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> If you cross a space alien with an east Tenneseean all you get is a

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> gray skinned banjo picker still without teeth.
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> Old Haasie

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> Although they will deny it, the USCF and the USG have been working closely
> with aliens. And I don't mean Mexicans. Look up!! Those are the aliens to
> which I am referring to here.
>
> It has been hidden from America, ever since the 40s, that a little known
> Air
> Force base, known as Area 52, and just 1 mile south of the Cumberland Gap,
> near Crossville, Tennessee, is a secret breeding ground for human/alien
> hybrids.
>
> Area 52 has produced some of the most prodigious Chess players we have
> ever
> seen, including Bobby Fischer. You say, no, that can't be true ... Bobby
> was
> born in Brooklyn?? Do you? Well, let me tell you, there are many
> government
> agents who know the truth. Bobby was hatched in Area 52 labs, and
> transported to Brooklyn, by way of the Chicago university stadium complex,
> and the underground railroad through the Cumberland Gap, to be born in
> Brooklyn, New York. Bobby appeared to be a normal (well almost) human
> being,
> but in fact, he was an alien/human hybrid with enhanced Chess prowess
> provided by his starry progenitors.
>
> So now comes the USCF, needy and helpless, after all they did for the
> Aliens, and the Aliens want to help out. So, they have decided to spool up
> a
> new program of human/alien hybrid Chess players, and the secret base at
> Area
> 52, one mile south of the Cumberland Gap has been chosen as the site.
>
> Naturally, the aliens are a hands on group, and they expect their human
> partners to do the same. In the past seven or eight years, the cover story
> of bankruptcy and human error, farce and foibles, have been generated at
> every level of the Chess world, to cover up what is really afoot; namely,
> the emergence of the US as a super power of Chess.
>
> Under the watchful (I think they're watching) black eyes of the grayliens,
> the next fifteen to twenty years of highly selective breeding at Area 52
> will turn the tide, and America will be the dominant world Chess power of
> the twenty-first century.
>
> Now you know the REEL story.
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>
> --
> Tom Klem
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> "Resistance is futile!"
> --- The Borg
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