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New Direction for the USCF
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| 99% Kosher 2005-03-29, 6:20 pm |
| The USCF needs a new direction. We need to elect people like Sam Sloan,
Ray Gordon, Stan Booz and Richard Petersen, etc. They can save the
USCF.
Sloan can be the flashy pimp. Gordon can be the drug lord. Peterson can
collect the money and our buddy Booz can cook the books.
Comments?
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| Spam Scone 2005-03-29, 10:15 pm |
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99% Kosher wrote:
quote:
> The USCF needs a new direction. We need to elect people like Sam
Sloan,
quote:
> Ray Gordon, Stan Booz and Richard Petersen, etc. They can save the
> USCF.
>
> Sloan can be the flashy pimp. Gordon can be the drug lord. Peterson
can
quote:
> collect the money and our buddy Booz can cook the books.
>
> Comments?
Stan Booz is a good man. We need more like him in Crossville/New
Windsor.
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"Spam Scone" <Spamscone@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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quote:
> can
>
> Stan Booz is a good man. We need more like him in Crossville/New
> Windsor.
If I was to cook books I'd use a lot of garlic and cover them with tomato
gravy. People that like Italian food will eat anything flavored with garlic
and covered in tomato gravy.
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| parrthenon@cs.com 2005-03-30, 3:55 am |
| SAVING THE USCF
<If I was to cook books I'd use a lot of garlic and cover them with
tomato gravy. People that like Italian food will eat anything flavored
with garlic and covered in tomato gravy.> resident CPA Stan Booz's
recipe for saving the USCF.
A Booz, Gordon, Peterson, Sloan Board would give all of us new
hope, provided that the members could keep Mr. Booz under some kind of
restraint. To the Board, I would add Jim Eade (a pro-FIDE and pro-drug
testing voice for balance) Jerry Hanken and, to be fair to everyone,
yours truly.
BOARD OF BOARDS, KING OF KINGS
It would be the Board of Boards, a harbinger of a constructive
new era auguring well for a new relationship (see below) with the King
of Kings.
One major decision would be to name the ED, and I think we could
summon a majority to offer the position on a revolving basis to Mike
Cavallo, George De Feis and Frank Niro.
The Federation presidency would likely go to a compromise
candidate, the late Claude Bloodgood or, just possibly in a pinch,
Robert John McCrary. Frank Camaratta or the very secure Ray Weinstein
could be trusted with the funds. Don Schultz could continue as
secretary. The vice presidency would revolve among the seven Board
members.
Eric Johnson, of course, would be in charge of master relations,
working with big-name chess people to promote chess in America. Paul
Truong and Phil Innes
would be transferred to Pennsylvania, there to do chess settlement work
with Eric's traumatized chess club members.
[Randy Bauer would be sent to jail.]
The move to Cross-to-Bear would be cancelled, though not in
favor of Liberty or Palm Beach. Since we are told it makes no
difference where the Federation is located in this Internet age, and
given recent news developments important for
American chess, the obvious location is Reykjavik, Iceland.
If Bobby, the King of Kings, will not come to the USCF, then the
USCF must go to Bobby.
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| Tom Klem 2005-03-30, 3:55 am |
| Larry,
Building a stool with only two good legs is not a good idea. It would be the
same thing as electing your buddy Sam Sloan to the board. No one would ever
take us seriously again.
--
Tom Klem
"Slanders, Libels and Defamations are our business!"
---sign hanging up in the back of Spam Sloan's rusting cab.
<parrthenon@cs.com> wrote in message
news:1112152512.814260.61730@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
quote:
> SAVING THE USCF
>
> <If I was to cook books I'd use a lot of garlic and cover them with
> tomato gravy. People that like Italian food will eat anything flavored
> with garlic and covered in tomato gravy.> resident CPA Stan Booz's
> recipe for saving the USCF.
>
> A Booz, Gordon, Peterson, Sloan Board would give all of us new
> hope, provided that the members could keep Mr. Booz under some kind of
> restraint. To the Board, I would add Jim Eade (a pro-FIDE and pro-drug
> testing voice for balance) Jerry Hanken and, to be fair to everyone,
> yours truly.
>
> BOARD OF BOARDS, KING OF KINGS
>
> It would be the Board of Boards, a harbinger of a constructive
> new era auguring well for a new relationship (see below) with the King
> of Kings.
>
> One major decision would be to name the ED, and I think we could
> summon a majority to offer the position on a revolving basis to Mike
> Cavallo, George De Feis and Frank Niro.
>
> The Federation presidency would likely go to a compromise
> candidate, the late Claude Bloodgood or, just possibly in a pinch,
> Robert John McCrary. Frank Camaratta or the very secure Ray Weinstein
> could be trusted with the funds. Don Schultz could continue as
> secretary. The vice presidency would revolve among the seven Board
> members.
>
> Eric Johnson, of course, would be in charge of master relations,
> working with big-name chess people to promote chess in America. Paul
> Truong and Phil Innes
> would be transferred to Pennsylvania, there to do chess settlement work
> with Eric's traumatized chess club members.
>
> [Randy Bauer would be sent to jail.]
>
> The move to Cross-to-Bear would be cancelled, though not in
> favor of Liberty or Palm Beach. Since we are told it makes no
> difference where the Federation is located in this Internet age, and
> given recent news developments important for
> American chess, the obvious location is Reykjavik, Iceland.
>
> If Bobby, the King of Kings, will not come to the USCF, then the
> USCF must go to Bobby.
>
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| Tom Martinak 2005-03-30, 3:55 am |
| >If I was to cook books I'd use a lot of garlic and cover
quote:
>them with tomato gravy. People that like Italian food will
>eat anything flavored with garlic and covered in tomato
>gravy.
Everyone thought you were an altruist as you attempted to live by the
"To Serve Man" book. Now it turns out to be a cookbook!
- Tom Martinak
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"Spam Scone" <Spamscone@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1112141922.070293.198020@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
quote:
> can
>
> Stan Booz is a good man. We need more like him in Crossville/New
> Windsor.
If I was to cook books I'd use a lot of garlic and cover them with tomato
gravy. People that like Italian food will eat anything flavored with garlic
and covered in tomato gravy.
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| parrthenon@cs.com 2005-04-07, 6:08 pm |
| SAVING THE USCF
<If I was to cook books I'd use a lot of garlic and cover them with
tomato gravy. People that like Italian food will eat anything flavored
with garlic and covered in tomato gravy.> resident CPA Stan Booz's
recipe for saving the USCF.
A Booz, Gordon, Peterson, Sloan Board would give all of us new
hope, provided that the members could keep Mr. Booz under some kind of
restraint. To the Board, I would add Jim Eade (a pro-FIDE and pro-drug
testing voice for balance) Jerry Hanken and, to be fair to everyone,
yours truly.
BOARD OF BOARDS, KING OF KINGS
It would be the Board of Boards, a harbinger of a constructive
new era auguring well for a new relationship (see below) with the King
of Kings.
One major decision would be to name the ED, and I think we could
summon a majority to offer the position on a revolving basis to Mike
Cavallo, George De Feis and Frank Niro.
The Federation presidency would likely go to a compromise
candidate, the late Claude Bloodgood or, just possibly in a pinch,
Robert John McCrary. Frank Camaratta or the very secure Ray Weinstein
could be trusted with the funds. Don Schultz could continue as
secretary. The vice presidency would revolve among the seven Board
members.
Eric Johnson, of course, would be in charge of master relations,
working with big-name chess people to promote chess in America. Paul
Truong and Phil Innes
would be transferred to Pennsylvania, there to do chess settlement work
with Eric's traumatized chess club members.
[Randy Bauer would be sent to jail.]
The move to Cross-to-Bear would be cancelled, though not in
favor of Liberty or Palm Beach. Since we are told it makes no
difference where the Federation is located in this Internet age, and
given recent news developments important for
American chess, the obvious location is Reykjavik, Iceland.
If Bobby, the King of Kings, will not come to the USCF, then the
USCF must go to Bobby.
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| Tom Martinak 2005-04-07, 6:08 pm |
| >If I was to cook books I'd use a lot of garlic and cover
quote:
>them with tomato gravy. People that like Italian food will
>eat anything flavored with garlic and covered in tomato
>gravy.
Everyone thought you were an altruist as you attempted to live by the
"To Serve Man" book. Now it turns out to be a cookbook!
- Tom Martinak
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