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| Sam Sloan 2005-03-29, 3:56 am |
| Sam Sloan is in line to become King of Monaco
With Prince Rainier of Monaco on life-support and his condition
unlikely to improve, there is speculation as to whom will be the next
ruler of Monaco.
Normally, the eldest son becomes the king, but Prince Rainier has said
that Prince Albert is "not ready". This apparently refers to the fact
that Prince Albert is not married and has produced no heir. He might
even be gay.
For this reason, CNN News and other sources have reported that the
"investiture ceremony will not take place until a national period of
mourning has concluded." Normally, the new monarch is crowned
immediately after the previous one dies. Why wait?
Because of doubts about Prince Albert, the law of Monaco was changed
to allow a daughter of Prince Rainier to become Queen. However,
Princess Stephanie got herself knocked up and had a bastard kid by an
elephant trainer and then for good measure she got married to a
trapeze artist, so she might get kicked off the list.
http://www.shamema.com/pafg827.htm#30425
Similarly, going down the list of possible heirs it seems that every
one of them is disqualified for one reason or another.f
Until one comes to the name of Sam Sloan, who is eminently qualified
to become the next ruler of Monaco.
This is because Sam Sloan is the 13th cousin of Prince Rainier of
Monaco, one generation removed.
Here is the proof:
The mother of Prince Rainier Grimaldi III of MONACO was Charlotte Of
VALENTINOIS http://www.shamema.com/pafg826.htm#30417
The father of Charlotte Of VALENTINOIS was Louis II Honore Charles Of
MONACO http://www.anusha.com/pafg827.htm#30432
The mother of Louis II Honore Charles Of MONACO was Mary Victoria
DOUGLAS HAMILTON http://www.shamema.com/pafg822.htm#29888
The mother of Mary Victoria DOUGLAS HAMILTON was Marie Amelia
Elizabeth Caroline Princess Of BADEN
http://www.anusha.com/pafg826.htm#30407
The Father of Marie Amelia Elizabeth Caroline Princess Of BADEN was
Karl Ludwig Friedrich Grand Duke Of BADEN
http://www.shamema.com/pafg727.htm#23104
The mother of Karl Ludwig Friedrich Grand Duke Of BADEN was Amalie
(Friederike) Princess Of HESSE-DARMSTADT
http://www.anusha.com/pafg713.htm#23102
The father of Amalie (Friederike) Princess Of HESSE-DARMSTADT was
Ludwig IX Landgrave Of HESSE-DARMSTADT
http://www.shamema.com/pafg726.htm#23082
The mother of Ludwig IX Landgrave Of HESSE-DARMSTADT was Charlotte
Christine Magdalene Countess Of HANAU-LICHTENBERG
http://www.shamema.com/pafg726.htm#24343
The mother of Charlotte Christine Magdalene Countess Of
HANAU-LICHTENBERG was Dorothea Friederike Princess Of
BRANDENBURG-ANSBACH http://www.anusha.com/pafg749.htm#24356
The mother of Dorothea Friederike Princess Of BRANDENBURG-ANSBACH was
Johanne Elisabeth Princess Of BADEN
http://www.shamema.com/pafg745.htm#24037
The mother of Johanne Elisabeth Princess Of BADEN was Christine
Magdalene Countess Of ZWEIBRUCKEN-KLEEBURG
http://www.shamema.com/pafg742.htm#25520
The mother of Christine Magdalene Countess Of ZWEIBRUCKEN-KLEEBURG was
Catharina Karlsdotter (Vasa) Princess Of SWEDEN
http://www.anusha.com/pafg742.htm#24098
The father of Catharina Karlsdotter (Vasa) Princess Of SWEDEN was Karl
IX Gustafsson (Vasa) King Of SWEDEN
http://www.shamema.com/pafg748.htm#25051
The father of Karl IX Gustafsson (Vasa) King Of SWEDEN was Gustaf I
ERIKSSON KING OF SWEDEN VASA http://www.anusha.com/pafg758.htm#9426
Another son (by a different wife) of Gustaf I ERIKSSON KING OF SWEDEN
VASA was Erik XIV GUSTAFSSON (VASA) KING OF SWEDEN
http://www.shamema.com/pafg342.htm#9427
A daughter of Erik XIV GUSTAFSSON (VASA) KING OF SWEDEN was Virginia
ERIKSDOTTER (VASA) http://www.anusha.com/pafg342.htm#9407
A daughter of Virginia ERIKSDOTTER (VASA) was Katarina
HAKANSDOTTER-HAND http://www.shamema.com/pafg342.htm#9401
A daughter of Katarina HAKANSDOTTER-HAND was Virginia
JOHANSDOTTER-RYTTER http://www.anusha.com/pafg341.htm#9400
A son of Virginia JOHANSDOTTER-RYTTER was Goran Goranssson-Stierna
http://www.shamema.com/pafg341.htm#9385
A daughter of Goran Goranssson-Stierna was Maria Elisabet
Goransdotter-Stierna http://www.anusha.com/pafg341.htm#9384
A son of Maria Elisabet Goransdotter-Stierna was Joran Magnus
Andersson LEIJONFLYCHT http://www.shamema.com/pafg341.htm#9381
A daughter of Joran Magnus Andersson LEIJONFLYCHT was Helena
Joransdotter LEIJONFLYCHT http://www.anusha.com/pafg340.htm#9380
A son of Helena Joransdotter LEIJONFLYCHT was Jonas NILSSON
http://www.shamema.com/pafg340.htm#9367
A daughter of Jonas NILSSON was Maria JONASDOTTER
http://www.anusha.com/pafg340.htm#9360
A daughter of Maria JONASDOTTER was Anna Stina BENGTSDOTTER
http://www.shamema.com/pafg332.htm#9357
A daughter of Anna Stina BENGTSDOTTER was Emily PETERSON
http://www.anusha.com/pafg69.htm#8989
A daughter of Emily PETERSON was Emily Bayfield
http://www.shamema.com/pafg04.htm#1483
A son of Emily Bayfield was Leroy Bayfield Sloan
http://www.anusha.com/pafg02.htm#33
A son of Leroy Bayfield Sloan is Sam Sloan
http://www.samsloan.com/pafg01.htm#5
Thus, it is proved conclusively that Sam Sloan is in line to become
King of Monaco.
Not at the head of the line it is true, but a few of the others might
be passed over to get to him.
Sam Sloan
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| Dave Mayall 2005-03-29, 3:56 am |
| On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 03:08:48 GMT, sloan@ishipress.com (Sam Sloan)
wrote:
quote:
>Sam Sloan is in line to become King of Monaco
And will become the first king to be crowned wearing a straightjacket.
--
Dave Mayall
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| jamesrynd@aol.com 2005-03-29, 6:55 am |
| >Dave Mayall
Will your band play at his coronation party?
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| 99% Kosher 2005-03-29, 6:20 pm |
| And you want us to vote for you? Get real!
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| Ken Jones 2005-03-29, 6:20 pm |
| Bad news, Sam. A report from California notes that former Neverland
resident Bubbles the Chimp also has claims to this throne. He notes
that it is only a small step from the King of Pop to the King of
Monaco. After verifying his pedigree, it was discovered that Bubbles
ranks above you in this (and several other) hierarchies. But if it's
any consulation, I hear that Prince of Looniebin is still up for grabs.
Ken
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| R.P. Warren 2005-03-30, 7:21 pm |
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Sam Sloan wrote:
quote:
> Sam Sloan is in line to become King of Monaco
Sam, I wonder if you have seen too many reruns of 'King Ralph',
starring John Goodman. Perhaps you thought it was a documentary?
quote:
> With Prince Rainier of Monaco on life-support and his condition
> unlikely to improve, there is speculation as to whom will be the next
> ruler of Monaco.
'Whom will be'? That's enough to cross you off the list right there.
The King of Monaco must have perfect grammar. Youm don't.
quote:
> This is because Sam Sloan is the 13th cousin of Prince Rainier of
> Monaco, one generation removed.
Are you aware that the same is true of many thousands of people? Do an
internet search on the term 'pedigree collapse' for more information on
this subject. Probably anyone on earth is no further than a 50th cousin
to anyone else.
quote:
> Thus, it is proved conclusively that Sam Sloan is in line to become
> King of Monaco.
Even if all other obstacles were removed, the White Rastafarians, who
worship Prince Rainier the way the Haitian Rastafarians revere the late
Haile Selassie, would never accept you.
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"Dave Mayall" <david.mayall@ukonline.co.uk> wrote in message
news:g42i411orhgs4iihcrvtvp3s0qgp4ej8m5@news.individual.net...
quote:
> On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 03:08:48 GMT, sloan@ishipress.com (Sam Sloan)
> wrote:
>
>
> And will become the first king to be crowned wearing a straightjacket.
>
> --
> Dave Mayall
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| Scaly Lizard 2005-04-07, 6:07 pm |
| On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 03:08:48 GMT, sloan@ishipress.com (Sam Sloan)
wrote:
quote:
>Sam Sloan is in line to become King of Monaco
>
>With Prince Rainier of Monaco on life-support and his condition
>unlikely to improve, there is speculation as to whom will be the next
>ruler of Monaco.
>
>Normally, the eldest son becomes the king, but Prince Rainier has said
>that Prince Albert is "not ready". This apparently refers to the fact
>that Prince Albert is not married and has produced no heir. He might
>even be gay.
>
>For this reason, CNN News and other sources have reported that the
>"investiture ceremony will not take place until a national period of
>mourning has concluded." Normally, the new monarch is crowned
>immediately after the previous one dies. Why wait?
>
>Because of doubts about Prince Albert, the law of Monaco was changed
>to allow a daughter of Prince Rainier to become Queen. However,
>Princess Stephanie got herself knocked up and had a bastard kid by an
>elephant trainer and then for good measure she got married to a
>trapeze artist, so she might get kicked off the list.
>http://www.shamema.com/pafg827.htm#30425
>
>Similarly, going down the list of possible heirs it seems that every
>one of them is disqualified for one reason or another.?f
>
>Until one comes to the name of Sam Sloan, who is eminently qualified
>to become the next ruler of Monaco.
>
>This is because Sam Sloan is the 13th cousin of Prince Rainier of
>Monaco, one generation removed.
>
>Here is the proof:
>
>The mother of Prince Rainier Grimaldi III of MONACO was Charlotte Of
>VALENTINOIS http://www.shamema.com/pafg826.htm#30417
>
>The father of Charlotte Of VALENTINOIS was Louis II Honore Charles Of
>MONACO http://www.anusha.com/pafg827.htm#30432
>
<snipped>
quote:
>
>Thus, it is proved conclusively that Sam Sloan is in line to become
>King of Monaco.
>
>Not at the head of the line it is true, but a few of the others might
>be passed over to get to him.
>
>Sam Sloan
Perhaps Sam Sloan will be elected in the conclave instead?
Then, you could use the Swiss Guards to enforce your claim
to Monaco. Ahh, i can see it now... one by one, the principalities
of Europe will fall like dominoes under the iron boot of Sam.
Lichtenstein, San Marino, Vatican City...
I'll send you a gift basket when you get to St. Helena.
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| Jane Adams 2005-04-07, 6:07 pm |
| Hand grenades and limes?
--
Jane
http://users.lvcm.com/jadams
"Scaly Lizard" <scalylizard@nospampleaseyho.com> wrote in message
news:1l2v415abj8msfrm91looojvo038ql982q@4ax.com...
quote:
> On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 03:08:48 GMT, sloan@ishipress.com (Sam Sloan)
> wrote:
>
> <snipped>
>
> Perhaps Sam Sloan will be elected in the conclave instead?
>
> Then, you could use the Swiss Guards to enforce your claim
> to Monaco. Ahh, i can see it now... one by one, the principalities
> of Europe will fall like dominoes under the iron boot of Sam.
> Lichtenstein, San Marino, Vatican City...
>
> I'll send you a gift basket when you get to St. Helena.
>
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| 99% Kosher 2005-04-07, 6:07 pm |
| And you want us to vote for you? Get real!
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| Angelo De Pa1ma 2005-04-07, 6:07 pm |
|
I agree you should be crowned King of Monaco. I'd put in a good word for you
but my influence on European royalty has waned in recent years. I suggest
you put together a small army of like-minded Hungarian nobles and invade
them from the north, using elephants to cross the alps. Challenge Prince
Ranier to a duel. In his condition you'll almost certainly win. Just pull
out his breathing tube and you'll be king. When it's safe to come over I'll
join you as your cultural minister.
"Sam Sloan" <sloan@ishipress.com> wrote in message
news:4248c35d.52076093@ca.news.verio.net...
quote:
> Sam Sloan is in line to become King of Monaco
>
> With Prince Rainier of Monaco on life-support and his condition
> unlikely to improve, there is speculation as to whom will be the next
> ruler of Monaco.
>
> Normally, the eldest son becomes the king, but Prince Rainier has said
> that Prince Albert is "not ready". This apparently refers to the fact
> that Prince Albert is not married and has produced no heir. He might
> even be gay.
>
> For this reason, CNN News and other sources have reported that the
> "investiture ceremony will not take place until a national period of
> mourning has concluded." Normally, the new monarch is crowned
> immediately after the previous one dies. Why wait?
>
> Because of doubts about Prince Albert, the law of Monaco was changed
> to allow a daughter of Prince Rainier to become Queen. However,
> Princess Stephanie got herself knocked up and had a bastard kid by an
> elephant trainer and then for good measure she got married to a
> trapeze artist, so she might get kicked off the list.
> http://www.shamema.com/pafg827.htm#30425
>
> Similarly, going down the list of possible heirs it seems that every
> one of them is disqualified for one reason or another.f
>
> Until one comes to the name of Sam Sloan, who is eminently qualified
> to become the next ruler of Monaco.
>
> This is because Sam Sloan is the 13th cousin of Prince Rainier of
> Monaco, one generation removed.
>
> Here is the proof:
>
> The mother of Prince Rainier Grimaldi III of MONACO was Charlotte Of
> VALENTINOIS http://www.shamema.com/pafg826.htm#30417
>
> The father of Charlotte Of VALENTINOIS was Louis II Honore Charles Of
> MONACO http://www.anusha.com/pafg827.htm#30432
>
> The mother of Louis II Honore Charles Of MONACO was Mary Victoria
> DOUGLAS HAMILTON http://www.shamema.com/pafg822.htm#29888
>
> The mother of Mary Victoria DOUGLAS HAMILTON was Marie Amelia
> Elizabeth Caroline Princess Of BADEN
> http://www.anusha.com/pafg826.htm#30407
>
> The Father of Marie Amelia Elizabeth Caroline Princess Of BADEN was
> Karl Ludwig Friedrich Grand Duke Of BADEN
> http://www.shamema.com/pafg727.htm#23104
>
> The mother of Karl Ludwig Friedrich Grand Duke Of BADEN was Amalie
> (Friederike) Princess Of HESSE-DARMSTADT
> http://www.anusha.com/pafg713.htm#23102
>
> The father of Amalie (Friederike) Princess Of HESSE-DARMSTADT was
> Ludwig IX Landgrave Of HESSE-DARMSTADT
> http://www.shamema.com/pafg726.htm#23082
>
> The mother of Ludwig IX Landgrave Of HESSE-DARMSTADT was Charlotte
> Christine Magdalene Countess Of HANAU-LICHTENBERG
> http://www.shamema.com/pafg726.htm#24343
>
> The mother of Charlotte Christine Magdalene Countess Of
> HANAU-LICHTENBERG was Dorothea Friederike Princess Of
> BRANDENBURG-ANSBACH http://www.anusha.com/pafg749.htm#24356
>
> The mother of Dorothea Friederike Princess Of BRANDENBURG-ANSBACH was
> Johanne Elisabeth Princess Of BADEN
> http://www.shamema.com/pafg745.htm#24037
>
> The mother of Johanne Elisabeth Princess Of BADEN was Christine
> Magdalene Countess Of ZWEIBRUCKEN-KLEEBURG
> http://www.shamema.com/pafg742.htm#25520
>
> The mother of Christine Magdalene Countess Of ZWEIBRUCKEN-KLEEBURG was
> Catharina Karlsdotter (Vasa) Princess Of SWEDEN
> http://www.anusha.com/pafg742.htm#24098
>
> The father of Catharina Karlsdotter (Vasa) Princess Of SWEDEN was Karl
> IX Gustafsson (Vasa) King Of SWEDEN
> http://www.shamema.com/pafg748.htm#25051
>
> The father of Karl IX Gustafsson (Vasa) King Of SWEDEN was Gustaf I
> ERIKSSON KING OF SWEDEN VASA http://www.anusha.com/pafg758.htm#9426
>
> Another son (by a different wife) of Gustaf I ERIKSSON KING OF SWEDEN
> VASA was Erik XIV GUSTAFSSON (VASA) KING OF SWEDEN
> http://www.shamema.com/pafg342.htm#9427
>
> A daughter of Erik XIV GUSTAFSSON (VASA) KING OF SWEDEN was Virginia
> ERIKSDOTTER (VASA) http://www.anusha.com/pafg342.htm#9407
>
> A daughter of Virginia ERIKSDOTTER (VASA) was Katarina
> HAKANSDOTTER-HAND http://www.shamema.com/pafg342.htm#9401
>
> A daughter of Katarina HAKANSDOTTER-HAND was Virginia
> JOHANSDOTTER-RYTTER http://www.anusha.com/pafg341.htm#9400
>
> A son of Virginia JOHANSDOTTER-RYTTER was Goran Goranssson-Stierna
> http://www.shamema.com/pafg341.htm#9385
>
> A daughter of Goran Goranssson-Stierna was Maria Elisabet
> Goransdotter-Stierna http://www.anusha.com/pafg341.htm#9384
>
> A son of Maria Elisabet Goransdotter-Stierna was Joran Magnus
> Andersson LEIJONFLYCHT http://www.shamema.com/pafg341.htm#9381
>
> A daughter of Joran Magnus Andersson LEIJONFLYCHT was Helena
> Joransdotter LEIJONFLYCHT http://www.anusha.com/pafg340.htm#9380
>
> A son of Helena Joransdotter LEIJONFLYCHT was Jonas NILSSON
> http://www.shamema.com/pafg340.htm#9367
>
> A daughter of Jonas NILSSON was Maria JONASDOTTER
> http://www.anusha.com/pafg340.htm#9360
>
> A daughter of Maria JONASDOTTER was Anna Stina BENGTSDOTTER
> http://www.shamema.com/pafg332.htm#9357
>
> A daughter of Anna Stina BENGTSDOTTER was Emily PETERSON
> http://www.anusha.com/pafg69.htm#8989
>
> A daughter of Emily PETERSON was Emily Bayfield
> http://www.shamema.com/pafg04.htm#1483
>
> A son of Emily Bayfield was Leroy Bayfield Sloan
> http://www.anusha.com/pafg02.htm#33
>
> A son of Leroy Bayfield Sloan is Sam Sloan
> http://www.samsloan.com/pafg01.htm#5
>
> Thus, it is proved conclusively that Sam Sloan is in line to become
> King of Monaco.
>
> Not at the head of the line it is true, but a few of the others might
> be passed over to get to him.
>
> Sam Sloan
>
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| Ken Jones 2005-04-07, 6:07 pm |
| Bad news, Sam. A report from California notes that former Neverland
resident Bubbles the Chimp also has claims to this throne. He notes
that it is only a small step from the King of Pop to the King of
Monaco. After verifying his pedigree, it was discovered that Bubbles
ranks above you in this (and several other) hierarchies. But if it's
any consulation, I hear that Prince of Looniebin is still up for grabs.
Ken
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| Jane Adams 2005-04-07, 6:08 pm |
| Hand grenades and limes?
--
Jane
http://users.lvcm.com/jadams
"Scaly Lizard" <scalylizard@nospampleaseyho.com> wrote in message
news:1l2v415abj8msfrm91looojvo038ql982q@4ax.com...
quote:
> On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 03:08:48 GMT, sloan@ishipress.com (Sam Sloan)
> wrote:
>
> <snipped>
>
> Perhaps Sam Sloan will be elected in the conclave instead?
>
> Then, you could use the Swiss Guards to enforce your claim
> to Monaco. Ahh, i can see it now... one by one, the principalities
> of Europe will fall like dominoes under the iron boot of Sam.
> Lichtenstein, San Marino, Vatican City...
>
> I'll send you a gift basket when you get to St. Helena.
>
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| Sam Sloan 2005-04-07, 6:09 pm |
| Prince Rainier has just been officially declared dead, so now it is
time to make my move with the elephants.
Sam Sloan
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| Jean Sue Libkind 2005-04-07, 6:09 pm |
| Sam Sloan wrote:
quote:
> Prince Rainier has just been officially declared dead, so now it is
> time to make my move with the elephants.
>
> Sam Sloan
Watch out for them there high hills they got.....
js
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| Alf Christophersen 2005-04-07, 9:53 pm |
| On Wed, 06 Apr 2005 07:56:27 GMT, sloan@ishipress.com (Sam Sloan)
wrote:
quote:
>Prince Rainier has just been officially declared dead, so now it is
>time to make my move with the elephants.
>
>Sam Sloan
Complaint of list abuse sent.
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| Scaly Lizard 2005-04-08, 3:55 am |
| On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 03:08:48 GMT, sloan@ishipress.com (Sam Sloan)
wrote:
quote:
>Sam Sloan is in line to become King of Monaco
>
>With Prince Rainier of Monaco on life-support and his condition
>unlikely to improve, there is speculation as to whom will be the next
>ruler of Monaco.
>
>Normally, the eldest son becomes the king, but Prince Rainier has said
>that Prince Albert is "not ready". This apparently refers to the fact
>that Prince Albert is not married and has produced no heir. He might
>even be gay.
>
>For this reason, CNN News and other sources have reported that the
>"investiture ceremony will not take place until a national period of
>mourning has concluded." Normally, the new monarch is crowned
>immediately after the previous one dies. Why wait?
>
>Because of doubts about Prince Albert, the law of Monaco was changed
>to allow a daughter of Prince Rainier to become Queen. However,
>Princess Stephanie got herself knocked up and had a bastard kid by an
>elephant trainer and then for good measure she got married to a
>trapeze artist, so she might get kicked off the list.
>http://www.shamema.com/pafg827.htm#30425
>
>Similarly, going down the list of possible heirs it seems that every
>one of them is disqualified for one reason or another.?f
>
>Until one comes to the name of Sam Sloan, who is eminently qualified
>to become the next ruler of Monaco.
>
>This is because Sam Sloan is the 13th cousin of Prince Rainier of
>Monaco, one generation removed.
>
>Here is the proof:
>
>The mother of Prince Rainier Grimaldi III of MONACO was Charlotte Of
>VALENTINOIS http://www.shamema.com/pafg826.htm#30417
>
>The father of Charlotte Of VALENTINOIS was Louis II Honore Charles Of
>MONACO http://www.anusha.com/pafg827.htm#30432
>
<snipped>
quote:
>
>Thus, it is proved conclusively that Sam Sloan is in line to become
>King of Monaco.
>
>Not at the head of the line it is true, but a few of the others might
>be passed over to get to him.
>
>Sam Sloan
Perhaps Sam Sloan will be elected in the conclave instead?
Then, you could use the Swiss Guards to enforce your claim
to Monaco. Ahh, i can see it now... one by one, the principalities
of Europe will fall like dominoes under the iron boot of Sam.
Lichtenstein, San Marino, Vatican City...
I'll send you a gift basket when you get to St. Helena.
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| Sam Sloan 2005-04-11, 5:59 pm |
| Prince Rainier has just been officially declared dead, so now it is
time to make my move with the elephants.
Sam Sloan
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| Alf Christophersen 2005-04-11, 9:54 pm |
| On Wed, 06 Apr 2005 07:56:27 GMT, sloan@ishipress.com (Sam Sloan)
wrote:
quote:
>Prince Rainier has just been officially declared dead, so now it is
>time to make my move with the elephants.
>
>Sam Sloan
Complaint of list abuse sent.
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