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A quiz about Sam Sloan
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| R.P. Warren 2004-10-20, 6:45 am |
| A quiz about Sam Sloan:
1. Sam Sloan thinks he is: 2. Sam Sloan actually is:
a. a great chess player a. a mediocre woodpusher
b. a fine journalist b. a rumor-mongering, libelous hack
c. an insightful political analyst c. a biased windbag
d. a penetrating literary critic d. an uninformed, unqualified travesty
e. an expert chess historian e. an opinionated ignoramus
f. a charismatic personality f. an unimpressive klutz
g. an irresistible Casanova g. a promiscuous sleaze
h. an enthralling memoirist h. a self-infatuated exhibitionist
i. a friend and confidant of the great i. a pathetic name-dropper
j. an expert on all subjects j. utterly lacking in common sense
k. a heroic, fascinating human being k. a joke and a bore
l. all of the above l. all of the above
3. Based on the symptoms he displays in this newsgroup, Sloan would appear
to have which of the following diseases and afflictions:
a. egoism
b. solipsism
c. amour propre
d. delusions of grandeur
e. logorrhea
f. constipation
4. Sloan's chances of winning elective office are comparable to those of:
a. a snowball in hell
b. a one-legged man in an XXX-kicking contest
c. Yasser Arafat becoming pope
d. Bobby Fischer gaining asylum in Israel
e. Sloan becoming Miss America
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| pete johnson 2004-10-20, 9:45 am |
| are you related to helen warren?
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| R.P. Warren 2004-10-20, 5:46 pm |
| "pete johnson" <petejohnson831@att.net> wrote in message news:<nTZbd.556245$OB3.155992@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>...
quote:
> are you related to helen warren? >
No doubt in some distant way, but not that I know of.
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