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Quilljar

2006-03-24, 2:02 pm

I have just finished reading a book about WW2. The censors allowed certain
acronyms to pass on envelopes when the troops wrote home NORWICH (nickers
off ready when I come home) and SWALK (sealed with a loving kiss) but
another was mentioned which was not translated and none of us here can
guess. Does anyone know accurately what EGYPT stood for. No guesses, only
the correct answer please.

Aw OK, I suppose I can accept some funny guesses, but I am keen to know the
true one.

--
Cheers,

Quilly

Sorry, but an individual reply goes into my spam filter


brassmonkey

2006-03-24, 2:02 pm

Hi, i heard it was this from may father


EGYPT:- > E Got You Pregnant Then!
Danny

2006-03-24, 2:02 pm

I know what it is and am Eager to reply. But I will wait to see other
responses.
But what about CHIP, ITALY, HOLLAND and many others.
Danny

"Quilljar" <wykehill-flightsim@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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quote:

> I have just finished reading a book about WW2. The censors allowed certain
> acronyms to pass on envelopes when the troops wrote home NORWICH (nickers
> off ready when I come home) and SWALK (sealed with a loving kiss) but
> another was mentioned which was not translated and none of us here can
> guess. Does anyone know accurately what EGYPT stood for. No guesses, only
> the correct answer please.
>
> Aw OK, I suppose I can accept some funny guesses, but I am keen to know
> the true one.
>
> --
> Cheers,
>
> Quilly
>
> Sorry, but an individual reply goes into my spam filter
>



stevem

2006-03-24, 2:02 pm


Don't know EGYPT, but BURMA was 'Be Upstairs Ready My Angel'.
Regards,
Steve.


brassmonkey

2006-03-24, 2:02 pm

i like this one SIDCUP :-Sexual Intercourse Definitely Causes Unwanted
Pregnancies
Scott Stevenson

2006-03-24, 2:02 pm

On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 23:01:06 +0000 (UTC), "Quilljar"
<wykehill-flightsim@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
quote:

> I have just finished reading a book about WW2. The censors allowed certain
>acronyms to pass on envelopes when the troops wrote home NORWICH (nickers
>off ready when I come home) and SWALK (sealed with a loving kiss) but
>another was mentioned which was not translated and none of us here can
>guess. Does anyone know accurately what EGYPT stood for. No guesses, only
>the correct answer please.
>
>Aw OK, I suppose I can accept some funny guesses, but I am keen to know the
>true one.


You should know it's really "R" rated (or somewhere between "15" and
"18" for you RightPonders).

take care,
Scott
"Every Night Something Awful"

Vandar

2006-03-24, 2:02 pm

Quilljar wrote:
quote:

> I have just finished reading a book about WW2. The censors allowed certain
> acronyms to pass on envelopes when the troops wrote home NORWICH (nickers
> off ready when I come home) and SWALK (sealed with a loving kiss) but
> another was mentioned which was not translated and none of us here can
> guess. Does anyone know accurately what EGYPT stood for. No guesses, only
> the correct answer please.
>
> Aw OK, I suppose I can accept some funny guesses, but I am keen to know the
> true one.


Eager To Grab Your Pretty Tits

That's the real one.
Eric Hartup

2006-03-24, 2:02 pm


"Vandar" <vandar69@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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quote:

> Quilljar wrote:
>
>

ITALY I trust and love you
HOLLAND hope our love lasts and never dies

Eric H


Simon

2006-03-24, 2:03 pm


"Vandar" <vandar69@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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quote:

> Quilljar wrote:
>
>
> Eager To Grab Your Pretty Tits
>
> That's the real one.


Almost, Eager to Grab Your Pretty Toes

Tits was not really used in WW2, (but not unknown).

Simon


Quilljar

2006-03-24, 2:03 pm

Simon wrote:
quote:

>
> Almost, Eager to Grab Your Pretty Toes
>
> Tits was not really used in WW2, (but not unknown).
>
> Simon


I beg to differ! I was only five when the war began and I remember my first
dirty joke which was 'Four WRENS went in the sea to swim and came out four
bluetits!'
So tits were certainly on the menu in WW", even for infant schooolboys!

Thanks to you all for your fund of knowlege as always!


--
Cheers,

Quilly

Sorry, but an individual reply goes into my spam filter


Quilljar

2006-03-24, 2:03 pm

came out EIGHT blue tits....

I was a better joke teller when I wasa five.


Quilly

Sorry, but an individual reply goes into my spam filter


Vandar

2006-03-24, 2:03 pm

Simon wrote:
quote:

> "Vandar" <vandar69@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:lWKTf.3333$kg.3063@news02.roc.ny...
>
>
>
> Almost, Eager to Grab Your Pretty Toes
>
> Tits was not really used in WW2, (but not unknown).


"Toes" is the rated-G version.
David Wilson-Okamura

2006-03-24, 2:03 pm

Does this strike anyone else as possibly/probably apocryphal? Consider:


1. What military purpose could possibly be served by censoring these
benign, predictable missives? As if the Germans or the Japanese didn't
already know that our boys were lonely and missed womankind...

2. Could any of us here have guessed, without prompting, that BURMA is
supposed to mean "be ready upstairs my angel"? I like that one; it's
horny and sweet at the same time. I'm just skeptical about the medium.

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