what is science and what is not. If I sound elitist
on that point too XXXXing bad. I was in school until I was 31 years old,
trying to get that thing right.

There is probably as much evidence for evolution, when you add molecular
biology and physiology together, than there is for many other common
beliefs, including scientific theories that are routinely taught in
universities. Would you prefer that we leave the teaching of quantum physics
to parents? After all, nobody has ever seen an electron (although there is
abundant evidence that they exist).

There is zero evidence that God created the universe, or that he made the
world and all the creatures in it in seven days. None. Nada. Numquam. Ganz
und gar nichts. I believe he did -- in a good deal more than seven days. But
I would, and should, be commited to an insane asylym for getting up in front
of an audience at the next American Chemical Society National Meeting and
saying so.

Keep science out of religion and religion out of science.



"Matt Nemmers" <mattnemmers@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:9L1Se.304$6e1.193@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com...
quote:

> <mikeNOSPAM@theopenfile.com> wrote in message
> news:1125682099.415670.134700@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>
> Everyone questions where we came from at one point or another, and whether
> a particular theory is borne from science or theology, both are popular
> explanations as to from whence we came and both should be presented.
>
> Evolution may have a scientific method surrounding it, but it can be
> proved no more than ID can. That's the bottom line. If you're going to
> attempt to answer the question "Where Did We Come From?" for kids, then
> either both theories should be taught or none should be taught at all.
> You can't teach one of two popular yet unprovable theories and withhold
> the other if one is to be fair to students in the public schools. Nobody
> would be satisfied with that, yet that is exactly the dilemma.
>
> My thoughts: Let the parents do it. Let them explain How It All Began.
> Let them get involved. It's their responsibility. Leave the public
> schools out of it.
>



Angelo DePalma

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm


Ad men = con men. Their goals are transparent, and no different in their
diabolic nature than those of the mullahs chanting for our destruction.

"Mike Murray" <mikemurray@despammed.com> wrote
quote:

> Now personally, I think these ID guys are ad-men and are acting in bad
> faith -- they know that the equivalent of random mutations over
> billions of years are going to be very hard to replicate in the lab.
> If scientists were able to overcome this, I firmly believe the ID guys
> would just set the bar someplace else.



Matt Nemmers

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm

"Angelo DePalma" <angelodpnospam@nospam.gmail.com> wrote in message
news:hFKdnXJBmYJNh4TeUSdV9g@ptd.net...
quote:

> That the Bible is anything but "unerring truth" is obvious to anyone who
> reads it. The "good book" contains more contradictions and factual errors
> than the accumulated postings in this newsgroup over the last 10 years.
> It's obvious many of the authors of the books in the bible were hardly
> aware (if at all) of the others' writings. That's even true for the NT,
> where Paul doesn't relate a single biblically-recorded "fact" about Jesus,
> for example his miracles, his mother's name, or details of his ministry.
> The reason is he wasn't aware of them because they had not yet been
> fabricated. The epistles were written in 40-55 AD, but the gospels were
> not written until 70-120 AD. Nobody knows who the supposed evangelists
> were. Nowhere in their writings do they say, "Hey, this is John, the
> Apostle Jesus loved." I could go on and on. If you want an easy-to-read
> primer on this topic, Google this phrase: "did Jesus exist?" Your eyes
> will be opened.


Roger that, Angie. To each his own.
quote:

> As I said, and as any honest scientist will admit, evolution has not been
> proved in any rigorous sense. But there is a ton of evidence to support
> it.


Perhaps, but many of the theories depend on imperfect testing. Take
carbon-14 dating, for example. Years ago, tissue was taken from a *living*
mollusk to test the accuracy of carbon-14 dating. The test "revealed" that
the tissue was over 2000 years old. The thing was still alive.

I don't fault people for believing what they do -- that we evolved from
single-cells, to monkeys, to humans -- because some of the evidence is
rather compelling. And those who don't believe in a "higher power" are
inclined to agree with this explanation because they lack any other way to
explain the *incredible* phenomena of our existence. However, the
complexities of the human body and personality alone have convinced me that
there HAS to be a Supreme Being who created us. I can't explain it and I
can't prove it and I'm not going to try and sway you from your position;
that's just what I believe.
quote:

> There is no evidence that anything mentioned in the Bible ever happend.
> EVER.


"Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not
seen." ~ Hebrews 11:1

I'm the furthest thing from a Bible-thumper, but in my mind there is just no
other satisfactory explanation for all of this.


Angelo DePalma

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm


Matt,

You illustrate my point. The only thing most people know about science is
the shit they see on the "health news" segment of the 6 pm nightly TV
broadcast. Biology has made strides that surpass our ability to translate
them into medical breakthroughs (which have been surprisingly few, to tell
the truth). Medicine lags behind science by at least 20 years, maybe 30
years.

We know much, much, more than simply "how things work." Molecular biology
has established connections between species that we could only guess about
30-40-50 years ago. Back when I was born, in 1954, one could only look at
the young Sam Sloan and the common chicken -- sorry, I meant to write
"chimp" -- and surmise by their common physiognomy that they were related.
Today, we can damn well near prove it by analyzing their DNA side-by-side.

Sorry Sam, I could not resist.

Angelo

"Matt Nemmers" <mattnemmers@sbcglobal.net> wrote
quote:

> Nobody, not even devout creationists, can deny that we've made leaps and
> bounds in our understanding of biological functions (and especially the
> human body) in the last hundred and some odd years, and I certainly am not
> implying that what we've learned hasn't helped. Of course it has. But
> all we've really done is come to understand how things work: how to
> identify diseases, cure some, and prevent others. We know how to fix
> hearts and brains, lungs and arteries, etc. We're even beginning to
> understand things like DNA, something that was almost unimaginable until
> recently. Hell, we're even at the point where we could make an identical
> human being if we really wanted to and ethics weren't a major concern of
> ours.
>
> However, that's all we've done -- come to *understand* more and formulate
> theories on how we came about based on this new-found knowledge. Sure,
> it's commendable and has proven invaluable in the field of medicine, but
> we don't know enough to say *for certain* How It All Began and, if we're
> going to be in the business of teaching big, fat MAYBES to our children,
> we might as well include the idea of Divine Intervention, something our
> country was founded on and people of the world have believed in (in one
> form or another) since time began. You know, just in the spirit of "In
> God We Trust" and all.
>
>
> What gets me is this: People who want the theory of ID removed from the
> curriculum in favor of evolution are doing the same thing to creationists
> that Dayton, Tennessee did to John Scopes 80 years ago. Now, as back
> then, people (like me) just want schools to give kids the opportunity to
> THINK for themselves and make an informed decision as to what they believe
> on their own when presented with two different yet equally unprovable
> theories. Nobody's asking anyone to favor one over the other, just to give
> both equal billing. I really don't see the problem here.
>
> If they don't believe in God, fine. Don't. But while the argument that
> theology doesn't belong in the science classroom may have a (very)
> *little* merit, at least grant me that teaching creationism in a HISTORY
> class would be appropriate.
>
> Regards,
>
> Matt
>
> "Can't you understand? That if you take a law like evolution and you make
> it a crime to teach it in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a
> crime to teach it in the private schools? And tomorrow you may make it a
> crime to read about it. And soon you may ban books and newspapers. And
> then you may turn Catholic against Protestant, and Protestant against
> Protestant, and try to foist your own religion upon the mind of man. If
> you can do one, you can do the other. Because fanaticism and ignorance is
> forever busy, and needs feeding. And soon, your Honor, with banners flying
> and with drums beating we'll be marching backward, BACKWARD, through the
> glorious ages of that Sixteenth Century when bigots burned the man who
> dared bring enlightenment and intelligence to the human mind!"
>
> ~ Henry Drummond in "Inherit the Wind"
>
>
>



Angelo DePalma

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm


There is no compromise with respect to truth. And the truth is that
creationism in its many forms is not science. It is not based on evidence,
but on faith.

"Matt Nemmers" <mattnemmers@sbcglobal.net> wrote
quote:

> It is obvious that you are too biased to even consider a compromise.



Angelo DePalma

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm


The "immaculate deception" -- sorry, I meant conception -- isn't even
mentioned in the Bible. Most Christians don't realize that this bogus
Catholic dogma states that the Virgin Mary was conceived without original
sin (another non-biblical article of faith). It was made up about 140 years
ago. You can look it up.


<RSHaas@aol.com> wrote in message
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quote:

> "...I *do* happen to believe that the Bible is
> the absolute truth and everything in it factual. " (Gambit)
> =========
> Tell me in detail how the Immaculate Conception took place? Did
> Jesus have the Y chromosome?
> Meanwhile,... how did Noah load two of every species from North and
> South America as well as Australia onto the Ark during a time when
> those lands were unknown aside from the fact that the Ark would not
> have been seaworthly for such a long voyage?
>
> Old Haasie
>



Angelo DePalma

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm

You show your ignorance. Evolution is not cross-breeding. Evolution is based
on random mutations that direct a species towards greater adapability. Not
all mutations are so beneficial. Most, like the ones that affect your brain,
result in the organism being less capable of adaptation.


<mike.goodall@comcast.net> wrote in message
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quote:

> If you cross a horse with a donkey you get a mule, but mules are not
> fertile. I don't think there are any examples of cross-species
> offspring being fertile.
>
> I tend to believe in the theory of evolution, but until there is
> evidence of speciation my belief is no more valid than the belief of
> the creationists. It's possible to both not believe in God and not
> believe in evolution. It's also possible to believe in both.
>
> The universe has a kind of order to it. Some people worship this
> order, and call it divine.
>



Angelo DePalma

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm


Platies and sword tails belong to the same species, Xiphophorus
(maculatus/variatus, etc. vs. helleri, montezumae, etc.)



"Taylor Kingston" <tkingston@chittenden.com> wrote in message
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quote:

>
> mike.good...@comcast.net wrote:
>
> Not true. There are many examples among freshwater tropical fish, to
> name only one kind of animal. Among others, platies and swordtails have
> been crossbred many times to create various colorful varieties, which
> are fertile and breed true. IIRC, mollies and guppies have also
> crossbred producing fertile offspring. I'm sure there are other
> examples in both the animal and plant kingdoms.
> The biological definition usually entails that species do not
> interbreed *in nature.* That does not mean that artificial
> interbreeding is impossible, if the species are closely enough related.
>



Matt Nemmers

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm

"Angelo DePalma" <angelodpnospam@nospam.gmail.com> wrote in message
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quote:

> Your position is untenable. Of course parents should be able to teach
> their kids anything they like. I have often told my kids, when they were
> really young, that God made us. That explains something, at some level,
> but it is not science. Science is not so much truth-seeking as a healthy
> respect for evidence -- things we see, hear, and feel through our -- dare
> I say it? -- God-given senses.


Yes. And evolutions is man's unperfect -- ne, pathetic? -- attempt to
understand and explain his origins. It's strives for cold, hard "evidence"
we can find and comprehend using our vastly limited faculties. The fact
that the "evidence" that "supports" the evolution theory is widely accepted
by the so-called scholars of our day only serves to underscore man's
imperfection to people who believe in the Bible.
quote:

> Evolutionary science should take no position at all on God, because God is
> not about science, but about faith.


Agreed. Wholeheartedly.
quote:

> Similarly, religious people should shut their traps about evolution unless
> they are scientists and can attack the data, the evidence, from that
> basis.


I'm not trying to convince anyone here, Angie. Merely stating my opinion.
If the qualification to state and debate personal beliefs (yes, theories)
were that one be an expert in the topic of discussion this and many other
forums would be empty. Dull, too.
quote:

> At no point in history was the average Joe even remotely qualified to
> discuss, or even appreciate, science. Not during the Scopes Monkey Trial
> and not today.


People can discuss and appreciate science without knowing everything about
it. I don't know much about chess, either, yet I here I am.
quote:

> To put the average American's understanding of science into perspective:
> If we were talking about language, they would be speaking gibberish -- at
> best Ebonics -- not English. We are mostly dunces when it comes to
> science, the scientific method, and what is science and what is not. If I
> sound elitist on that point too XXXXing bad. I was in school until I was
> 31 years old, trying to get that thing right.


Absolutely.
quote:

> There is probably as much evidence for evolution, when you add molecular
> biology and physiology together, than there is for many other common
> beliefs, including scientific theories that are routinely taught in
> universities.


It's a popular subject. We've been trying to find out and prove where we
came from day one.
quote:

> Would you prefer that we leave the teaching of quantum physics to parents?


Not at all. That's not the point.....
quote:

> After all, nobody has ever seen an electron (although there is abundant
> evidence that they exist).


.....but now you've made mine.
quote:

> There is zero evidence that God created the universe, or that he made the
> world and all the creatures in it in seven days. None. Nada. Numquam. Ganz
> und gar nichts.


Other than the miracle of the human body and mind.
quote:

> I believe he did --


We agree then?
quote:

> in a good deal more than seven days.


You believe there's a Supreme Being that could and did create our universe
but isn't supreme *enough* to do it in seven days?? That sounds a
bit....well, stupid. No offense.
quote:

> But I would, and should, be commited to an insane asylym for getting up in
> front of an audience at the next American Chemical Society National
> Meeting and saying so.


As would I, but I'm not doing that. I don't care what they or anyone else
thinks. Like I said, I'm not trying to convince anybody because that would
be an exercise in futility. I'm merely stating my opinion, one that I hold
as fact.
quote:

> Keep science out of religion and religion out of science.


Too late.


Angelo DePalma

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm


I could turn your question around: If there is a God supreme enough to
establish the laws of physics and the scientific principles that we observe
in action every day, wasn't he supreme enough to trust that those laws alone
were sufficient to bring about human beings from lower creatures?

If there is a God, if he did create everything we see, then he did so
according to what we perceive to be the laws of nature, of physics, which
presumably were of his creation. If you believe in him, then you should
believe that he'd set these laws in motion and let them be. Why complicate
your belief with the religious dogma, which says that while you and I can't
fly across the room, someone 3000 years ago could. Or that once we die,
we're dead but 1972 years ago "many saints were raised." C'mon man.

Matt, I challenge you to go to Google and type, "did Jesus exist?" and spend
an evening reading and following various links.

"Matt Nemmers" <mattnemmers@sbcglobal.net> wrote
quote:

> You believe there's a Supreme Being that could and did create our universe
> but isn't supreme *enough* to do it in seven days?? That sounds a
> bit....well, stupid. No offense.



Angelo DePalma

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm




"Matt Nemmers" <mattnemmers@sbcglobal.net> wrote
quote:

> Perhaps, but many of the theories depend on imperfect testing. Take
> carbon-14 dating, for example. Years ago, tissue was taken from a
> *living* mollusk to test the accuracy of carbon-14 dating. The test
> "revealed" that the tissue was over 2000 years old. The thing was still
> alive.


I never heard of this. I assure you that carbon dating is at least as
accurate as your measurement of the desk your computer is resting on with a
yardstick. If you took 10,000 people and asked them to measure the
dimensions of your desk sure, a few would say it's 1000 feet long and a few
would report 3 millimeters. So what? 9,982 would say it's between 4 feet and
4.2 feet. That's science. The hallucinations of the few people who are drunk
or demented is not science.
quote:

> I'm the furthest thing from a Bible-thumper, but in my mind there is just
> no other satisfactory explanation for all of this.


That's a perfectly reasonable conclusion, but it's not science, it's faith.
Faith should be taught in religion class or philosophy class. In biology
class there is no reasonable explanation for our origin other than
evolution, or some other theory based on evidence.

"No other explanation" is not science, it's conjecture.


David Kane

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm


"Matt Nemmers" <mattnemmers@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:EJ8Se.630$I91.345@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com...
quote:

> "David Kane" <davidekane@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:NfadnRv9laMbl4TeRVn-rg@comcast.com...
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presented.[vbcol=seagreen]
>
> You say this as though evolution has been proven, David. It hasn't.

As for
quote:

> teaching what's "popular," that's all evolution is, too: a popular

theory.
quote:

> If you truly believe what you're saying, then evolution shouldn't be

taught,
quote:

> either.


The popularity of evolution isn't
its appeal. Science is unpopular
in general. It's the fact that the
theory of evolution describes many
aspects of life on earth which makes
it worthwhile for study.

quote:

> I never said eliminate science and math. Both are necessary and

worthwhile
quote:

> fields of study. But while math can always be proven and understood

(by
quote:

> some), ironically, science isn't always an "exact-science." That's

why
quote:

> there are theories, one of which is evolution.
>


Studying biology without studying the
theory of evolution would be like studying
astronomy without the theory of gravitation.

Including creationism in biology is like studying
Santa Claus in an industrial engineering course
dealing with the production and distribution of
goods because Santa Claus stories are more
popular than IE curriculum.




Matt Nemmers

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm

"Angelo DePalma" <angelodpnospam@nospam.gmail.com> wrote in message
news:w3udndmGifRvpITeUSdV9g@ptd.net...
quote:

>
> I could turn your question around: If there is a God supreme enough to
> establish the laws of physics and the scientific principles that we
> observe in action every day, wasn't he supreme enough to trust that those
> laws alone were sufficient to bring about human beings from lower
> creatures?


I hate to answer an answer to a question with a question, but it if God is
all-knowing, all-seeing, and all-powerful like you believe, why would he
need to rely on natural selection and evolution to create the human race
when surely he could do it himself? To amuse him? To pass the time? Why
would God have to rely on the laws *He* created when *He* controls them?
Look at it this way: if you're watching TV and you want to change the
channel and the remote is sitting on the armchair right next to you, do you
stand up, walk across the room and change it manually, or do you pick up the
remote and push a button? Most people choose the latter. And if we're
created in God's image (as you believe) and we almost always choose the path
of least resistance, doesn't it make sense that God would have done it
Himself?

Besides, even if one entertained the notion that God relied on the laws *He*
created in order to bring about mankind -- taking hundreds of thousands of
years in the process -- He STILL created us. Even if He didn't create us
from dust, He still provided the time, the place, and the circumstances for
evolution to take place, according to your analogy. So regardless, it's
still "Intelligent Design" by definition.
quote:

> If there is a God, if he did create everything we see, then he did so
> according to what we perceive to be the laws of nature, of physics, which
> presumably were of his creation. If you believe in him, then you should
> believe that he'd set these laws in motion and let them be. Why complicate
> your belief with the religious dogma, which says that while you and I
> can't fly across the room, someone 3000 years ago could. Or that once we
> die, we're dead but 1972 years ago "many saints were raised." C'mon man.


I'm not complicating anything because I don't buy evolution. Only to those
who believe in Darwin's theory AND believe in God have the dilemma.
quote:

> Matt, I challenge you to go to Google and type, "did Jesus exist?" and
> spend an evening reading and following various links.


I may just do that on my next watch.


Jürgen R.

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm

[...]
quote:

>
> But while the argument that
>theology doesn't belong in the science classroom may have a (very) *little*
>merit, at least grant me that teaching creationism in a HISTORY class would
>be appropriate.
>
>Regards,
>
>Matt
>

If the current trend continues, namely fundamentalist religion
becoming dominant in the U.S. (and in the Near East) then it will
belong in the history books.

Jürgen R.

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm

[...]
quote:

>Creationism is the generally accepted personal theory of life on this
>planet. I don't care whether or not children believe in God, but they
>should understand that others do and that there may be things in this
>universe that just can't be explained.


For example, how anybody can be dumb enough to join the Navy...
quote:

>
>
>Evolution is a hole-ridden theory put up by rigid agnostics who rely on
>near-impossible odds of happenstance and imperfect tests to champion their
>claim that we came from single-cell ameoba.


One of the reasons why Darwin's name is strongly associated with the
idea of evolution through natural selection is that he wrote and
reasoned extremely well. His attitude toward the subject and the
resulting controversy was absolutely flawless.

You may claim all sorts of nonsense about "hole-ridden theories", but
you cannot supply a single example of excessive claims from Darwin,
nor from any serious student of the subject in more modern times. For
the biologist a "creator" is simply not an issue.
Jürgen R.

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm

O
quote:

>
>I hate to answer an answer to a question with a question, but it if God is
>all-knowing, all-seeing, and all-powerful like you believe, why would he
>need to rely on natural selection and evolution to create the human race
>when surely he could do it himself? To amuse him? To pass the time?


He was just trying to impress his wife. Just think: How many other
Godesses had husbands clever enough to invent quantum mechanics?



Jürgen R.

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm

[...]
quote:

>
>"No other explanation" is not science, it's conjecture.
>

"No other explanation" is the essence of every indirect proof in
mathematics.

Either A or ~A is true; if ~A implies a contradiction then there is no
other explanation and A must be true.

If a creationist were clever enough he would claim that this depends
upon an article of faith, namely the 'law of the excluded middle'.
And, indeed, there have been people who denied the validity of this
common form of argument.



Jürgen R.

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm

[...]
quote:

>
>If a donkey and a girl mates, do they produce offspring?


Yes, it has happened and they called it 'Sam'.
quote:

>
>I do not know. That is why I am asking.


Wick

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm

Matt Nemmers wrote;

quote:

>I'm not complicating anything because I don't buy evolution. Only to those
>who believe in Darwin's theory AND believe in God have the dilemma.


Incorrect.

Only those Christians who believe in Darwin's theory AND believe in a
literalistic interpretation of Genesis have a dilemma.

Not all persons who believe in God are (a) Christians and (b) biblical
literalists. To imply otherwise, as you do, is arrogant and incorrect.

Wick

Sam Sloan

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm

On Sat, 03 Sep 2005 04:14:13 GMT, "Matt Nemmers"
<mattnemmers@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
quote:

> I don't know much about chess, either, yet I here I am.


I am glad you finally admitted it.

Sam Sloan
Kiddon

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm

No. As I suspected, it is already there.

kiddon

The Historian

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm


Matt Nemmers wrote:
quote:

> I'm not complicating anything because I don't buy evolution. Only to those
> who believe in Darwin's theory AND believe in God have the dilemma.


There's no such dilemma. Even if you meant to say "practice
Christianity" instead of "believe in God" (a phrase that includes every
variety of monotheism) your statement is still false. There's no choice
that a Christian needs to make between evolution and the Bible, because
there is no contradiction between science and the Bible. Unfortunately
our fundimentalist brothers and sisters often adopt literalist readings
of Scripture for their own often secular purposes (race and sex
discrimination, for instance), and nonsense like "Intelligent Design"
is the result.

To more fully understand the sort of folks the "Intelligent Design"
promoters belong with, read
http://www.salon.com/news/feat ure/2005/08/31/archaeology/ind ex.html

Catalan

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm



"Matt Nemmers" <mattnemmers@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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quote:

> Evolution is a hole-ridden theory put up by rigid agnostics who rely on
> near-impossible odds of happenstance and imperfect tests to champion their
> claim that we came from single-cell ameoba.


Nevertheless, the holes are smaller and far less frequent then the holes in
the Creation theory.



Catalan

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm



"Angelo DePalma" <angelodpnospam@nospam.gmail.com> wrote in message
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quote:

> Matt, I challenge you to go to Google and type, "did Jesus exist?" and
> spend an evening reading and following various links.


I'm sure he did. The only question is, who was his old man?



Matt Nemmers

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm

"Wick" <WickDeer3@cs.com> wrote in message
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quote:

> Matt Nemmers wrote;
>
>
>
> Incorrect.
>
> Only those Christians who believe in Darwin's theory AND believe in a
> literalistic interpretation of Genesis have a dilemma.
>
> Not all persons who believe in God are (a) Christians and (b) biblical
> literalists. To imply otherwise, as you do, is arrogant and incorrect.
>
> Wick


I stand corrected. Mea culpa. Poor choice of words on my part.


Catalan

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm



"Jürgen R." <jurgenr@web.de> wrote in message
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quote:

> O
>
> He was just trying to impress his wife. Just think: How many other
> Godesses had husbands clever enough to invent quantum mechanics?


I wasn't aware he had a wife. But I am looking forward to going to heaven
where I won't be allowed to smoke, cuss, drink, fornicate, or spit on the
ground.



Catalan

2005-09-05, 8:51 pm



"Matt Nemmers" <mattnemmers@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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quote:

> I stand corrected. Mea culpa.


Besa mi cula.