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Unacknowledged jokes
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| Bill Smythe 2004-10-18, 5:47 pm |
| "Mike Nolan" wrote:
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> Maybe they didn't understand Smythescript?
You're calling Smythescript a JOKE ?? How dare you!
The joke the Weekly Reader didn't print when I was eleven years old was:
What do you call an amphibious car?
A sea-dan.
Bill Smythe
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"Bill Smythe" <chichess@beforeRCNafter.com> wrote in message
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> The joke the Weekly Reader didn't print when I was eleven years old was:
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> What do you call an amphibious car?
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> A sea-dan.
I don't get it.
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| GrantPerks 2004-10-18, 5:47 pm |
| StanBooz wrote:
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>I don't get it.
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I do, but wish I didn't.
GrantP
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| Sam Sloan 2004-10-18, 5:47 pm |
| On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 11:03:42 -0400, "StanB" <stanbooz@comXXXcast.net>
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>"Bill Smythe" <chichess@beforeRCNafter.com> wrote in message
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>I don't get it.
That is because you only tell and get dirty jokes.
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| Jerome Bibuld 2004-10-18, 5:47 pm |
| Dear Mr. Smythe,
Heil Dubya!
My children would have enjoyed that one. Here's another one we all enjoyed 45
years ago, when they were young enough to be open to such things.
What's big and red and eats rocks? Give up?
A big red rock eater!
Do you know why they call it that? Give up?
Because that's its name.
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>"Mike Nolan" wrote:
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>You're calling Smythescript a JOKE ?? How dare you!
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>The joke the Weekly Reader didn't print when I was eleven years old was:
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>What do you call an amphibious car?
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>A sea-dan.
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>Bill Smythe
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I recently have discovered a video, 911 in Plane Site, that offers proofs of
what I have been saying since 11 September 2001: the attacks on the Twin Towers
and the Pentagon were organized and executed by the rulers of the U. S. A. I
was not aware of what appears to be the fact that neither of the missiles
("airplanes") that struck the Twin Towers was a commercial airliner or that NO
significant wreckage appears in any of the films of the "attack" on the
Pentagon. If that is the case, an interesting question is what happened to the
three commercial airliners?
One could ask, then, if the explosion that destroyed the Trans-World airliner
over the Atlantic Ocean in 1996 was a test of CIA (military) preparation for
"the big one". Did the U. S. rulers sink the commercial airliners in the
Atlantic and use other missiles (in the forms of airplanes) to attack the Twin
Towers? As for the "attack" on the Pentagon, the evidence of the video leads
me to believe that the damage was created by explosions set inside the
building, itself.
Heute Uhmuhrikkka, Afghanistan, Irak und Häiti. Morgen di ganze Welt!
Uhmuhrikkka, Uhmuhrikkka über Alles!
(The more information that comes out about the attacks on the Twin Towers and
the Pentagon of 11 September 2001 the more it appears that those attacks were
organized by the rulers of the United States and were intended to have the same
effect on the people of the United States that the Reichstag fire had on the
people of Germany in 1933.)
Fight terrorism! Dissolve the CIA and disarm the Pentagon! (I have watched
the hearings of the Commission to investigate the attacks on the Twin Towers
and the Pentagon of 11 September 2001. As a result, I have become convinced
that every one of the witnesses and their four Presidents - and every one of
the Commissioners - should be tried for:
(1. Conspiracy to commit terrorism; and/or
(2. Commission of terrorist acts; and/or
(3. Conspiracy to commit murder; and/or
(4. Commission of murder; and/or
(5. Treason; and/or
(6. Suborning one or more of the above acts.)
Fraternally,
Jerome Bibuld
gens una sumus
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"Jerome Bibuld" <chessphoto@aol.comnospam> wrote in message
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> Dear Mr. Smythe,
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> Heil Dubya!
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> My children would have enjoyed that one. Here's another one we all
> enjoyed 45
> years ago, when they were young enough to be open to such things.
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> What's big and red and eats rocks? Give up?
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> A big red rock eater!
What goes up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
What is black and white and read all over?
How many dead people are buried in Sunset Cemetery?
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| Bill Smythe 2004-10-18, 5:47 pm |
| "Jerome Bibuld" wrote:
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> .... What's big and red and eats rocks? ....
> .... A big red rock eater! ....
That's similar to --
What has one eye, one horn, flies, is purple, and eats people?
A one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people-eater.
-- which later gave rise to the pop song of the same name.
Bill Smythe
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| The BOBSFan 2004-10-19, 6:45 am |
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"StanB" <stanbooz@comXXXcast.net> wrote in message news:UPKdnVkAUY62N-7cRVn-hg@comcast.com...
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> "Jerome Bibuld" <chessphoto@aol.comnospam> wrote in message
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> What goes up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
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> What is black and white and read all over?
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> How many dead people are buried in Sunset Cemetery?
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An umbrella, a wounded nun (skunk?), all but the survivors?
LOL - TBF
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"The BOBSFan" <threewords@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> "StanB" <stanbooz@comXXXcast.net> wrote in message
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> An umbrella, a wounded nun (skunk?), all but the survivors?
The umbrella was correct and one out of three ain't bad.
A newspaper and all of them are the answers to the other two.
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| The BOBSFan 2004-10-20, 12:46 am |
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"StanB" <stanbooz@comXXXcast.net> wrote in message news:CKKdnYWsppk6lujcRVn-rg@comcast.com...
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> "The BOBSFan" <threewords@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> The umbrella was correct and one out of three ain't bad.
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> A newspaper and all of them are the answers to the other two.
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Gee, Stan, for someone with your sense of humor, I'm surprised at you. Yes, I knew the answers to all three (or at least the ones
you expected), but I was giving you alternatives. I'm disappointed.
TBF
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| Matt Nemmers 2004-10-20, 6:45 am |
| "StanB" <stanbooz@comXXXcast.net> wrote in message
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> "Jerome Bibuld" <chessphoto@aol.comnospam> wrote in message
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> What goes up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
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> What is black and white and read all over?
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> How many dead people are buried in Sunset Cemetery?
What's it mean when the Post Office flies their flag at half-mast?
They're hiring.
What do you get when you put 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a room
together?
100 people who don't do dick.
What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt-bag.
Bah-dum bah.
Regards,
Matt
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