| HAASpittle 2004-10-21, 12:45 am |
| Shucks, ever'body is worried to death that Crossville ain't got enuf culture
fer the chess folks.
Heck, Crossville has stuff like Jeb's Bait and Shushi Shoppe were all the
unused bait is made into great shushi by famed Japanese chef, Elwood Scroggins.
Crossville also has Luther's ArePlane Service operatin' a completely
reconditioned 1937 Waco biplane outfitted with a fine DDT sprayer sistim and is
also available for non-stop passenger service to Chattanoogie. Famed pilot,
Elwood Scroggins, much revered around these parts for his service in the Iraq
was during which he twice attacked a French armored personnel carrier, is the
chief pilot on call.
Crossville also has the world's largest Bootleg Likker Museum, which includes
a huge collection of rare Mason fruit jars, empty 50 pound sugar bags, copper
coil condensers, mash boilers, as well as a collection of '32 Fords restored to
their original delapidated condition.
Old Haasie
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