| Marcel Kuijper 2005-04-27, 12:36 am |
| On Fri, 22 Apr 2005 20:15:19 GMT, Dallas wrote:
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> How about these?:
Absolute brilliantine, ye old Varmit! ;-)
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> 3) ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and
> advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than by working hard.
I know a few of those.....
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> 7) MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
We know a few here, don't we? :-)
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> 11) IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but
> you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The Anna Nicole show or the
> Bachelor is a prime example.
SPRINGER!!! <g>
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> 12) PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an
> electronic device to get it to work again.
LOL!!
I wonder how many RL pilots do that without us knowing? :-)
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> 14) 404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404
> Not Found" (meaning that the requested document, like the person's brain,
> could not be located.)
I'm using that one tomorrow!
He's gonna be running around going nuts, trying to figure out what I meant
by that. :-)
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> 16) OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that
> you've just made a BIG mistake.
ROTFLMAO!!!!
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> 18) CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously farting while passing through a cube farm,
> then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust (leads to PRAIRIE DOGGING).
You've done that one, haven't you?
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